Charlie Puth - Possible QUEEN, Definite WHORE

[Kratz]

Why does he have a driver? Where’s he going, what is he doing?

Anybody can Amex an Uber Black...

 

[funky]

He’s such a knob

And yet…

 

[GNL]

Why does he have a driver? Where’s he going, what is he doing?

He's going to the supermarket to stock up for his daily Cheetos and off milk bath.

 

[Lucille]

Anybody can Amex an Uber Black...

He screams credit risk to me.

 

[Mugatu]

It's so exhausting trying to tell who IS or ISN'T these days. These random magazines no-one reads could photograph Ms Puth getting spit roasted in a bath house and I'd still be wondering if he was just showing support for his LGBT fans during Pride Month.

 

[Lucille]

Someone on twitter said he was gay-baiting based on him showing his ARMPIT.

 

[Lucille]

I fear for these kids the second they have any real life problems, if they think they are being sexually gaslighted by a flash of pit.

 

[Pipo]

Slutty little Charlie

 

[Jark]

seems quite PG to me as DM slides go

 

[Finn]

Why's she sharing that information? Either have an affair or STFU. That's just basic manners

 

[GNL]

She just assumed he was complimenting her work (), but also didn't open it, told her husband, and teased all her followers with the information, and then randomly announced it publicly months later. Are straight people okay?

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Are straight people okay?

 

[RJN]

I like you!!

Is he 12?

 

[ButterTart]

I like you!!

Is he 12?

If he is I’m calling the police on half of the posts in this thread.

 

[OutSynk]

NEW MUSIC COMING

 

[Zu]

Oh not this PONGING TWAT again. Can’t wait for the new sounds though. WIND THE GRAMOPHONE UP ENID

 

[Lucille]

@Moderator team can we FLUSH this into the Pop Toilet please?

 

[Apoca]

Hope it's a JEDWARD cover.

 

[Lucille]

I DON’T HEAR FLUSHING.

 

[Zu]

Hope it's a JEDWARD cover.

Hope there are additional AND VERY SEXY lyrics about how he likes to lipstick his DELECTABLE PEEN

 

[Zu]

WOW STILL MUCH HOT POP MY BUSSY CHARLIE RIDE ME LIKE A DONKEY

 

[Lucille]

About as sexy as a bag of SEVERED HEADS.

 

[Dark Carnival]

WHO is this? Is she a QUEEN?

 

[OutSynk]

About as sexy as a bag of SEVERED HEADS.

Oh don't be like that.

 

[Lucille]

 

[Zu]

Oh don't be like that.

 

[Devil]

I’m sorry but STILL WOULD

 

[Zu]

I’m sorry but STILL WOULD

It’s that irresistible MILKY CHEETO BREATH isn’t it

 

[funky]

@Lucille to apologise on screen please

Charlie is a BOP

 

[Finn]

I hate how much this unappealing man becoming semi-buff and acting like a gaybaiting whore STIRS MY LOINS

I am so easily won

 

[Zu]

@Lucille to apologise on screen please

Charlie is a BOP

Can we have some proof of this implausible claim please

The specially-selected MOMPSY SUPERSTAR PANEL will then gather to decide whether it IS a bop

 

[Jocasta Clun]

The specially-selected MOMPSY SUPERSTAR PANEL

HI GIRLS

 

[Zu]

HI GIRLS

Yes, the discerning PANELLE will comprise woman of mystery and lots up top @Jocasta Clun, yours truly and Charlie’s biggest fan @Lucille

 

[Pipo]

HI GIRLS

hi Mrs. Clunge

 

[funky]

Sorry but this is brilliant

 

[OutSynk]

But we need the visuals

 

[Lucille]

Narrator: We didn’t

 

[OutSynk]

Narrator: We didn’t

OUT

 

[Kratz]

That track falls some way short of what it probably wanted to be.

 

[joanne]

the most annoying voice in pop