Strictly 2023

[straightorbroken]

He's bland but fit, so yes I'll hen pick him.

 

[straightorbroken]

Gosh yes, get both Bananarama ladies on. Maybe 3 for a last minute surprise. In fact, all 4, go on then.

 

[straightorbroken]

Look at the lemons on Vito. Over to you Gorka.

 

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Vito is getting the Gorka tailoring treatment from wardrobe.

 

[Ellie]

Lovely

 

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I like them as a couple but that routine was not to my tastes. Too cutesy.

 

[Halli]

This Corrie girl could have a lot of voting power

 

[straightorbroken]

Oh to walk behind Vito going up and down stairs.

 

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Wardrobe really didn't consider that Vito is an extraordinarily sweaty man when putting him in that top.

 

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The glamour of the Inside Soap awards

 

[straightorbroken]

Nigel is the definition of DILF for me. Oh I would.

 

[straightorbroken]

Loved the colours and lighting. It put it all in a bubble. I enjoyed it a lot more than Shirley getting her razor blades out.

 

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Shirl will not stand for her audience getting uppity.

I did think it looked a bit skippy. Agree that the lighting worked wonderfully.

 

[Halli]

Craig turning Shirley into the villain

 

[straightorbroken]

Shirley really knows how to get an audience on her side. More of that please.

 

[Halli]

Craig definitely wants to call Nigel his Mr Grey, you have competition SorB

 

[straightorbroken]

Craig definitely wants to call Nigel his Mr Grey, you have competition SorB

I've moved onto Gorka. So far I've had a busy night: Vito, Mr Grey and now Gorka's peach bouncing like a basketball.

 

[Halli]

What in the Watford High Street is this PUB

 

[Ellie]

Another fail from the live band

 

[Halli]

Another fail from the live band

Ellie ready to POUNCE

 

[straightorbroken]

So many lpsg worthy screengrabs from Groka there.

 

[Halli]

So many lpsg worthy screengrabs from Groka there.

You better wind ya neck in. Truck driveh GEMMEH is at 'OME and will fight for her MAN

 

[Ellie]

Why would you dedicate a dance like that to your mum? Is she trying to get a boyfriend to propose?

 

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I don't think Nikita and Gorka were well-matched by the Strictly powers that be.

 

[Halli]

Why would you dedicate a dance like that to your mum? Is she trying to get a boyfriend to propose?

Singal mum, singal ladiez innit

 

[straightorbroken]

You better wind ya neck in. Truck driveh GEMMEH is at 'OME and will fight for her MAN

She can drive her big truck to her local Lezzo bar then. ALLEGEDLY.

 

[straightorbroken]

Why would you dedicate a dance like that to your mum? Is she trying to get a boyfriend to propose?

I'd dedicate Survivor to my mum and glare at the camera with a neck snap. Poor Tess wouldn't know what to say (business as usual then).

 

[Halli]

Oh gawd its LES

 

[straightorbroken]

That is a proper hard beer belly on Les there.

 

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Shirley really can bullshit with the best of them.

 

[straightorbroken]

Oh no, I hope this doesn't signal the beginning of Les rehearsing witty comebacks to justify his performances.

 

[straightorbroken]

As with the brazier brat, I much prefer the brother.

 

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Not Adam threatening his best acting skills...

 

[Ellie]

Jesus, REPLACE THESE SINGERS

 

[Halli]

Shirley really can bullshit with the best of them.

Producers have said to her Les needs to stay a few weeks...

 

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I find him irritating but that was slightly better than I thought it would be. This mid-section of the show is pretty hard going though.

Anton giving up on his critique there and just randomly declaring 'good dance!'

 

[Halli]

I only really have eyes for SCOTT Thomas these days

 

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Some of those facial expressions.

I think they went a bit lift heavy there, but they are standing up so what do I know.

 

[Ellie]

Keep SQUEEZING those inner thighs Shirley

 

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Snazzy shirt Krish.