Family Fortunes Island Edition🏝️- Results TONITE Tuesday 8th August 21:30

[OutSynk]

It's worth noting that RJN would masturbate on the remote island but would be worried he'd might get an erection on the nude beach.

Same actually.

 

[Indie]

Wait, what happened to question 5?

 

[Marina Salty]

Wait, what happened to question 5?

Did i forget to post it?
That's why my prepared excel didn't agree with the live one!

 

[Indie]

Doesn't look like I received any additional points for question 5, so it's maybe missing from the totals too?

 

[D5K]

Doesn't look like I received any additional points for question 5, so it's maybe missing from the totals too?

I think it was my least confident question so shall we just say it never happened?

 

[Marina Salty]

Question 5 - THE MISSING QUESTION
Name a song you associate with island life

Your replies

La isla bonita 7 points
We're going to Ibiza 4 points
Pure Shores 2 points
I like to move it 1 point
Island girl 1 point
Island of lost souls 1 point
Islands in the Stream 1 point
Kingston Town 1 point
Kokomo 1 point
Mi chico latino 1 point
Rachey's Fudge Emporium 1 point
Welcome to my island 1 point

Spoiler

dark carnival	La Isla Bonita	7
funky	La Isla Bonita	7
music	La Isla Bonita	7
rhythmbandit	La Isla Bonita	7
indie	La Isla Bonita	7
RJN	La Isla Bonita	7
D5k	La isla bonita	7
ginag	We're going to Ibiza	4
manickangaroo	We're going to Ibiza	4
finn	We're going to Ibiza	4
dmlaw	We're going to Ibiza	4
iguana	Pure Shores	2
rita	Pure Shores	2
jacques	I like to move it	1
ill advised	Island girl	1
vicky the vole	Island of lost souls	1
wildchild	Islands in the Stream	1
buttertart	Kingston Town	1
outsynk	Kokomo	1
halli	Mi chico latino	1
tisch	Rachey's Fudge Emporium	1
zengiraffe	Welcome to my island (George Daniel & Charli XCX Remix)	1

 

[funky]

Oh I think I did quite well

Although we might never know because of saltwaters poor spreadsheet

 

[Marina Salty]

Now normally would be the table, problem is I have two separate excels, each agreeing on the winner and the points he has but with some discrepancies in.

So am going to announce the winner, and the rest will have to be recalculated.

 

[funky]

Saltwater just not understanding why the Greek version of excel is being unreliable

 

[Marina Salty]

D5K congratulations, all my excels say you win with 96 points.

The rest will be re-run.

 

[Iguana]

"All my excels"

 

[Marina Salty]

Thank you for bearing with me Moopy, goodnight for the time being, now off to re-run the scores.

 

[ButterTart]

Question 8
Name the first thing you would do if you were shipwrecked on a remote deserted island and your phone was gone

Your replies

Write SOS on the beach - 3 points
Explore around - 2 points
Kill myself - 2 points
Find shelter - 2 points
Look for water/food - 2 points
Light up a fire - 2 points
Panic - 2 points
Enjoy a little drink - 2 points
Give up - 1 point
Sunbathe - 1 point
Masturbate - 1 point
Have a little cry - 1 point
Shout for help - 1 point

In detail:

Spoiler

rhythmbandit	Giant SOS made out of stones in the sand	3
ill advised	Write a help message in the sand	3
buttertart	Write SOS on the beach	3
vicky the vole	Explore	2
dmlaw	Explore the area	2
ginag	Kill myself	2
finn	Kill myself	2
iguana	Find shelter	2
music	Find shelter	2
indie	Find water/food	2
halli	Look for food/water	2
manickangaroo	Make a fire	2
jacques	Source wood (for fire and smoke signal)	2
dark carnival	Order a cocktail	2
D5k	Panic	2
zengiraffe	Panic after standing on the mystery creature	2
wildchild	Sit back and enjoy a glass of Merlot	2
tisch	Cry	1
outsynk	Give up	1
RJN	Masturbate	1
funky	Shout for help	1
rita	Sunbathe	1

The ONE time I get the top answer and it's only worth 3

 

[D5K]

Thank you for bearing with me Moopy, goodnight for the time being, now off to re-run the scores.

