What songs do you detest?

[Nancy]

SONGS THAT YOU JUST CAN'T BEAR TO LISTEN TO.

Songs that really get on your goat. Songs that you literally have the most unpleasant
visceral reaction to.

 

[Nancy]

WAM BAM by Candy Girls and Pauline for me.

 

[Nancy]

I used to feel the same about 9 to 5 by Dolly Parton, but it's grown on me recently.

 

[big ron]

Believe, Cher.

 

[big ron]

I have PTSD from that song

 

[win_the_game]

4 Non Blondes - What’s Up

 

[Ellie]

I used to feel the same about 9 to 5 by Dolly Parton, but it's grown on me recently.

Islands In The Stream always makes me heave, and I love everyone involved in the song

 

[RJN]

Don’t Stop Believing

 

[Music]

Dancing in the Moonlight

 

[Dark Carnival]

Believe, Cher.

This counts as homophobia you know.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Shape of You by Ed Sheeran is fucking disgusting.

I really hate Pretty Green Eyes by Ultrabeat.

 

[dmlaw]

Galway Girl - Ed Sheeran

Yes, worse than his other songs.

The cunt.

 

[octophone]

The Riverboat Song by Ocean Colour Scene. Objectively the worst record ever made.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Anything called Jump. That includes Pointer Sisters, Van Halen, Madonna and House of Pain.

Destiny's Child get a pass, because BANGER.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

One Sweet Day by Mariah and Boyz II Men.

Show song please.

 

[Apoca]

Price Tag.

 

[Christian]

 

[Ellie]

Hey Jude

 

[octophone]

Anything called Jump. That includes Pointer Sisters, Van Halen, Madonna and House of Pain.

Destiny's Child get a pass, because BANGER.

XTC's "Jump" is lovely.

 

[octophone]

Flying by Cast

"You've got to fly
You've got to fly
You've got to fly
You've got to fly"

You've got to fuck off, you sponge-brained twat.

 

[Ellie]

Good Enough by Dodgy

 

[Ellie]

THREE FUCKING LIONS

 

[octophone]

THREE FUCKING LIONS

Is that the 12" version?

 

[octophone]

Oh - in the category of "rotten songs by otherwise great artists", Manic Street Preachers can shove 'SYMM' up their communal arse.

 

[RS]

Chandelier by Sia



(in fact almost everything by Sia as a vocalist)

 

[funky]

Anything called Jump. That includes Pointer Sisters, Van Halen, Madonna and House of Pain.

Destiny's Child get a pass, because BANGER.

KRIS KROSS AGOG (while jumping)

 

[funky]

Chandelier by Sia



(in fact almost everything by Sia as a vocalist)

Pre-Chandelier Sia is amazing though!

 

[AGinAg (37)]

KRIS KROSS AGOG (while jumping)

They can fuck off too.

 

[BoysForSeles]

Love’s Got A Hold On My Heart.

 

[RS]

Pre-Chandelier Sia is amazing though!

I’m not really familiar with her earlier material

 

[funky]

That Sam Smith / Madonna 'song'

Oops I Did It Again, a horrible attempt at kitsch pop, it's just beyond basic trash.

Wrecking Ball by Miley Cyrus. God that girl really had to work hard to win me over in recent years.

Grace Kelly by Mika. Anything by Mika but especially that.

The Sign by Ace of Base. Horrible basic nursery rhyme melody. Love All That She Wants though


That's what SPRINGS TO MIND

 

[K.C.]

100% of Bon Jovi's catalog

Mambo No. 5

Like a Prayer

Drunken Love

 

[funky]

And of course absolutely every note uttered by Ed Sheeran. His voice his musical sewage.

 

[funky]

I’m not really familiar with her earlier material

one of the most essential albums of the 00s



And her work with Zero 7 is just as good

 

[ButterTart]

Shape of You - Ed Sheeran
Happy - Pharell
Don’t Stop Me Now - Queen
Foolish - Ashanti
Our House - Madness
Baggy Trousers - Madness
House of Fun - Madness
One Step Beyond - Madness

 

[funky]

Oh god I can't stand Madness!

 

[ButterTart]

If You Don’t Know Me By Now
Holding Back the Years

 

[funky]

What even IS Ska music?

 

[ButterTart]

Oh god I can't stand Madness!

Absolutely fucking insufferable. Guaranteed dance floor clearer.

 

[Shoat]

I never ever ever needed to, or need to again, hear Someone You Loved

It's lovely of Capaldi to ensure that all of his subsequent releases sound EXACTLY THE SAME