Wagner Group defects from Russian control, marches on Moscow, stops before getting there

[Zu]

That's your answer to EVERYTHING.

I never said it WASN’T!

 

[Lucille]

Putin right now.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

What's the eta for arriving in Moscow?

 

[Art Decade]

 

[AGinAg (37)]

It's all REALLY QUITE WILD

According to Reuters, Vedomosti newspaper reported the gun had been set up at the south-western edge of the city. Photographs also showed armed police gathering at the point where the M4 highway – which mutinous Wagner mercenaries are moving along – reaches the Russian capital. The Kyiv Post, a Ukrainian newspaper, reported that trenches were being dug on the edge of Moscow.

 

[Art Decade]

 

[AGinAg (37)]

This does have PAID FOR BY THE US written all over it.

 

[OutSynk]

Look at all the confused lambs around him.

 

[Zu]

This does have PAID FOR BY THE US written all over it.

Oh I think our Wagner man would do it ANYWAY!

 

[AGinAg (37)]

If Putin is deposed, Prigozhin killed or both or even neither happens it's all terribly destabilising for the Russian state.

 

[Lucille]

Oh I think our Wagner man would do it ANYWAY!

He’d do it for half a bag of sausages!

 

[Soldi]

It’s a shame Wagner are also cunts as otherwise I’d be ALL OVER THIS.

It‘s obviously good for Ukraine but a destabilised Russia is going to be a global security NIGHTMARE.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I mean add the Chechens into the mix and it's some of the WORST CUNTS ON THE PLANET.

 

[Zu]

He’s do it for half a bag of sausages!

Or at least some buns for his DELICIOUS HOT DOGS

 

[Tisch]

So is Prigozhin Kim in this scenario?

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Prigozhin is WITCHYPOO hexing

 

[Tisch]

Prigozhin is WITCHYPOO hexing

Oh no this was an abandoned draft from hours ago! IGNORE

 

[octophone]

This is clearly much bigger than I thought it was when I blearily looked at my phone this morning. The shit is DEEP over there.

 

[Zu]

I see that Wagner has entered the Lipstick Province and nobody knows where Putin is

Wagner! He’s HIDING IN THE TOILET!

 

[Christian]

Kicking off in Africa now too (Wagner runs the majority of Russia’s Africa operations)

 

[octophone]

Putin's tiny, he could hide in a Family Size box of Frosties.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Laura K's interview with MAN OF THE HOUR wee Rishi Sunak about this was perversly evasive, offering the same information to every question.

 

[Lucille]

Putin has fled Moscow.

 

[Christian]

Laura K's interview with MAN OF THE HOUR wee Rishi Sunak about this was perversly evasive, offering the same information to every question.

I hope he quoted the five pledges ad nauseam.

 

[Zu]

Putin's tiny, he could hide in a Family Size box of Frosties.

That’s his NEXT move. Could you stop revealing Kremlin secrets please

 

[Zu]

He’ll then be hiding in a KINDER SURPRISE EGG. Someone fax Wagner please - we can’t spend all day gossiping in this admittedly very luxurious lounge

 

[octophone]

Laura K's interview with MAN OF THE HOUR wee Rishi Sunak about this was perversly evasive, offering the same information to every question.

Not like him, he's usually so honest.

 

[Christian]

 

[Art Decade]

Erdogan Ready To Help Seek 'Peaceful Resolution' In Russia

President Recep Tayyip Erdogan on Saturday said Turkey was ready to help seek a "peaceful resolution" to an armed rebellion in Russia, in a phone call with his Russian counterpart Vladimir Putin, his office said.

www.barrons.com

 

[OutSynk]

Erdogan Ready To Help Seek 'Peaceful Resolution' In Russia

President Recep Tayyip Erdogan on Saturday said Turkey was ready to help seek a "peaceful resolution" to an armed rebellion in Russia, in a phone call with his Russian counterpart Vladimir Putin, his office said.

www.barrons.com

 

[AGinAg (37)]

 

[K.C.]

It's quite obvious that the only way to resolve all this is with a lip-synch for your life.

 

[Zu]

Is it wrong to be a bit excited by this?

Obviously I’ll ignore all YES responses and carry on

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Is it wrong to be a bit excited by this?

Obviously I’ll ignore all YES responses and carry on

YES.

So am I though. BBC News is now permanently on in the background

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Digging up the road and roadside military outside Moscow. It kinda reminds me of Ukraine in February last year.

 

[Zu]

YES.

So am I though. BBC News is now permanently on in the background

I didn’t like all the submarine Schadenfreude but I can quite happily get stuck into this one

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I didn’t like all the submarine Schadenfreude but I can quite happily get stuck into this one

God it was by and large TERRIBLY UNINTERESTING

 

[ZenGiraffe]

The memes were fun though

 

[OutSynk]

The memes were fun though

 

[Zu]

Prigozhin and the Wagner Girls coming for Putin is much more like it. Almost a GIFT FOR THE WEEKEND. He looks the sort to merrily finish someone off with a Black & Decker and treat himself to a tasty hot dog a second later

 

[RS]

Digging up the road and roadside military outside Moscow. It kinda reminds me of Ukraine in February last year.

What a disaster this must be for Putin. How can Wagner be that deep in without anyone stopping them?

Also, must they really dig up trenches, they make such a mess.