So long, farewell, auf Weidersehen Saturday

[Rita]

I leave, and heave a sigh and say goodbye.

NOT QUITE.

Hi my loves,

Getting ready for my second leaving do today. Hair done, make up prep done, and now looking for what shoes go with my dress. Too early for a Bellini? I think I already know the answer to that.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I'd had three gins before my wedding ceremony at midday. So no.

 

[Lucille]

We have two new straight men joining the company on Tuesday, there was 1 in total when I joined, now there’s going to be 6! They’re officially outnumbering the gays now it’s out of control.

 

[Marina Salty]

Turn them

 

[octophone]

Turn them

I mean, if anyone can do it...

 

[Lucille]

Lucy is never fucking a straight boy again!

 

[Indie]

I've just bought a pint of beer for £7. Hello London

 

[octophone]

I've just bought a pint of beer for £7. Hello London

£7? What do you drink? Peak oil?

 

[Soldi]

I’ve paid £30 for a two hour bottomless brunch.

 

[Lucille]

I’ve stopped looking at the card machine in pubs tbh, ignorance is bliss!

 

[Indie]

£7? What do you drink? Peak oil?

An unassuming pint of real ale in a relatively low brow pub.

The world has gone mad.

 

[octophone]

I’ve paid £30 for a two hour bottomless brunch.

Too...many....jokes...head....exploding...

 

[lolly]

@Rachey

Nice recipe idea for you

 

[Lucille]

Omg this storm is APOCALYPTIC.

 

[Star]

We're at the seaside and have beautiful sunshine. It's freezing with the winds though!

 

[Kratz]

I’m bored and I have a cold

 

[Kratz]

I am, however, booking a holiday for one week from now

 

[Lucille]

JAYWICK IS IT?

 

[Indie]

Omg this storm is APOCALYPTIC.

Hence why I've stayed in the same pub for four more beers.

Whoops

 

[Cloud]

Apt title.. just got my 365 day streak badge on Duolingo today for Deutsch lernen.

 

[jyxz]

Apt title.. just got my 365 day streak badge on Duolingo today for Deutsch lernen.

glückwunsch

 

[Kratz]

JAYWICK IS IT?

Butlins was full so it is Portugal no less! On my own. I can’t fucking wait.

 

[Star]

Nothing wrong with Butlins, we've been there every year the past 5 years

 

[Lucille]

Kratz is banned unfortunately for getting a bit turdy in the kiddy pool.

 

[Martha Skidd]

Kratz is banned unfortunately for getting a bit turdy in the kiddy pool.

 

[Lucille]

I did tell him not to have that seventh BRANDY ALEXANDER.

 

[Kratz]

Nothing wrong with Butlins, we've been there every year the past 5 years

I went all the time as a kid too. We used to paint eggs.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Just back from a VERY VERY NICE meal out with my family. Had my first drink since my op. It was needed!

 

[Jocasta Clun]

MORNING GIRLS

If anyone's ever in the mood for MEDICAL GORE STORIES involving BUCKETS OF BLOOD then I can proudly announce that I'm QUITE UNEXPECTEDLY now your GO-TO LARGE-BREASTED LOVELY