ASFM: Rewritevision - RESULTS - Starting @20:30 BST

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At last we are here for the big reveal of the Final results!

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A reminder of the competing entries:

01. Puffer Fish Power - Corine - C'est si beau
02. good boy - Dylan - Every Heart But Mine
03. Horror movie vibes from Japan - The Mad Capsule Markets - PULSE
04. I'm Just A Hole Sir - Yunè Pinku - Fai Fighter
05. Joan Collins Stuck In A Sculpture - Lene - Pretty Young Thing
06. Fear of fucking ghost Megazord statues - Omnia & Cathy Burton - Searchlight
07. Trauco, a humanoid creature responsible for any unplanned or unexplained pregnancies. - Seba Campos & Maria Papageorgiou - Pandora
08. The Roy Dog of Portland - Jenn Champion & OYSTER KIDS - Love Nobody
09. The emotion is nothing - The Revivalists - Wish I Knew You
10. Our angle, Clare Balding - Samira - Like This, Like That
11. Sun Voyager - Frida Gold - Wovon Sollen Wir Träumen
12. The Squirrel, in Almaty, Kazakhstan - because here at Moopy, we’re all squirrel friends - Nichola Holt - The Game
13. A statue to the lost sailors of Saint Pierre and Miquelon, off the coast of Newfoundland - Alexandra Hernandez - Les marins
14. Skeletons in Love - The Jezabels - Look Of Love
15. Statue of Robert Mugabe - Richi M - Perfect World
16. Terrifying Jason Voorhees statue scares the flippers off unsuspecting divers. - Craig Connelly feat. Tara Louise - Time Machine
17. Shitting Santa - Perlo - Love Like You Care
18. Priapus, God of Fertility - Rina Sawayama - Holy (Til You Let Me Go)
19. MEDUSA HAVING A DISPROPORTIONATE REACTION - Amarcord - Friends (They Come & Go)
20. We're all whores darlin' - Zeyne feat. Saint Levant - Balak
21. Freedom - Say Lou Lou featuring Lindstrøm - Games for Girls
22. Monument to the partisans of ASFM - Frawley - If I Don't Laugh I'll Cry
23. Waiting for Cilla to give back her table - Jane Fostin - Septième ciel
24. Creepy long-necked man at Efelting in Netherlands which made me cry as a kid. - bbno$ & Rich Brian - edamame
25. Fuck them kids - Gretel Hänlyn - Drive
26. om nom nom - Dani Sylvia - She Swam Higher
27. Two meats, one hole - Lemonade Mouth - Determinate
28. MOOPMEET AT DALIDA'S GRAVE - Vanbot - Lost Without You
29. A very appetising Elton John - King of the Rollers & Katy B - Paradise
30. AR DI xxx - Ana Mena - Mezzanotte
31. Nancy Pelosi tears it up - Neon Capital - Open Water
32. Tits Out in Bologna - Army of Lovers - My Army of Lovers
33. The Seal Woman, Faroe Islands - Trixie Mattel - Gold
34. The statue of Taweret before a ship crashes into it - Queen of Hearts - Shoot the Bullet

Who sent what will be revealed very shortly, with a winner being crowned before the end of the night! :thumbsup:
 
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I'll be doing a quick speed round of the Who sent which Avatar/Song at 20:30. We'll then go right into the results afterwards.

I will be revealing the results in reverse order, so starting from 34th and all the way at the very end to the 1st place participant.

Ties have been broken based on number of voters, then number of 20s, 16s, 14s etc.

For time reasons, I will only reveal the 20s, 16s, 14s & 12s of each song. There will be a spreadsheet at the end with all points detailed.

Just to avoid confusion as some of you included 18s or 9s which wasn't part of the voting format: Your votes were validated still but where that happened, I simply amended it so the 18s became 16s and the 9s became 8s with each song placed after moved down a spot.
 
Haiku robbing me of the opportunity to delude myself that all my votes might have been saved to the end for tension reasons and I haven’t actually come 28th.
 
OK, let's start with the avatar reveal speedrun! Who sent what:

The first few...

