Kylie - Padam Padam (1st single, May 18th)

I assume they’re just purchased for gay bedroom shelf shrines everywhere, placed neatly between the My Little Pony and the Princess Diana anniversary candle

Or stood upright to hide the lube
I buy my lube in 5 litre pump dispensers. I couldn't hide it behind splatter effect 12" vinyl, never mind a cassette single.
 
Unconfirmed but it’ll be right, it’s just not official until the chart show.

FUCKING YES
 
PA9AM PA9AM! :disco:

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A top ten, on her own - no sample, no singing a hook, no duet - just Kylie with her own track in 2023 being in the UK top ten and not a one week wonder.

Unbelievable, to be frank.
it's frankly a GAY MIRACLE. so much is wrong in this world but when Kylie is smashing ALL FEELS WELL!
 
Radio One seemingly doubling down on their No Kylie policy…



But you can't please everyone.

That's something UK radio stations, including BBC Radio 1, have been finding out recently.

You might have noticed a lot of tweets criticising them for leaving Kylie's Padam Padam off their playlists - even though the song almost broke into the UK top 10.

In a statement Radio 1 told Newsbeat it considers tracks for its playlist "based on its musical merit and whether it is right for our target audience".

It said it makes decisions on "a case-by-case basis".

Al agrees that it's all about pleasing your target audience.

"Some stations aim younger and it may be the view that Kylie isn't the right artist for that," he says.

"Unfortunately, you're always going to make somebody unhappy with the decisions you make.

"There's only so many hours in a day to play songs."
 
I assume they’re just purchased for gay bedroom shelf shrines everywhere, placed neatly between the My Little Pony and the Princess Diana anniversary candle

Or stood upright to hide the lube
Not me having a cassette copy of Candle In The Wind on the little gay shelf in my room

Feeling very SEEN
 
Radio One seemingly doubling down on their No Kylie policy…



But you can't please everyone.

That's something UK radio stations, including BBC Radio 1, have been finding out recently.

You might have noticed a lot of tweets criticising them for leaving Kylie's Padam Padam off their playlists - even though the song almost broke into the UK top 10.

In a statement Radio 1 told Newsbeat it considers tracks for its playlist "based on its musical merit and whether it is right for our target audience".

It said it makes decisions on "a case-by-case basis".

Al agrees that it's all about pleasing your target audience.

"Some stations aim younger and it may be the view that Kylie isn't the right artist for that," he says.

"Unfortunately, you're always going to make somebody unhappy with the decisions you make.

"There's only so many hours in a day to play songs."

Fuck Radio 1!

I'm on my second Aperol Spritz (Padam Red) in honour of our leader ascending to her rightful throne again :disco:
 
Radio One seemingly doubling down on their No Kylie policy…



But you can't please everyone.

That's something UK radio stations, including BBC Radio 1, have been finding out recently.

You might have noticed a lot of tweets criticising them for leaving Kylie's Padam Padam off their playlists - even though the song almost broke into the UK top 10.

In a statement Radio 1 told Newsbeat it considers tracks for its playlist "based on its musical merit and whether it is right for our target audience".

It said it makes decisions on "a case-by-case basis".

Al agrees that it's all about pleasing your target audience.

"Some stations aim younger and it may be the view that Kylie isn't the right artist for that," he says.

"Unfortunately, you're always going to make somebody unhappy with the decisions you make.

"There's only so many hours in a day to play songs."

Based on musical merit??

When was the last time they reviewed some of the absolute SHITE in their A-list?

Clearly they have a low opinion of their so called target audience
 
:D I just thought I'd read the first page of the thread and found that little nugget.
 
To be fair it was in criticism of the state of the charts, not Kylie herself

As has been pointed out, it’s quite an achievement
 
Radio One seemingly doubling down on their No Kylie policy…



But you can't please everyone.

That's something UK radio stations, including BBC Radio 1, have been finding out recently.

You might have noticed a lot of tweets criticising them for leaving Kylie's Padam Padam off their playlists - even though the song almost broke into the UK top 10.

In a statement Radio 1 told Newsbeat it considers tracks for its playlist "based on its musical merit and whether it is right for our target audience".

It said it makes decisions on "a case-by-case basis".

Al agrees that it's all about pleasing your target audience.

"Some stations aim younger and it may be the view that Kylie isn't the right artist for that," he says.

"Unfortunately, you're always going to make somebody unhappy with the decisions you make.

"There's only so many hours in a day to play songs."

Watch them not play it today and the meltdown that ensues :disco:

It just reflects bad on them - she’s smashing streaming, Capital are promoting her more than Radio 2 even, Kiss have it in rotation - all their direct competition are heralding it. And it’s now a top ten hit - so they’re on the wrong side. Digging their heals in just shows they aren’t willing to do what their actual job is - play the hits younger people are consuming.
 


When was her last hit of any note on mainland Europe? That’d be nice next, hopefully the UK success will encourage her label to push it.
 
Into The Blue, Timebomb and Get Outta My Way possibly qualify looking at Wiki, but I’d assume all had short chart lives. All The Lovers seems her last big hit outside her main three.
 
Watch them not play it today and the meltdown that ensues :disco:

It just reflects bad on them - she’s smashing streaming, Capital are promoting her more than Radio 2 even, Kiss have it in rotation - all their direct competition are heralding it. And it’s now a top ten hit - so they’re on the wrong side. Digging their heals in just shows they aren’t willing to do what their actual job is - play the hits younger people are consuming.
I genuinely feel like one of the Twitter gays with a following could accuse them of homophobia by not playlisting it during Pride Month and get a campaign going (whether they SHOULD is another question obviously :tongueout:).
 
Into The Blue, Timebomb and Get Outta My Way possibly qualify looking at Wiki, but I’d assume all had short chart lives. All The Lovers seems her last big hit outside her main three.

Yeah, it's All The Lovers, at least iN D-A-CH.
 
Based on musical merit??

When was the last time they reviewed some of the absolute SHITE in their A-list?

Clearly they have a low opinion of their so called target audience
ONLY SO MANY HOURS IN THE DAY!

…to play the same shit songs on repeat
 
There can't be many artists with a 35 year run of UK top 10 hits. As far as females go Kate Bush and Cher probably have longer... Madonna less now I imagine.
 
Depending on the success of the album, I wouldn't be surprised to see her headline next year.
 

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