Friday gets a voicemail from Twink

[Kratz]

Why are people so annoying?

 

[Lucille]

 

[rhythmbandit]

Do tell.

 

[Lucille]

What Gen Zer is out here leaving VOICEMAILS?!

 

[Dark Carnival]

Is Kratz being terrorised by a twink?

 

[Dark Carnival]

What Gen Zer is out here leaving VOICEMAILS?!

I thought their thing was WhatsApp vocals

 

[Lucille]

I hate a voice note. A colleague left me one saying “Sorry I know you hate voice notes but…”

FIRED.

 

[Dark Carnival]

FIRED.

Do you have that POWER?

 

[jivafox]

One of my colleagues is always sending me voice notes. Sorry, not listening!

 

[Lucille]

Do you have that POWER?

If I did there’d be NO ONE LEFT!

 

[Kratz]

Just my California colleagues darkening my doors.

That San Andreas fault cannot open up soon enough

 

[Apoca]

Is Kratz being terrorised by a twink?

And is the twink kettering?

 

[Apoca]

One of my colleagues is always sending me voice notes. Sorry, not listening!

I don't know which colleagues are worse, the ones that are always sending voice notes or the ones that are always "cold"-calling you over every minuscule thing that could just be sent in an email.

I'm leaning towards the latter because usually, they'll just call you three times within one hour and then don't even send you a message with regards to what they actually need.

 

[Lucille]

I desperately need a job where I see no one and do nothing.

 

[Tisch]

I don't know which colleagues are worse, the ones that are always sending voice notes or the ones that are always "cold"-calling you over every minuscule thing that could just be sent in an email.

I'm leaning towards the latter because usually, they'll just call you three times within one hour and then don't even send you a message with regards to what they actually need.

I don't get either of these but I would absolutely be cutting people if I did

The worst I can't stand is the "Hi" on Teams with absolutely no context or expanding on.

 

[Rachey]

My tolerance for people always gets low during the summer holidays when we see a huge increase of customers at the shop.

2 more weeks and it drops off and I can go back to reading my kindle at work.

Hi Moopy. This weather is absolutely shit.

 

[Lucille]

I can’t do this anymore.

 

[COB]

Is the Twink voicemail still available online anywhere? YouTube only has the dance remix

 

[Apoca]

We're in our last burst of summer, I presume. 30°C and sunshine for the next 7 days.

 

[Dark Carnival]

I don't get either of these but I would absolutely be cutting people if I did

The worst I can't stand is the "Hi" on Teams with absolutely no context or expanding on.

What? Do people just say Hi and then nothing? !

 

[Apoca]

What? Do people just say Hi and then nothing? !

Yeah, I also know a few people who write "Hi there" and then they take 10 minutes to actually tell you why they are writing you.

Like, did you have to empty the dishwasher in between, or what?

 

[Dark Carnival]

omg

 

[Star]

This world would be a better place without people

 

[Rita]

We're in our last burst of summer, I presume. 30°C and sunshine for the next 7 days.

SUMMER?

 

[Star]

Honestly this weather is causing me proper depression There's only so much you can wear wellies and a raincoat.

 

[Tisch]

What? Do people just say Hi and then nothing? !

YES! I just don't respond now. It's normally followed by a dreaded "How are you "

JUST TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT

 

[Tisch]

Yeah, I also know a few people who write "Hi there" and then they take 10 minutes to actually tell you why they are writing you.

Like, did you have to empty the dishwasher in between, or what?

They're waiting for a "Hi" back and a spattering of small talk.

WELL GUESS WHAT MIMI

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I haven't left the house since Monday. I'm itching to do everything I'm not supposed to do.

 

[Star]

I also hate the 'good morning how are you today?' as I walk into work. You don't need to ask me every day how I am

 

[AGinAg (37)]

It is just a standard UK greeting.

 

[Apoca]

They're waiting for a "Hi" back and a spattering of small talk.

WELL GUESS WHAT MIMI

Truly a "Sir, Madam, This is a Wendy's!" scenario.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

I also hate the 'good morning how are you today?' as I walk into work. You don't need to ask me every day how I am

I always hate "What did you get up to this weekend?"

Nothing, Susan. I sat in my pants and played playstation, stopping only for the occasional wank. You?

 

[Marina Salty]

YES! I just don't respond now. It's normally followed by a dreaded "How are you "

JUST TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT

If they have to ask how are you, it's probably people you've excluded from knowing, and if you reply to that next thing is some uncomfortable invitation to catch up.

 

[Jocasta Clun]

MORNING GIRLS

Just back from WHIZZING Mr Clun to hospital after a GASTROINTESTINAL BLEED

"WAS IT LIKE THE EXORCIST?" said the nice lady doctor

Just steeling myself to MOP UP ALL THE BLOOD in the CLOAKROOM

HAVE A NICE YEAR

 

[big ron]

I am absolutely fucked from my holiday. I need another holiday.

 

[big ron]

Ms Ron is trying to drag me to a family festival tomorrow and I don't want to go. I just want to stay at home on my own and sleep.

 

[big ron]

Festivals are shit if you can't do a load of psychedelics and cry about someone you haven't seen for nearly 15 years.

 

[Apoca]

SUMMER?

The way I took my long trousers off the second I got home from work.

Bring on the weekend

 

[Christian]

I'm loving the weather. MORE RAIN PLEASE.

 

[big ron]

We had mostly belting sun last week DARN SARF. I've got a right tan.