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They're talking football and trainers in the office today and I'm in my Stereolab t-shirt waiting for the convo to roll around to ...well, anything else.
 
Just had a vision of you and mandy shotting 20 bags of fudge out the window of a blacked out audi and it tickled me
 
They're talking football and trainers in the office today and I'm in my Stereolab t-shirt waiting for the convo to roll around to ...well, anything else.
Ours is Love Island and printers. I tried to help with the printer problem chat but boss's niece obviously knows better so I've left her wanking money away on a new printer that we don't need, I firmly believe that she ignores any advice from me on purpose purely because it's from me.
 
I'm off to BRUSSELS tomorrow but because of the cunting train strikes cancelling the only train that gets me to the Eurostar on tiem, I have to go up to London today on a CUNTING COACH, which means I won't be able to work properly, spend £150 on a hotel I shouldn't really need.

SOLIDARITY and all that, but also BAH FUCKING HUMBUG.
 
Ours is Love Island and printers. I tried to help with the printer problem chat but boss's niece obviously knows better so I've left her wanking money away on a new printer that we don't need, I firmly believe that she ignores any advice from me on purpose purely because it's from me.
Glad it's not just ME and the BOSS'S WIFE who have THAT RELATIONSHIP. Plus on the rare occasion that anything I say does grudgingly turn out to be RIGHT she APPROPRIATES IT as having being HER IDEA
 
Glad it's not just ME and the BOSS'S WIFE who have THAT RELATIONSHIP. Plus on the rare occasion that anything I say does grudgingly turn out to be RIGHT she APPROPRIATES IT as having being HER IDEA

How is MADAME?
 
I'm off to BRUSSELS tomorrow but because of the cunting train strikes cancelling the only train that gets me to the Eurostar on tiem, I have to go up to London today on a CUNTING COACH, which means I won't be able to work properly, spend £150 on a hotel I shouldn't really need.

SOLIDARITY and all that, but also BAH FUCKING HUMBUG.

This coach is already fucking GRIM. And I’m sat next to the BOGATRY. Which is going to be fun when someone inevitably needs a dump on a HOT DAY.
 
Poor Thursday. When will Wednesday return with that towel?
 
Handy for coach cottaging

It’s so fucking hot, I wouldn’t be going near ANYONE right now.

I mean:

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