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I thought everyone loved Steps
No one is complaining about Steps. But with the LUXURY of Mighty Hoopla on offer, they have to do better than BEP. It just screams compromise headliner. That not the sweet spot Xtina and Rizzle Kicks.
 
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I wish we had gone to see Steps. No other reason. Stupid shop ruining plans.
 
I wish we had gone to see Steps. No other reason. Stupid shop ruining plans.
See them when they next tour. Half an hour of all the slightly too obvious hits accompanied by a crowd of lisping young lovelies in mesh tops whining about the rain and going on Grindr to see whether people standing 2m away from them are on there doesn’t sound like much fun
 
See them when they next tour. Half an hour of all the slightly too obvious hits accompanied by a crowd of lisping young lovelies in mesh tops whining about the rain and going on Grindr to see whether people standing 2m away from them are on there doesn’t sound like much fun
You LEAVE THOSE LISPING YOUNG LOVELIES ALONE!
 
Hope the lisping young lovelies that managed to make it down despite the rail strike are having fun drinking battery acid from the bottle, pole dancing on passing lampposts and accidentally swallowing a cigarette today :disco:
 
You just know the overtime ban that caused the trains to be cancelled is causing some Clapham gay to turn Tory AS WE SPRAK.
I’m doing it, Jason! I am! I’m going to watch GB News RIGHT NOW!
 
Hope the lisping young lovelies that managed to make it down despite the rail strike are having fun drinking battery acid from the bottle, pole dancing on passing lampposts and accidentally swallowing a cigarette today :disco:
Who ACCIDENTALLY SWALLOWS A CIGARETTE? (:D)
 
"And that was Lisping Young Lovelies with their new one 'Swallowing a Cigarette'. Here's Steps."

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Who was it that pushed someone of a podium so that they could dance to Madonna while using a straw as an imitation head mic?
 
This thread had made my day

*falls off podium at GAY Late*
Oh God I was always on the fucking podium at G-A-Y (club not bar) and once fell off. I was sure the crowd would be charmed by my OUTRÉ POGOING but it all went TERRIBLY WRONG! :shock:
 
Hope the lisping young lovelies that managed to make it down despite the rail strike are having fun drinking battery acid from the bottle, pole dancing on passing lampposts and accidentally swallowing a cigarette today :disco:

While getting SOAKED and blown into the English Channel from a passing gale :disco:

Nothing like celebrating being a homo in the middle of a TYPHOON
 
Oh God I was always on the fucking podium at G-A-Y (club not bar) and once fell off. I was sure the crowd would be charmed by my OUTRÉ POGOING but it all went TERRIBLY WRONG! :shock:
Oh NO NO NO darling! I didn't often DARKEN ITS DOORS, far too MUCH for a delicate PETAL like me. I used to HIDE UPSTAIRS
 
Oh NO NO NO darling! I didn't often DARKEN ITS DOORS, far too MUCH for a delicate PETAL like me. I used to HIDE UPSTAIRS
I don’t think I even remember an upstairs. This was at the Astoria, yes? Was that where the bar was?
 
I used to love G-A-Y. Only needed three hours sleep and I’d saunter into work the next day looking fresh and lovely

*slumps in with red bloated face wearing last night’s knickers and stinking of weed*
 
I remember sitting and smoking joints on the BALCONY of G-A-Y with my then best mate, while watching Girls Aloud. I can guarantee I had a better time than any of the sweaty evil twinks and their matching predators down on the dancefloor.

Fun fact: sitting is better than dancing.
 
Oh yes, I mean the balcony/bar bit. I did once venture DOWNSTAIRS in CENTRAL STATION but that's an OFT-TOLD ANECDOTE
 

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