Only ONCE? Darling that was the PLACE TO BE!Oh yes, I mean the balcony/bar bit. I did once venture DOWNSTAIRS in CENTRAL STATION but that's an OFT-TOLD ANECDOTE
Only ONCE? Darling that was the PLACE TO BE!Oh yes, I mean the balcony/bar bit. I did once venture DOWNSTAIRS in CENTRAL STATION but that's an OFT-TOLD ANECDOTE



‘Just a quiet night at home…’I used to love G-A-Y. Only needed three hours sleep and I’d saunter into work the next day looking fresh and lovely
*slumps in with red bloated face wearing last night’s knickers and stinking of weed*
RIP Brief EncounterI’m not even sure that there are any squalid places to go to these days. I rather miss them. Do the do and get the 394 home, probably ponging. I don’t want some random unreadable someone from the internet turning up at Casa Zu spoiling the furniture and rummaging through my Sylvanian Families![]()
Of course LAST time I was at G-A-Y Heaven I took a boy home who then PISSED IN THE CORNER OF MY ROOM IN THE NIGHT![]()



Which in its latter years had a lovely relaxation area with a broken light bulbRIP Brief Encounter

Oh God I used to do so well there.Such TREASURED MEMORIES of POPSTARZ
The previous venue was better for many reasons, not least the risk of the apparently unstable arches collapsing on your head mid-noshI was pleased when XXL closed down because the darkroom at that new venue was FAR TOO LIGHT!
I don’t want to SEE WHAT I’M DOING THANK YOU!

Was this UP THE WALL?Of course LAST time I was at G-A-Y Heaven I took a boy home who then PISSED IN THE CORNER OF MY ROOM IN THE NIGHT![]()
On the FLOOR!Was this UP THE WALL?

To be fair I probably brought it on myself entirely by going off to meet someone else in the meantime![]()
If strangers think your bedroom is the toilet THAT’S ON YOU!




Oh not a dirty protest. This is what happens when the host runs out of Crème de MentheI once had a friend - more of an acquaintance actually - who had a hook-up piss on his TV, and once disrupted a party he was hosting to announce that somebody had SHAT on the bathroom floor.

Why did they piss on the TV?I once had a friend - more of an acquaintance actually - who had a hook-up piss on his TV, and once disrupted a party he was hosting to announce that somebody had SHAT on the bathroom floor.

Why did they piss on the TV?![]()
UNDERSTANDABLELOOSE WOMEN WAS ON.
I threw a punch in there!Such TREASURED MEMORIES of POPSTARZ at The End (The Edge? The End??) in Tottenham Court Road back in the day![]()
Oh it’s all coming out now. Naught but a feral thug channelling a Kray. WHO and WHY?I threw a punch in there!
Spill!I threw a punch in there!
Somebody stole my Bacardi Breezer!Oh it’s all coming out now. Naught but a feral thug channelling a Kray. WHO and WHY?
Was it in the face?In reality somebody said something rather RUDE and UNTRUE about you know what and I was generally at the end of my tether about it all by that point so![]()
Good for her!In reality somebody said something rather RUDE and UNTRUE about you know what and I was generally at the end of my tether about it all by that point so![]()
Yes - sported a black eye in Shadow Lounge days later.Was it in the face?
SAY YES

I feel like I went to Popstarz when it was in Angel? Maybe that's a false memory.
God I remember drinking the semi warm cans of Red Stripe at the Scala because they were cheap.

