Saturday releases a USB stick, a flexi disc and a HitClip.

[octophone]

Good morning.

Been out already - bit muggy. Off for a spot of lunch later, hurrah.

 

[big ron]

Absolutely hanging, we cycled to a mates last night for a bit of food and ended up drinking a shit load of wine and making a dint in the glastonbury drugs. Grateful it isn’t fucking baking today.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I've just got home from a bit of shopping.

Treated myself to a SHIT SHIRT for my HEN STAG in a fortnight. Plus ordered the cake. Fire pit and gin tonight. Making weekends happen because weekdays are currently anonymous encounters.

 

[Marina Salty]

Every day is like living in Thailand these days. Am pretty sure we weren't meant to be having monsoons here

 

[funky]

Every day is like living in Thailand these days. Am pretty sure we weren't meant to be having monsoons here

My mum is in Greece at the moment and she said the weather has been very off. Weather is amazing in the UK! Well it has been in Liverpool, I think it’s been all over the place depending on where you are. Cornwall has been COLD apparently!

 

[Soldi]

It’s so humid here today, as always seems to be the case when I’m catching a train

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I'm still SHATTERED. Struggling to stay awake.

 

[floppet]

El Nino was declared earlier in the week, that buggers up "normal" weather patterns. I mentioned it at work but nobody was interested because it isn't Love Island related.

 

[RJN]

They'll care when Love Island itself is swept away in the storm

 

[funky]

They'll care when Love Island itself is swept away in the storm

One can HOPE

 

[floppet]

They'll care when Love Island itself is swept away in the storm

It baffles me how they can spend four hours every day chatting shit about a one hour (I think?) show like they personally know the people taking part. They all seem so invested in it, I just don't get it.

 

[RJN]

That's how I feel when people spend hours talking about sports

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Just made and consumed delicious chicken satay noodles.

Satay really is fucking essential.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Is Love Island on? Barely heard about it.

 

[Soldi]

Apparently the villa I’m staying at in Majorca in a couple of weeks is just round the corner from the Love Island villa

 

[funky]

Apparently the villa I’m staying at in Majorca in a couple of weeks is just round the corner from the Love Island villa

I’m in Mallorca in a couple of weeks

 

[Lucille]

I just saw a child crying with a balloon on the street, and because he wouldn’t shut up the father POPPED his balloon! I honestly can’t at the WICKEDNESS!

 

[ZenGiraffe]

I just saw a child crying with a balloon on the street, and because he wouldn’t shut up the father POPPED his balloon! I honestly can’t at the WICKEDNESS!

I hope SOON TO BE MOOPY PARENTS have taken note of this BEST PRACTICE

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I'm quite DEEP into gin this evening and not especially drunk.

Send drugs.

 

[Soldi]

I’m in Mallorca in a couple of weeks

Omg where

 

[Soldi]

PALMA MOOPMEET NOW

 

[RJN]

I’m going to a wedding tonight, and it’s the first wedding of any of my childhood friends. I’m happy for him, but it’s making me feel very single

 

[RJN]

Weddings are the best though so I’m sure I’ll have a great time/get very drunk

 

[funky]

PALMA MOOPMEET NOW

Palma! Well, about ten minutes away anyway. Right near the airport.

 

[Soldi]

Palma! Well, about ten minutes away anyway. Right near the airport.

Oh, I’m about an hour from the airport.

 

[funky]

Well that’s not Palma is it!

Come to Palma and say hi

 

[Soldi]

Well that’s not Palma is it!

It’s still MALLORCA!

 

[big ron]

I just saw a child crying with a balloon on the street, and because he wouldn’t shut up the father POPPED his balloon! I honestly can’t at the WICKEDNESS!

10/10 parenting.