Real Housewives of New York: The Next Generation (aka PHONY)

[Iguana]

Although I think they all have much nicer houses

YES. Jenna's apartment is literally TO DIE FOR. Shoe collection to rival Carrie Bradshaw's!

 

[ZenGiraffe]

One of them had a townhouse I think and that kitchen needs to be mine.

 

[Music]

I thought the first episode was FINE. The fact the main drama was over cheese was stupid but light hearted which was sorely needed after the emotional torture of the recent New Jersey and Salt Lake City seasons.

 

[Lucille]

I’m sorry it was quite CAMP how excruciatingly awful Black Shabbat parts 1 and 2 were.

 

[Lucille]

The fact these women risked their lives at the height of the pandemic to make that blindingly awful season of television.

 

[Will]

Can we stop blaming the OG icons for that final season. It was ALL Leah McSweeney's fault. The first housewife to single-handedly kill an entire franchise.

 

[Phoenix]

Still enjoying the reboot, Jenna is fun

 

[Tisch]

Meanwhile in the land of the old ones...

 

[Suedehead]

Brynn is so annoying

 

[Phoenix]

Not as much as election denier Erin

 

[Phoenix]

(So not an election denier just a Zionist and their goals aligned)

 

[jivafox]

So why donate AFTER he’d lost the election? GTFO here girl

 

[Phoenix]

Jessel is trying so hard. She’s joining the club of housewives whose husband obviously hates. Although I did enjoy the school talk, it gave me Alex and Simon social climbers vibes.

I did feel bad for Brynn at the end there. I am liking her more and more. Even hateful Erin was enjoyable this episode.

 

[Suedehead]

The worst.
This makes me want to support the new RHONY even more.

 

[Bumptious]

Is anyone keeping up with the new series? I'm fully IN.

The faux drama about cheeses and shit restaurant choices (if you're going to fake drama, make it juicer!?) was just an early doors distraction, a red herring for the pure brilliance that was to come..

I'm now firmly in a Jessel CHOKEHOLD and I didn't see it coming.

Every interaction she has with the other ladies is so bristly but by no fault other than her own basic-ness. Constantly with her foot in her mouth, but then with the absolute flex of bringing legit fashion industry big hitters to her house for the fashion event.

I thought I would find Erin the most exciting for packing a punch, but she's utterly MID compared to the life and times of Jessel.

 

[Phoenix]

I’m enjoying it, it’s a different vibe.

Jessel has become the queen just because she’s so awkward (Tribeca is up and coming ) and such a phony (the school stuff).

Jenna is just cool and her dropping Emily Hampshire in just casually is a flex.

I love the idea of Erin bringing these women to her houses and events and then starving/boring them to death.

 

[Bumptious]

I’m enjoying it, it’s a different vibe.

Jessel has become the queen just because she’s so awkward (Tribeca is up and coming ) and such a phony (the school stuff).

Jenna is just cool and her dropping Emily Hampshire in just casually is a flex.

I love the idea of Erin bringing these women to her houses and events and then starving/boring them to death.

Erin definitely has a game plan, she’s edging the other women with canapés.

It’s like she’s learnt hosting skills from an interrogator… starve them, freeze them, bore them!

 

[jivafox]

 

[AlgoAlex]

Is anyone persisting with the new series? Missed last week and not sure I can be BOTHERED catching up. I liked Brynn last time round but she's becoming a bit annoying now

 

[Iguana]

Carole is returning as a friend of

 

[Iguana]

 

[Music]

Three new wives with only Sai, Erin and Jessel returning.

I don’t know if Carole can save this but I will watch.

 

[Iguana]

I couldn't even get halfway through the last season but will give them the benefit of the doubt here!

 

[jivafox]

Considering they've practically CLEANED HOUSE and are bringing Ratzville back, I'll at least watch the trailer.

 

[Tisch]

I couldn't even get halfway through the last season but will give them the benefit of the doubt here!

The fact they themselves had to MAKE SHIT UP to keep the momentum going was so telling.

Why is Carole doing this and not the Golden Years though? Is it... Y'know?

 

[jivafox]

She's on house arrest and can't leave Manhattan.

 

[Tisch]

On her way to have tea with her "old friend Jessel"

 

[Lucille]

I can’t imagine Carole would be caught dead in PALM BEACH.