Convicted Felon Donald Trump - The Wilderness Years - GUILTY! 🍊🚔👮🏾‍♀️🕵‍♂️🚨👨‍⚖️🤏👌🔒

[Dark Carnival]

Lucille is just looking for a bruising

Can’t she just look for a traffic cone? Bruising + FAR LESS DISGRACEFUL

 

[Apoca]

Can’t she just look for traffic cone? Bruising + FAR LESS DISGRACEFUL

And just as white and orange.

 

[funky]

And just as white and orange.

Have 2 @octophone sponsored basils

 

[Apoca]

DP

 

[Apoca]

Have 2 @octophone sponsored basils

One basil shall go to @Dark Carnival. It was a beautiful set-up, all I had to do was swoop in and convert

 

[octophone]

This is why the basils should be left to me, I would distribute them fairly...

 

[funky]

If life was fair we wouldn’t need a Donald Trump thread!

 

[big ron]

This is why the basils should be left to me, I would distribute them fairly...

I'll be honest I don't think anyone else should be dishing them out.

 

[K.C.]

Imagine being Melania, getting a cow shit facial, and receiving an inmate call from Trump and he needs you to "transfer some money".

 

[Art Decade]

This is a moment to treasure

 

[Dark Carnival]

 

[Art Decade]

After all these years, the Trump mugshot at last is imminent.

 

[Dark Carnival]

 

[funky]

Why the fuck does a DISGRACED and FORMER President have such a ridiculous motorcade? He should be THUMBING A LIFT by the side of the freeway and hitching a ride on a wagon that MAY OR MAY NOT drop him off outside the Courthouse on their way to the shops, depending on the TRAFFIC!

 

[RJN]

Reporting live from

 

[Suomi]

MERRY CHRISTMAS

 

[funky]

HERE'S DONNIE!

 

[RJN]

The woman next to me flew here from California since she loves trump so much…

 

[K.C.]

The best thing about Suomi's post is how his signature looks like the caption to the mugshot

He can STAY MAD.

 

[Art Decade]

He's back.

 

[RJN]

I truly hate to say it but

 

[K.C.]

And this is from his website NO CRIME!

It's giving Craigslist.

 

[K.C.]

 

[Finn]

How has he wangled such a FLATTERING ANGLE? it's like a MySpace selfie from 2006

 

[AGinAg (37)]

How has he wangled such a FLATTERING ANGLE? it's like a MySpace selfie from 2006

He just knows his angles.

 

[Lucille]

MERRY CHRISTMAS

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[Lucille]

Talk about serving CUNT!

 

[Madison]

He self-reported his weight as 98kgs

 

[big ron]

Lucy right now

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Lucy right now

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Adding @big ron as a co-conspirator to @Lucille's indictment.

 

[big ron]

I am merely the messenger reporting from the front line of lucy's yearning bussy.

 

[Ellie]

ALWAYS insightful

 

[jivafox]

 

[VoR]

I love when a news story helps me to come up with a good pub quiz round

 

[Lucille]

LUANN

 

[VoR]

I don't know to what extent she qualifies as a celebrity, but how could I resist?

 

[Dark Carnival]

He self-reported his weight as 98kgs

Age 36 hi boys xo

 

[ButterTart]

I love when a news story helps me to come up with a good pub quiz round

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1. Dog the Bounty Hunter
2. Eileen Derbyshire
3. Nigel Le Vaillant as Dangerfield
4. Su Elise Nash
5. @Iguana

Can I have my prize now?

 

[Iguana]

5. @Iguana

Can I have my prize now?

 

[ButterTart]

Pregnancy is doing wonders for you, you’re glowing in that gif.