01. Puffer Fish Power - Corine - C'est si beau - @jyxz
02. good boy - Dylan - Every Heart But Mine - @GNL
03. Horror movie vibes from Japan - The Mad Capsule Markets - PULSE - @Indie
04. I'm Just A Hole Sir - Yunè Pinku - Fai Fighter - @Ag
05. Joan Collins Stuck In A Sculpture - Lene - Pretty Young Thing - @jivafox
06. Fear of fucking ghost Megazord statues - Omnia & Cathy Burton - Searchlight - @ButterTart
07. Trauco, a humanoid creature responsible for any unplanned or unexplained pregnancies. - Seba Campos & Maria Papageorgiou - Pandora - @Queen of the Bay
08. The Roy Dog of Portland - Jenn Champion & OYSTER KIDS - Love Nobody - @Raining On Me
09. The emotion is nothing - The Revivalists - Wish I Knew You - @RJN
10. Our angle, Clare Balding - Samira - Like This, Like That - @Tisch
11. Sun Voyager - Frida Gold - Wovon Sollen Wir Träumen - @Alex
12. The Squirrel, in Almaty, Kazakhstan - because here at Moopy, we’re all squirrel friends - Nichola Holt - The Game - @Kala
 
I think I’ll do slightly better than last time; so something around 29-28.
 
The next batch is...

13. A statue to the lost sailors of Saint Pierre and Miquelon, off the coast of Newfoundland - Alexandra Hernandez - Les marins - @Northwoods89
14. Skeletons in Love - The Jezabels - Look Of Love - @BoysForSeles
15. Statue of Robert Mugabe - Richi M - Perfect World - @RaspberrySwirl
16. Terrifying Jason Voorhees statue scares the flippers off unsuspecting divers. - Craig Connelly feat. Tara Louise - Time Machine - @SystemAddict
17. Shitting Santa - Perlo - Love Like You Care - @Ill Advised
18. Priapus, God of Fertility - Rina Sawayama - Holy (Til You Let Me Go) - @ZenGiraffe
19. MEDUSA HAVING A DISPROPORTIONATE REACTION - Amarcord - Friends (They Come & Go) - @Suomi
20. We're all whores darlin' - Zeyne feat. Saint Levant - Balak - @Kratz
21. Freedom - Say Lou Lou featuring Lindstrøm - Games for Girls - @Music
22. Monument to the partisans of ASFM - Frawley - If I Don't Laugh I'll Cry - @dmlaw
23. Waiting for Cilla to give back her table - Jane Fostin - Septième ciel - @Haiku Rewrites
24. Creepy long-necked man at Efelting in Netherlands which made me cry as a kid. - bbno$ & Rich Brian - edamame - @rhythmbandit
 
And finally we have...

25. Fuck them kids - Gretel Hänlyn - Drive - @Kate
26. om nom nom - Dani Sylvia - She Swam Higher - @dUb
27. Two meats, one hole - Lemonade Mouth - Determinate - @Berly
28. MOOPMEET AT DALIDA'S GRAVE - Vanbot - Lost Without You - @straightorbroken
29. A very appetising Elton John - King of the Rollers & Katy B - Paradise - @Rita
30. AR DI xxx - Ana Mena - Mezzanotte - @Soldi
31. Nancy Pelosi tears it up - Neon Capital - Open Water - @Iguana
32. Tits Out in Bologna - Army of Lovers - My Army of Lovers - @VoR
33. The Seal Woman, Faroe Islands - Trixie Mattel - Gold - @Rowan Tree 🌳
34. The statue of Taweret before a ship crashes into it - Queen of Hearts - Shoot the Bullet - @OutSynk
 
My song was what I originally planned to send to RJNvision but since it didn’t qualify because of the chart rule.
 
So we start first with our sin bin/hall of shame - the non-voters who occupy 31st to 34th place.

Unfortunately, due to their non-voting, 108 points has been deducted from their totals. :( Let's see where they have ended as a result.
 
In 32nd place...

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Tits Out in Bologna - Army of Lovers - My Army of Lovers - @VoR

32nd - Minus 26 Points

20: RaspberrySwirl
16:
14: Kate
12: SystemAddict, rhythmbandit

Did Not Vote
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The next song managed to achieve a positive score despite being disqualified, as it reached 113 points before the penalty of minus 108!
 
I’m going to be honest and say I never listened to VoR’s song since it was blocked and I didn’t ever look it up. So now my guilt is over since he didn’t vote
 
dmlaw said:
There was. But there were more entries in that one, so this contest has a higher proportion of bastards.
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Actually, that’s not even true. I think there were four non voters in Kala’s speed round and it had fewer entries. Although that one was slightly more excusable as some people had entered without knowing that they would only have twenty minutes to vote.
 
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