COB's Creepers #13 - Daughters of Darkness (Tuesday 10/10, 9pm) 🦇🦇🦇

[straightorbroken]

I'm not being funny but if my husband chucked my breakfast all over the floor I'd be divorced or widowed come Christmas.

Not even blowing a raspberry into your cleavage could win you back?

 

[ButterTart]

Not even blowing a raspberry into your cleavage could win you back?

I'd not be able to enjoy it for mourning my Pop Tart.

 

[ButterTart]

What a charmingly shit bus.

 

[straightorbroken]

Knitting a new light cover?

 

[COB]

Stefan potentially a bit of a wrong 'un, I think she's starting to regret marrying someone she just met

 

[VoR]

I'm trying to imagine the circumstances leading up to these two getting married.

I can only assume he won her in a raffle or something.

 

[straightorbroken]

She's rather Tippi Hedren, even the voice.

 

[COB]

I do love an exposition cravat.

Now tailing them via bus!

 

[ButterTart]

I'm trying to imagine the circumstances leading up to these two getting married.

I can only assume he won her in a raffle or something.

Third prize after a bottle of Echo Falls and a Bayliss and Harding gift set.

 

[ButterTart]

Thrilled for Pierre that he only has four guests to worry about in his cavernous hotel.

 

[straightorbroken]

The Countess looks bloody fantastic for 869 then - don't be jealous now Pierre.

 

[COB]

I thought you'd left us all alone in this huge, dusty hole?

 

[VoR]

Liz Bathory's delivery is giving me major Mrs Peacock vibes

 

[Lucille]

Oooh a creamy blue drink!

 

[ButterTart]

#NotMyCountess

 

[straightorbroken]

I hope the Karen O servant brought a straw.

 

[COB]

She's got her Padam jumpsuit out.

 

[straightorbroken]

The smile of "I'll kill you" after being told she has no accent.

 

[VoR]

Shoving a lighter in her face to SHUT HER UP

 

[straightorbroken]

She's got her Padam jumpsuit out.

If she dances in that...

 

[straightorbroken]

The countess isn't telling him to run upstairs for a cold-saving ensemble change.

 

[VoR]

"You don't have any accent at all!"

 

[COB]

"I'm not a sorceress"

 

[straightorbroken]

I wonder if he's onto her or just has a cold coming on.

 

[ButterTart]

What a weird body shape under that trenchcoat. He looks like he's trying to smuggle a chest of drawers through customs.

 

[straightorbroken]

How old do you think I am? Death Becomes Her was born.

 

[ButterTart]

Satin's ritual under a full moon

 

[ButterTart]

"You don't mind me calling you Stefan do you?"
"My name's Alan, love"

 

[COB]

Not even the plants wanted that drink

 

[straightorbroken]

I hope they're talking about Zsa Zsa.

 

[ButterTart]

Still not quite sure why Mae Muller with a purdy cut is there.

 

[COB]

Still not quite sure why Mae Muller with a purdy cut is there.

For this

 

[COB]

Love her correcting them on her kill count

 

[straightorbroken]

Am I slightly ahead? Value has ran the tap in her room...

 

[COB]

Am I slightly ahead? Value has ran the tap in her room...

A minute or two ahead of me!

 

[straightorbroken]

And now has her tits out. Again.

 

[straightorbroken]

A minute or two ahead of me!

Right I'm pausing.

 

[COB]

Am I slightly ahead? Value has ran the tap in her room...

She's just stripping off for me

 

[straightorbroken]

Pierre must hate having to put that too small for him jacket back on all the time.

 

[ButterTart]

Quite disappointing tits