Phillip Schofield's Career DEAD? 🤷‍♀️ The Castaway Years

[Inner Smile]

"Shaken" Silly cow

 

[PercyPig]

How did KNOWN DYSLEXIC Holly manage to read that SPEECH off the autocue!?

FAKE FAKE FAKE

 

[PercyPig]

Also Craig Doyle is a fucking ride these days

 

[Zu]

I thought Holly’s speech was quite charming, heartfelt and lovely

JUST LIKE THE LADY HERSELF

 

[Peekaboo]

The way they talk about him making it sound like his lie CHANGED THE COURSE OF HISTORY!

With LIBERAL MEDIA COLLEAGUES like that no wonder he chose not to tell the truth. Get a GRIP you bunch of PEARL CLUTCHERS.

 

[jivafox]

 

[Peekaboo]

"He LIED. And it was WRONG. And he LET US DOWN."

Is this FUCKING BLUE PETER or what?

 

[GNL]

Quite shaken by this tbh

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Quite shaken by this tbh

All we can do now is be the family that we are.

 

[Kratz]

The way they talk about him making it sound like his lie CHANGED THE COURSE OF HISTORY!

With LIBERAL MEDIA COLLEAGUES like that no wonder he chose not to tell the truth. Get a GRIP you bunch of PEARL CLUTCHERS.

Ladies and gentleman, I give you Kim Woodburne

 

[Rita]

Is Josie the new full time presenter with Holly or is she just standing in until they find someone else?

 

[lolly]

Please explain to me the meaning of 'Josie Gibson'

I'm not sure of her MEANING, but can people generally understand her accent?

I'm surrounded by that accent most days but with her I sometimes struggle myself.

 

[lolly]

Also Craig Doyle is a fucking ride these days

Wasn't he ALWAYS?

 

[Rita]

I'm not sure of her MEANING, but can people generally understand her accent?

I'm surrounded by that accent most days but with her I sometimes struggle myself.

I LOVE HER.

 

[lolly]

I LOVE HER.

I do like her - I'm just surprised her accent hasn't been softened over the years.

 

[Inner Smile]

Holly MAKES ME SICK

 

[Rita]

I like her, always have done.

 

[Ellie]

Holly is fine. If there’s anyone who needs to be given a review of their behaviour it’s Lorraine Kelly and that nicey nicey on-screen persona, but utter vitriol spewed out in her column in The Sun. WHO IS THE REAL LORRAINE?

 

[Jark]

Holly MAKES ME SICK

why?

 

[Jark]

who can be arsed having such a visceral reaction to a daytime tv presenter? WHY ARE YOU SO INVESTED?

 

[Jark]

there's something very ABNORMAL, UNHINGED and UNIQUELY BRITISH about obsessing over the question of whether a smiley blonde lady on tv is sincere, likeable, a cunt or an abuse enabler. why don't you get angry about the very real shit your country is facing instead of living like a sheep queuing mindlessly for its own slaughter.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

who can be arsed having such a visceral reaction to a daytime tv presenter? WHY ARE YOU SO INVESTED?

there's something very ABNORMAL, UNHINGED and UNIQUELY BRITISH about obsessing over the question of whether a smiley blonde lady on tv is sincere, likeable, a cunt or an abuse enabler. why don't you get angry about the very real shit your country is facing instead of living like a sheep queuing mindlessly for its own slaughter.

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[Christian]

Holly is fine. If there’s anyone who needs to be given a review of their behaviour it’s Lorraine Kelly and that nicey nicey on-screen persona, but utter vitriol spewed out in her column in The Sun. WHO IS THE REAL LORRAINE?

Didn't she acknowledge years ago that "TV Lorraine" is just a character she plays, for tax purposes.

There's your answer!

 

[Jark]

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having 2% of the posts in this thread seems reasonable to me

 

[Rita]

Holly is fine. If there’s anyone who needs to be given a review of their behaviour it’s Lorraine Kelly and that nicey nicey on-screen persona, but utter vitriol spewed out in her column in The Sun. WHO IS THE REAL LORRAINE?

Lorraine Kelly has a column in The Sun? WTF!

 

[ButterTart]

Lorraine Kelly has a column in The Sun? WTF!

I’m surprised she can find the time what with her busy schedule of occasionally presenting her self-titled TV show when she can be arsed.

 

[jyxz]

I’m surprised she can find the time what with her busy schedule of occasionally presenting her self-titled TV show when she can be arsed.

Who writes the column? The real Lorraine or the actress Lorraine?

 

[ButterTart]

Who writes the column? The real Lorraine or the actress Lorraine?

I believe it’s written under her less problematic pen name ‘JK Rowling’.

 

[octophone]

The clip where James Acaster tells Lorraine Kelly to go fuck herself becomes more and more appropriate with each passing day.

 

[Rachey]

I feel like that Holly speech was genuine, but a bit ott for me. It's not like hundreds of people have died, or we've gone to war.

A TV presenter slept with a man of legal age and lied about it. That's it.

I'm bored of it all now. I hope Phillip Schofield is ok. I hope Matthew is ok. That's all I really have to say about it now

 

[dUb]

Quite!

 

[funky]

FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS HOLY IS THIS STORY STILL GOING ON?

Philip Schofield is a randy homo. Since when was that NEWS?

 

[Zu]

FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS HOLY IS THIS STORY STILL GOING ON?

Philip Schofield is a randy homo. Since when was that NEWS?

Have we discussed our theories as to his preferred position? I think that like Graham Norton and Neil Tennant he’s probably a SURPRISING TOP

 

[Zu]

For myself I don’t think I would like to see his PEEN

 

[funky]

Have we discussed our theories as to his preferred position? I think that like Graham Norton and Neil Tennant he’s probably a SURPRISING TOP

Like most older tops he probably prefers them face down and begging for it

Not that I would POSSIBLY KNOW of course

 

[Zu]

Like most older tops he probably prefers them face down and begging for it

Not that I would POSSIBLY KNOW of course

Oh I can’t stand them BEGGING for it

KEEP QUIET!

 

[octophone]

Neil Tennant's a surprising top?

 

[Kratz]

Oh I can’t stand them BEGGING for it

KEEP QUIET!

Thirty seconds later:

'Are you just going to LIE THERE?!"

 

[octophone]

KEEP QUIET!

Isn't that what the pillow is for?

 

[Zu]

Isn't that what the pillow is for?

I keep a handy roll of MASKING TAPE on the second shelf of my exquisite bedside table