Low energy freakazoid Wednesday (🤡)

[ZenGiraffe]

Morning.

It is going to be too hot today and I am not in the mood.

 

[Rachey]

I want to be grateful for the nice weather, but it makes the shop unbearable and heathcliff stops eating and messes his diabetes up.

I want 18 degrees and sunny please.

 

[COB]

Good morning to all the freakazoids out there

 

[Sheena]

MORNING dears.

I had a lovely swim in the mist at 6:30am and am actually still very much enjoying the weather, though I agree with Rachey to an extent that a few degrees lighter might be NICE!

 

[big ron]

NOPE

 

[Rachey]

Guarantee the weather will change in 2 weeks when I go on holiday and it will rain every day

 

[Jocasta Clun]

I've just HIRED A CAR just to go to fucking LIVERPOOL in

I had to get the YOUNG MAN to FILL ME IN with the TECHNOLOGY as our car is 15 YEARS OLD

 

[ZenGiraffe]

I had to get the YOUNG MAN to FILL ME IN

That must have been so ARDUOUS for you

 

[floppet]

I've just HIRED A CAR just to go to fucking LIVERPOOL in

I had to get the YOUNG MAN to FILL ME IN with the TECHNOLOGY as our car is 15 YEARS OLD

When I had a courtesy car I spent most of my time arguing with some bloody robot voice constantly telling me to slow down because I was too close to the vehicle in front. I wasn't. I also had no idea how to change the radio stations.

 

[Cloud]

I have found a unicorn

Someone at work who, rather than the usual "I know you're on break but...." says instead "oh you're on break? I'll come back"

I love that so much that it made me HORNY.

 

[RJN]

Is there anything more fake in the entire world than LinkedIn? I’m trying to “network” () and its just so… idk horrible

 

[jivafox]

Is there anything more fake in the entire world than LinkedIn? I’m trying to “network” () and its just so… idk horrible

It’s pure evil

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Dead

 

[big ron]

Is there anything more fake in the entire world than LinkedIn? I’m trying to “network” () and its just so… idk horrible

My LinkedIn is actually quite fun but then its mostly people who work in drugs

 

[RJN]

My LinkedIn is actually quite fun but then its mostly people who work in drugs

And are they hiring?

 

[floppet]

Mr F made himself a Linkedin years ago, he put his job title as masked assassin. Linkedin changed it to alternative conflict resolution specialist. It now just says something about customer service.

 

[floppet]

I have found a unicorn

Someone at work who, rather than the usual "I know you're on break but...." says instead "oh you're on break? I'll come back"

I love that so much that it made me HORNY.

You must have some right muppets at your work, except the unicorn and you. When I'm sat on the step having a fag clients will just either stand and wait for me to finish or sit next to me on the step and spark up themselves.

 

[jyxz]

I have found a unicorn

Someone at work who, rather than the usual "I know you're on break but...." says instead "oh you're on break? I'll come back"

I love that so much that it made me HORNY.

Completely misunderstood this at first. Thought it was a relationship thread update and you’d found a furry unicorn who realised you were in a relationship and was saying he’d wait.

 

[Cloud]

Seem to have confused everyone with that including being asked whether I'd actually sucked a colleague off - no

I was just acting in comedic exaggerated surprise at someone actually being respectful of a break... this workplace does have a bit of a "manufactured urgency" culture (which in reality I don't care much about, I'm one of those who took "must be calm under pressure" seriously and ended up constantly annoying the managers by not appearing to giving a fuck)

 

[big ron]

And are they hiring?

Loads of the US ones are, yes. Many weed jobs knocking about.