Poor forgotten Wednesday

[Soldi]

I’m trying to order my hat and gown for graduation. How the fuck am I supposed to know the SIZE OF MY HEAD?

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I’m trying to order my hat and gown for graduation. How the fuck am I supposed to know the SIZE OF MY HEAD?

Tape measure

 

[Soldi]

Tape measure

Don’t have one

 

[Sheena]

Clearing out my Mum's house, tape measures were the things I inexplicably found most of. Literally 20 or so of different varieties.

Sadly for Soldi, they have all long been put outside for someone to steal from the wall.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Don’t have one

Buy one. Your first step to owning shit adults own.

 

[lolly]

I've got a very fat head

 

[dmlaw]

I’m trying to order my hat and gown for graduation. How the fuck am I supposed to know the SIZE OF MY HEAD?

Get a piece of string and wrap it around your head. Take it off again and compare it against something that you know the length of. Don't let the string slip around your neck. That's how we lost Michael Hutchence.

 

[Rita]

I’m trying to order my hat and gown for graduation. How the fuck am I supposed to know the SIZE OF MY HEAD?

Get a fetching FASCINATOR instead.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I look like shit in my graduation photos. It was really muggy that day and there were occasional downpours. Getting my hair cut was a waste of time, the mortar board just fucked it all up.

Mind you, we just got smashed on free prosecco.

 

[Rita]

I've got a very fat head

A fat skull, or do you mean fat face?

 

[Rita]

I’m sitting debating with myself how you can have a FAT HEAD?

 

[Rita]

Before someone else beats me to it.

 

[lolly]

A fat skull, or do you mean fat face?

BOTH

 

[Rita]

BOTH

STOP CONFUSING ME! I’m assuming you mean a WIDE SET SKULL?

@Soldi tell us more about your skeletal frame please.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

I never went to either of my graduations, I was drunk elsewhere instead

 

[octophone]

I have a head like a football that's slightly deflated.

 

[lolly]

STOP CONFUSING ME! I’m assuming you mean a WIDE SET SKULL?

I've got a very wide forehead

Even at primary school I need double the amount of newspaper to make the band for my Easter bonnets

 

[Kate]

 

[GNL]

I’m trying to order my hat and gown for graduation. How the fuck am I supposed to know the SIZE OF MY HEAD?

Someone must have some calipers lying around.

 

[Marina Salty]

I never went to either of my graduations, I was drunk elsewhere instead

Didn't attend mine either, but it was to save the money.