Monday falls asleep at the job

[Apoca]

Well not quite, but ALMOST.

I am knackered. This Vienna weekend trip + concert was fun but it has shown me I'm not 23 anymore.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Back to work after a very busy half term. Thankfully it's the easy luxury school and I don't feel remotely reluctant.

 

[Lucille]

My salary review was meant to be today but has been pushed back a week, so how exactly am I supposed to know whether I care about my job or not?!?

 

[lolly]

I've never had a job where your salary is reviewed or I had any control over it. I've been on a scale and that's it. I'm not sure if I'd view having it reviewed as a positive, or if I'd shit myself.

 

[jyxz]

NEWS JUST IN

 

[octophone]

Morning. On the "backshift" this week which usually means I get a bit of peace and quiet at the end of the day to get things actually done.

 

[Nancy]

On my way to Brighton!

 

[Inner Smile]

GOOD MORNING MOOPY

 

[Inner Smile]

Unblocked Soldi

 

[Soldi]

 

[ZenGiraffe]

I've just blocked Soldi, so there is balance in the world again.

 

[octophone]

Moopy block Soldi? Whatevs. Cock block Soldi - you DIE!

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Just been invigilating A-Level exams and a fire alarm went off to 10 minutes.

 

[Lucille]

Why is there so much to do today?

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Straight after work we're off to meet the in-laws, fresh from their two month trip to Australia, at the local pub for food.

I CAN'T BE ARSED.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I have no excuse, I'm working with my father-in-law ALL DAY.

 

[octophone]

Just been invigilating A-Level exams and a fire alarm went off to 10 minutes.

OK, someone clearly hadn't revised.

 

[Rachey]

We've got a German cruise ship docked off of Cowes today, and all the guests are spending the day in Cowes.

Some speak decent English, some don't speak a word. Listening to Mandy trying to explain fudge to them is very entertaining, she goes super posh for some reason

 

[Indie]

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NEWS JUST IN

By definition, isn't fisting "in"?

 

[Zu]

We've got a German cruise ship docked off of Cowes today, and all the guests are spending the day in Cowes.

Some speak decent English, some don't speak a word. Listening to Mandy trying to explain fudge to them is very entertaining, she goes super posh for some reason

Handy icebreakers include FICKEN SIE GERNE? and of course MÖCHTEN SIE EINE WURST?

 

[Rachey]

Handy icebreakers include FICKEN SIE GERNE? and of course MÖCHTEN SIE EINE WURST?

I shall not be using either of those, thank goodness for Google translate

 

[Zu]

I shall not be using either of those, thank goodness for Google translate

PRUDE!

 

[Zu]

I couldn’t sleep last night as my head was whirring and I’m quite liking the feeling of sleep deprivation. Might try meth

 

[big ron]

I couldn’t sleep last night as my head was whirring and I’m quite liking the feeling of sleep deprivation. Might try meth

Meth is so last year, if its 8 days of no sleep and a visit from the shadow people get on the monkey dust