Monday sells its Eurovision 'TELL ALL' to Tabloid

[Kratz]

What a nice sunny morning

 

[Lucille]

I’m on holiday this week and someone from work just woke me up texting me at 7:30am.

 

[Kratz]

I’m on holiday this week and someone from work just woke me up texting me at 7:30am.

Have you fired them?

 

[Lucille]

I’m SO ANGRY!

 

[Dark Carnival]

I’m SO ANGRY!

As you should be!

 

[Dark Carnival]

How dare they?

 

[Dark Carnival]

I’m on holiday in Brittany this week. I left my work home at phone. I literally cannot be contacted by work.

 

[Dark Carnival]

The weather is surprisingly SUNNY for this part of the country (which is usually closer to your lot’s weather )

 

[Dark Carnival]

*touches wood*

 

[GNL]

The weather is surprisingly SUNNY for this part of the country (which is usually closer to your lot’s weather )

It's actually surprisingly sunny here today. I'm sure it won't last.

I hope you have a lovely time eating crêpes and drinking cider

 

[GNL]

I'm picking up my keys to my new flat in London today. Pray for me please that it's not rat infested.

 

[Dark Carnival]

It's actually surprisingly sunny here today. I'm sure it won't last.

I hope you have a lovely time eating crêpes and drinking cider

Miss DC is from here. She’s making sure we’re following a STRICT Breton diet

 

[Dark Carnival]

Which is basically 95% salted butter

 

[Lucille]

I'm picking up my keys to my new flat in London today. Pray for me please that it's not rat infested.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Pray for me please that it's not TOO rat infested.

I'm afraid this is the best I can pray for. Even divine intervention has limits.

 

[Dark Carnival]

I'm afraid this is the best I can pray for. Even divine intervention has limits.

If anything I’m sure by now our Lu knows a home remedy or two for PLAGUE that can help out GNL

 

[jyxz]

*touches wood*

 

[Apoca]

I’m on holiday this week and someone from work just woke me up texting me at 7:30am.

You should've called them back and blasted Natalia's RECORD-BREAKING LONGEST NOTE at MAXIMUM VOLUME.

Serves them right! AAaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAA!

 

[Kate]

I'm picking up my keys to my new flat in London today. Pray for me please that it's not rat infested.

Ooh welcome to the centre of the universe whereabouts is your BIN situated?

 

[floppet]

The universe has sent me a message that I should not clean the house. Got up this morning and the chimney had somehow spat a load of soot out of the fireplace and over my beige carpet. You can't go over soot with a hoover because it just grinds it into the carpet so I spent forty five minutes on my hands and knees picking all the tiny bits up ever so gently.

 

[GNL]

Ooh welcome to the centre of the universe whereabouts is your BIN situated?

I'll be putting the RAT in Stratford.

 

[lolly]

Relatable

 

[Kate]

Relatable

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Fucksake I swear I took my Tinder profile down

 

[funky]

Afternoon moopy

Leaving London tomorrow after nearly 2 weeks

I really want to live here again

 

[Kate]

DO IT

 

[floppet]

Afternoon moopy

Leaving London tomorrow after nearly 2 weeks

I really want to live here again

What's stopping you?