Friday recommends explosion

MORNING

Mr Sheena has gone to London today and I have the flat to myself. I have quite a lot to do, so why is it that my NAUGHTY BRAIN just keeps saying "Oh get the dildo out, HEN" ?
 
Tisch said:
I think our brains are wired as soon as we have to the house to ourselves to think ALL DAY WANKATHON THEN then we remember we're not 15 and have boring full time jobs and chores 😞
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I think it probably is. I had no idea he was going away until this morning and when he told me, my head LITERALLY went over the space of no more than a 20 second period "OOH, you''ve still got that shonky bottle of ADHD drugs in the drawer and you haven't had any for ages so you could get RIGHT OFF YOUR BAPS whilst falling into an increasingly dubious porn spiral (last time it ended with "Men in backwards caps" I KID YOU NOT) and entirely ignoring anything like real life. You'll be fine as long as no client actually wants to talk to you and even then, you can probably wing it. You'll have come down by the time he gets in. Probably won't be able to sleep tonight and a bit teeth grindy, but yeah...WHY NOT?"

:D
 
My working week only started yesterday and I'm already sick of it :evil: Our little break in the North East was so lovely now it's back to the dungeon, what fun :eyes:
 
Sheena said:
I think it probably is. I had no idea he was going away until this morning and when he told me, my head LITERALLY went over the space of no more than a 20 second period "OOH, you''ve still got that shonky bottle of ADHD drugs in the drawer and you haven't had any for ages so you could get RIGHT OFF YOUR BAPS whilst falling into an increasingly dubious porn spiral (last time it ended with "Men in backwards caps" I KID YOU NOT) and entirely ignoring anything like real life. You'll be fine as long as no client actually wants to talk to you and even then, you can probably wing it. You'll have come down by the time he gets in. Probably won't be able to sleep tonight and a bit teeth grindy, but yeah...WHY NOT?"

:D
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Sounds like a good day.
 
I don't think i've ever worn a cap backwards, certainly not unironically. Or sideways. Who even has a head that's shaped for sideways-cappage?
 
Indie said:
I don't think i've ever worn a cap backwards, certainly not unironically.
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I did last week because my neck was burning, the sun was behind me, and I didn't have any sun cream.

Felt like a twat the entire time and was so glad when I turned it back round.
 
Kratz said:
I'm having a wisdom tooth out later

PRAY FOR ME MOOPY
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The other week when I had one of my second set of wisdom teeth out the one behind it came out too. This was brilliant news because it was a third-set wisdom tooth right in the corner of my jaw that the dentist couldn't get her tools far enough back to deal with it so was going to book me in for a general at the hospital to get it removed.

I pray your extraction goes as well as mine did! Not much discomfort after the first day and I was eating normally the day after.
 
floppet said:
The other week when I had one of my second set of wisdom teeth out the one behind it came out too. This was brilliant news because it was a third-set wisdom tooth right in the corner of my jaw that the dentist couldn't get her tools far enough back to deal with it so was going to book me in for a general at the hospital to get it removed.

I pray your extraction goes as well as mine did! Not much discomfort after the first day and I was eating normally the day after.
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Hopefully! Thanks!

I forgot about the potential for other teeth!
 
I've had all four wisdoms out. One in hospital, three at the dentist.

I was feeling solemn that i'll never experience that again but Floppet's revelation has perked me right up.
 
Some of you have never been a COOL DUDE doing rad skateboard tricks and it SHOWS.
 
I have been packing all day for heading off tomorrow and am now sat in the garden with a large glass of red basking in the glorious sunshine. :disco:
 
It has just gone from nought to absolutely chucking it down in about 30 seconds flat.
 
octophone said:
It has just gone from nought to absolutely chucking it down in about 30 seconds flat.
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I'd love a bit of that right now. We're still at hotter-than-the-sun temperature. I had to make a bath for the birds and squirrels using the dog's old feeding stand yesterday because I was worried they'd all die of dehydration. Baby squiz was frolicking nearby this morning but kept running back up the tree when he saw me watching. I even layered stones in the bowl so the teeny birds could get a drink without drowning.
 
I am so utterly fucking exhausted. Six hours of almost constant teaching with some of the most energy sapping classes I've met yet. Sunshine is a teacher's enemy.
 
I quite enjoyed having a tooth pulled, it’s a FUN sensation feeling them yank and wriggle it in your mouth! Then getting to see how VILE it looks!
 
I’ve been stuck in bed for the last three days after my operation on Monday. Now the pain is wearing off and I’m starting to itch really badly and I really want to rip off my dressing and I have to wait until Tuesday before my stitches come out. I can’t even go out in public as my face looks like it’s been hit by a bus. :D

Thank fuck for WOW Presents Plus as I’ve been binging All Stars Season 7 and Canada Season 3 and about to start Down Under Season 2.
 
Kala said:
I’ve been stuck in bed for the last three days after my operation on Monday. Now the pain is wearing off and I’m starting to itch really badly and I really want to rip off my dressing and I have to wait until Tuesday before my stitches come out. I can’t even go out in public as my face looks like it’s been hit by a bus. :D

Thank fuck for WOW Presents Plus as I’ve been binging All Stars Season 7 and Canada Season 3 and about to start Down Under Season 2.
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What have you had done?
 
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