That’ll be your eye for EXCITING FASHIONSI choose Carole Malone

Sorry, we forgot to invite you.
Ooh what you up to in Shitswich?I'm going towards London after work.
By which i mean i'm driving to Ipswich, but i sure will pass a lot of signs telling me London is in that direction.
I say Ipswich, but i'll be in suburbia in CLAYDON.Ooh what you up to in Shitswich?
It's RUBBISH, but you can have a good time.
Looks REMOTEI say Ipswich, but i'll be in suburbia in CLAYDON.
Going for a friend's birthday BBQ tomorrow.
I hope it doesn't PISS IT DOWN ALL DAY or ANYTHING
Book of Mormon right in theatre land?! WTF!The whole event was somewhat marred by a group of youth attacking strangers as they left the theatre. Very unpleasant.
It was in the Prince of Wales Theatre.Book of Mormon right in theatre land?! WTF!
No, YOOVEZYeah, dead central. That's bizarre. Were they MORMON TERRORISTS?
Wasps are pure EVIL. They don’t need a reason to attack you.I have just been brutally attacked by a WASP for no reason.
Please see your GP, I think your prescriptions need to be reviewed.

At least I've found love, care and warmth. You will never have what I have.How long till hubby can divorce you?
After you came for my marriage it's fair game.Ag that's just vicious and nasty
After you came for my marriage it's fair game.