Saturday sees Su Pollard
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Genuinely not sure if that's a Pride parade or just a normal Saturday for our Su.
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I think I've talked before about the lady I used to see out all the time on the Glasgow gay scene who looked like Su, dressed like Su, but wasn't Su. I like to think she has a series of these decoys up and down the country, just in case they're required. Su sleeper cells 
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Good morning! I've come into the city centre and it's full of youths heading to TRNSMT - it's lovely just now but there will apparently be thunderstorms later, so good luck to them all 
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Morning!
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I’m currently in a traditional Malta restaurant for lunch and they have exclusively been playing Malta Eurovision hits 
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I'm absolutely on bedrest right now. In addition to my other issues atm, I think I have norovirus. Aside from that delight, I look like pure shit, my skin has come out all blotchy.
Thank God for the endless amount of history Podcasts still unlistened to.
Thank God for the endless amount of history Podcasts still unlistened to.
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I’m currently in a traditional Malta restaurant for lunch and they have exclusively been playing Malta Eurovision hits
And we met Ryan Hili last night who was just eating at the same restaurant as us
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I don’t think I’ve ever seen a traditional Maltese restaurantI’m currently in a traditional Malta restaurant for lunch and they have exclusively been playing Malta Eurovision hits
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I don’t think I’ve ever seen a traditional Maltese restaurant
It’s been a struggle to find anything really. This one is Gululu in St Julian’s
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I had no post this week at all. One tracked parcel popped through the door this morning. Hmm, I thought.
Checked the tracking number for something I'd ordered on eBay - "available for collection". Lazy bastards, I thought. Since it was sunny, I decided to haul up to the sorting office. The assistant recognizes me: "oh, hang on, we've got a few here..." and returns with 5 parcels and 2 letters. Short staffed. Sickness and holidays. Been there, know how bad it is. Took my stuff.
Got home - the tracked parcel is not there. I laughed and decided to arrange a redelivery via the website.
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About an hour later - a knock on the door. It's my neighbour with another 5 or 6 letters and small parcels that had been put through his door by mistake. Including the eBay order.
Checked the tracking number for something I'd ordered on eBay - "available for collection". Lazy bastards, I thought. Since it was sunny, I decided to haul up to the sorting office. The assistant recognizes me: "oh, hang on, we've got a few here..." and returns with 5 parcels and 2 letters. Short staffed. Sickness and holidays. Been there, know how bad it is. Took my stuff.
Got home - the tracked parcel is not there. I laughed and decided to arrange a redelivery via the website.
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About an hour later - a knock on the door. It's my neighbour with another 5 or 6 letters and small parcels that had been put through his door by mistake. Including the eBay order.
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Oh I hadn’t given the thought that you might actually be IN Malta
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Just brought my mum to a gay bar for her first time. Still waiting for Padam Padam
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I did that years ago. Pam Ann threw a fake bag of coke at her. She left very quickly.
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Been doing some cleaning and my mind was on something else when I dropped the pottery bowl that spawn made in infant school into my soda crystals cleaning water. Instantly realised what I'd done and grabbed it back out again, all the paint has run and is coming off. It's ruined. 
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Been doing some cleaning and my mind was on something else when I dropped the pottery bowl that spawn made in infant school into my soda crystals cleaning water. Instantly realised what I'd done and grabbed it back out again, all the paint has run and is coming off. It's ruined.
Don't worry, little SoS will soon be filling your house with such things!
floppet
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A poor little bunny getting squished doesn't make me feel better! What kind of monster do you think I am?!
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I facetimed spawn and showed her what had happened, she also said SoS will make me something to replace it when she gains control of her motor function. The sentimental value of kids' junk models only increases with time, I hated that hideous orange bowl when she brought it home from school but I was trying to rescue it with kitchen roll and cotton buds this afternoon.
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Fix it and get the new thing to repaint it.I facetimed spawn and showed her what had happened, she also said SoS will make me something to replace it when she gains control of her motor function. The sentimental value of kids' junk models only increases with time, I hated that hideous orange bowl when she brought it home from school but I was trying to rescue it with kitchen roll and cotton buds this afternoon.
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Mr F's mum had his dog put to sleep while he was at school and told him it had gone to live on a farm. It took another forty years for him to learn what that phrase meant, I told him between bouts of hysterical laughter, that his mum had murdered his pet and then lied about it! She did fess up when challenged though.