And thank you for running it. I think we can all agree that no recalculation is needed of any kind.

 

[Halli]

"All my excels"

 

[Halli]

Thank you @Saltwater for the work and hosting, that was a tough one I thought, and tough on you as a host too!

 

[dmlaw]

Thanks very much @Saltwater. Praying for your spreadsheet.

 

[Indie]

Thanks indeed for running queen of the saltwater.

Not at all still grumpy about that one question.

 

[Marina Salty]

1​	D5k	96​
2​	funky	92​
3​	indie	86​
4​	rhythmbandit	85​
5​	manickangaroo	83​
6​	ill advised	81​
6​	finn	81​
8​	dmlaw	73​
9​	music	72​
10​	vicky the vole	70​
11​	halli	69​
12​	rita	68​
12​	dark carnival	68​
14​	RJN	65​
15​	jacques	61​
15​	iguana	61​
15​	tisch	61​
18​	ginag	60​
19​	outsynk	58​
20​	wildchild	52​
21​	buttertart	47​
22​	zengiraffe	27​

 

[ManicKangaroo]

Thanks @Saltwater for your hard work

Great fun!

 

[RJN]

It's worth noting that RJN would masturbate on the remote island but would be worried he'd might get an erection on the nude beach.

It would be a faux pas!

 

[RJN]

I’ll run the next one, unless someone else already is?

 

[OutSynk]

The ONE time I get the top answer and it's only worth 3

Don't worry we still have ASFM to prove ourselves. Oh wait.

 

[OutSynk]

I'm still thinking about @Indie managing to come up with La Isla Bonita while I went with...Kokomo.

 

[RJN]

I'm still thinking about @Indie managing to come up with La Isla Bonita while I went with...Kokomo.

He was crying and/or screaming and/or shrieking when he thought of it

 

[Marina Salty]

The replies I had in mind when making the questions were

Name a famous fictional island - Mandragora
Name something you find annoying when you're on the beach - People playing beach tennis
Name something people may do in the sea - Urinate
Name something you may find in the sand - Used condoms
Name a song you associate with island life - Kingston Town
Name something you may buy on the beach - A freddo espresso
Name something you do if you step on a sea urchin - Pee/Ask someone to pee on my sole
Name the first thing you would do if you were shipwrecked on a remote deserted island and your phone was gone - Thank God for freeing me from civilization
Name someone you don't want to have next to you at a nude beach - A pervert
Name a book taking place on an island or archipelago - The testament of Yves Gundron

Would have ended last.

 

[funky]

I’ll run the next one, unless someone else already is?

oh god not AMERICAN SPELLING

 

[Tisch]

Thanks for running @Saltwater! It really came crashing down for me at the end there.

Question 5 - THE MISSING QUESTION
Name a song you associate with island life

tisch

Rachey's Fudge Emporium

1

No clue what happened here did I misread the question as "shop"?

 

[Dark Carnival]

Crabs and flies for DC, he must love beaches

Now that I think about it…

 

[Finn]

No clue what happened here did I misread the question as "shop"?

I read it and hoped there was a jingle, like Mr Plough

 

[Tisch]

I read it and hoped there was a jingle, like Mr Plough

Rach n Mand to recreate IMMEDIATELY

 

[Rita]

Gutted I missed this but COCK A HOOP at coming joint 12th.

Thankyou @Saltwater xx

 

[Marina Salty]

Thanks for running @Saltwater! It really came crashing down for me at the end there.

No clue what happened here did I misread the question as "shop"?

I wandered about it but zen gave another rachey reference to the mythical island question, so i thought hey ho

 

[wildchild]

Me and @Dark Carnival supporting each other in the last two questions, we’re like sisters! #motherssupportingmothers

 

[Dark Carnival]

Me and @Dark Carnival supporting each other in the last two questions, we’re like sisters! #motherssupportingmothers

*orders ginto for two*

 

[Dark Carnival]

Yesterday at the beach I was terrorised by WINGED ANTS!

 

[Marina Salty]

Yesterday at the beach I was terrorised by WINGED ANTS!

We've had an infestation in the island last autumn, in the roof, and am pretty sure we'll have one again this year. Can't stand them