I buy my lube in 5 litre pump dispensers. I couldn't hide it behind splatter effect 12" vinyl, never mind a cassette single.I assume they’re just purchased for gay bedroom shelf shrines everywhere, placed neatly between the My Little Pony and the Princess Diana anniversary candle
Or stood upright to hide the lube
it's frankly a GAY MIRACLE. so much is wrong in this world but when Kylie is smashing ALL FEELS WELL!A top ten, on her own - no sample, no singing a hook, no duet - just Kylie with her own track in 2023 being in the UK top ten and not a one week wonder.
Unbelievable, to be frank.
Not me having a cassette copy of Candle In The Wind on the little gay shelf in my roomI assume they’re just purchased for gay bedroom shelf shrines everywhere, placed neatly between the My Little Pony and the Princess Diana anniversary candle
Or stood upright to hide the lube
Radio One seemingly doubling down on their No Kylie policy…
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How do radio stations choose their playlists?
One veteran music programmer says it's a blend of factors, but the most important thing is the audience.t.co
But you can't please everyone.
That's something UK radio stations, including BBC Radio 1, have been finding out recently.
You might have noticed a lot of tweets criticising them for leaving Kylie's Padam Padam off their playlists - even though the song almost broke into the UK top 10.
In a statement Radio 1 told Newsbeat it considers tracks for its playlist "based on its musical merit and whether it is right for our target audience".
It said it makes decisions on "a case-by-case basis".
Al agrees that it's all about pleasing your target audience.
"Some stations aim younger and it may be the view that Kylie isn't the right artist for that," he says.
"Unfortunately, you're always going to make somebody unhappy with the decisions you make.
"There's only so many hours in a day to play songs."

Radio One seemingly doubling down on their No Kylie policy…
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How do radio stations choose their playlists?
One veteran music programmer says it's a blend of factors, but the most important thing is the audience.t.co
But you can't please everyone.
That's something UK radio stations, including BBC Radio 1, have been finding out recently.
You might have noticed a lot of tweets criticising them for leaving Kylie's Padam Padam off their playlists - even though the song almost broke into the UK top 10.
In a statement Radio 1 told Newsbeat it considers tracks for its playlist "based on its musical merit and whether it is right for our target audience".
It said it makes decisions on "a case-by-case basis".
Al agrees that it's all about pleasing your target audience.
"Some stations aim younger and it may be the view that Kylie isn't the right artist for that," he says.
"Unfortunately, you're always going to make somebody unhappy with the decisions you make.
"There's only so many hours in a day to play songs."
Quoting for posterity.Why would Rita Ora move her single for a Kylie single?
Kylie would be lucky for a Top 50 hit these days!
Quoting for posterity.
I know. Most of us probably thought her singles chart days were long over.To be fair it was in criticism of the state of the charts, not Kylie herself
As has been pointed out, it’s quite an achievement
Radio One seemingly doubling down on their No Kylie policy…
![]()
How do radio stations choose their playlists?
One veteran music programmer says it's a blend of factors, but the most important thing is the audience.t.co
But you can't please everyone.
That's something UK radio stations, including BBC Radio 1, have been finding out recently.
You might have noticed a lot of tweets criticising them for leaving Kylie's Padam Padam off their playlists - even though the song almost broke into the UK top 10.
In a statement Radio 1 told Newsbeat it considers tracks for its playlist "based on its musical merit and whether it is right for our target audience".
It said it makes decisions on "a case-by-case basis".
Al agrees that it's all about pleasing your target audience.
"Some stations aim younger and it may be the view that Kylie isn't the right artist for that," he says.
"Unfortunately, you're always going to make somebody unhappy with the decisions you make.
"There's only so many hours in a day to play songs."
I genuinely feel like one of the Twitter gays with a following could accuse them of homophobia by not playlisting it during Pride Month and get a campaign going (whether they SHOULD is another question obviouslyWatch them not play it today and the meltdown that ensues
It just reflects bad on them - she’s smashing streaming, Capital are promoting her more than Radio 2 even, Kiss have it in rotation - all their direct competition are heralding it. And it’s now a top ten hit - so they’re on the wrong side. Digging their heals in just shows they aren’t willing to do what their actual job is - play the hits younger people are consuming.
).Into The Blue, Timebomb and Get Outta My Way possibly qualify looking at Wiki, but I’d assume all had short chart lives. All The Lovers seems her last big hit outside her main three.
ONLY SO MANY HOURS IN THE DAY!Based on musical merit??
When was the last time they reviewed some of the absolute SHITE in their A-list?
Clearly they have a low opinion of their so called target audience
Yep, the other three had ok peaks, but none made any year end top 100s really at all, whereas ATL did actually very well from what I see.Yeah, it's All The Lovers, at least iN D-A-CH.
And then a little chat about Kylie being a surprise guest at Glastonbury

Officially NINE!!
Truly amazing
Oh this was pure speculation I see.