ASFM: Rewritevision - RESULTS - Starting @20:30 BST

[RS]

I can be up next because I’m falling asleep.

 

[ButterTart]

In 28th place...

12. The Squirrel, in Almaty, Kazakhstan - because here at Moopy, we’re all squirrel friends - Nichola Holt - The Game - @Kala

28th - 46 Points

20:
16: ButterTart
14:
12:​

God, the absolute shame of being the only one to recognise the greatness of this song.

 

[Kate]

Not to be DRAMATIC but THAT'S MY ASFM DAYS OVER

 

[RJN]

God, the absolute shame of being the only one to recognise the greatness of this song.

Excuse me. I gave it one point

 

[ButterTart]

I can be up next because I’m falling asleep.

The one time you want to come last and we end up giving you the win just to torture you.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Not to be DRAMATIC but THAT'S MY ASFM DAYS OVER

I said that once. But I'm an ASFM addict.

 

[Tisch]

In 28th place...

12. The Squirrel, in Almaty, Kazakhstan - because here at Moopy, we’re all squirrel friends - Nichola Holt - The Game - @Kala

28th - 46 Points

20:
16: ButterTart
14:
12:​

I read that this had come 12th and was a bit HORRIFIED sorry

Also, we don't deserve Kate.

 

[RS]

The one time you want to come last and we end up giving you the win just to torture you.

Don’t get me excited for nothing

 

[Haiku Rewrites]

In 27th Place...

A statue to the lost sailors of Saint Pierre and Miquelon, off the coast of Newfoundland - Alexandra Hernandez - Les marins - @Northwoods89

27th - 51 Points (6 voters)

20:
16: dmlaw
14:
12: Haiku Rewrites​

 

[RJN]

Not to be DRAMATIC but THAT'S MY ASFM DAYS OVER

To quote @AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA: I VIOLENTLY DISAGREE

 

[dmlaw]

Not to be DRAMATIC but THAT'S MY ASFM DAYS OVER

You should take the same attitude as me. If they don’t like my songs, they shall be PUNISHED by having to keep listening to them.

 

[ButterTart]

I said that once. But I'm an ASFM addict.

Also Worldvision is up next and participation is mandatory.

 

[RS]

I’m thinking of quitting too. I’ve lost my mojo.

 

[dmlaw]

Les marins was excellent, but I am only one man and @Rowan Tree 🌳 didn’t vote so this finishing position was inevitable.

 

[Haiku Rewrites]

In 26th place...

The emotion is nothing - The Revivalists - Wish I Knew You - @RJN

26th - 51 Points (7 voters)

20:
16: Indie
14:
12:​

 

[Iguana]

but I am only one man

After that awful cloning fail

 

[RJN]

Me to ASFM

 

[RJN]

In 26th place...

The emotion is nothing - The Revivalists - Wish I Knew You - @RJN

26th - 51 Points (7 voters)

20:
16: Indie
14:
12:​

Nvm I quit

 

[Haiku Rewrites]

Up next!

The acts who placed between 25th and 20th, scoring between 61 and 76 points...

 

[Tisch]

Haiku's ASFM to ever be known as the great Perge of 23

 

[RS]

 

[ButterTart]

I can't believe all you quitting quitters are quitting right before the greatest ASFM event since Rewritevision

 

[ButterTart]

Up next!

The acts who placed between 25th and 20th, scoring between 61 and 76 points...

I'll be honoured and privileged if I receive this amount of points, but more accurately I'll be fucking fuming that Mopsy has failed to acknowledge my excellence.

 

[Tisch]

I can't believe all you quitting quitters are quitting right before the greatest ASFM event since Rewritevision

I've heard each participant gets a free butter tart, what do you say to these rumours?

 

[Haiku Rewrites]

In 25th place...

Statue of Robert Mugabe - Richi M - Perfect World - @RaspberrySwirl

25th - 61 Points

20: Music
16:
14:
12: Indie
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[ButterTart]

I've heard each participant gets a free butter tart, what do you say to these rumours?

If 'butter tart' is some tawdry, disgusting euphemism for a handjob from a fat person then yes, the rumours are true.

 

[RS]

Wow you cunts. I deserved so much better.

 

[ButterTart]

In 25th place...

Statue of Robert Mugabe - Richi M - Perfect World - @RaspberrySwirl

25th - 61 Points

20: Music
16:
14:
12:
​

OK this was a banger. Mopsy, what are you playing at?

 

[RS]

Not even a high point from Buttertart.

 

[Haiku Rewrites]

In 24th place...

Horror movie vibes from Japan - The Mad Capsule Markets - PULSE - @Indie

24th - 62 Points

20:
16:
14: BoyForSeles
12: ButterTart, dmlaw​

 

[ButterTart]

Not even a high point from Buttertart.

It was a VERY ButterTastic round, in fairness.

 

[RS]

OK this was a banger. Mopsy, what are you playing at?

Where are your points bitch?

 

[ButterTart]

Wow you cunts. I deserved so much better.

I gave you 6 points!

 

[dmlaw]

It is feeling unfortunately that all the trance bangers may have cancelled each other out.

 

[RS]

Anyway now I can finally go to bed and see nothing more of this shit.

Thanks Haiku for your patience and hospitality.

 

[ButterTart]

In 24th place...

Horror movie vibes from Japan - The Mad Capsule Markets - PULSE - @Indie

24th - 62 Points

20:
16:
14: BoyForSeles
12: ButterTart, dmlaw​

All of mine are dropping like flies now

 

[RS]

I gave you 6 points!

Not enough!

 

[ButterTart]

Not enough!

You stole the 20 I expected from @Music so can we call it even?

 

[Haiku Rewrites]

In 23rd place...

Freedom - Say Lou Lou featuring Lindstrøm - Games for Girls - @Music

23rd - 63 Points

20: Suomi
16: Ag
14:
12:​

 

[ButterTart]

In 23rd place...

Freedom - Say Lou Lou featuring Lindstrøm - Games for Girls - @Music

23rd - 63 Points

20: Suomi
16: Ag
14:
12:​

Jesus, this picture will haunt me forever. I never should have bought that beanie hat.