COB's Creepers #13 - Daughters of Darkness (Tuesday 10/10, 9pm) 🦇🦇🦇

[ButterTart]

Who are we supposed to be rooting for in all this?

I'm leaning towards the shower head.

 

[COB]

Who are we supposed to be rooting for in all this?

Pierre and that faggy old detective in the cravat are the ONLY sympathetic characters!

 

[Lucille]

I do love her glittery corpse ditching cape!

 

[COB]

Loved her BLASTING the dressing gown at rotten Stefan

 

[COB]

Him again!

 

[straightorbroken]

I hope Stefan tidies up that sand and dirt trail he's just left dragging poor Ilo.

 

[ButterTart]

The INDIGNITY of rolling her corpse down a hill

 

[VoR]

Stefan digging a grave in a shallow sand bank by hand

 

[COB]

Ilona is seeming a lot more engaging and vivacious in this scene!

 

[straightorbroken]

Wow at that jacket cape thing the Countess has on. And now the bat wings. What a woman.

 

[straightorbroken]

Kick them both down Countess.

 

[COB]

Starting to think the Countess may not be quite who she says she is.

 

[ButterTart]

Sideswiping the fancy old dude on the bike

 

[straightorbroken]

The speed of doing this without a shovel. And she's been doing this 40 years?

 

[COB]

Yes!!

 

[COB]

Oh shit he survived.

 

[straightorbroken]

Is she going to run over Pierre's plant too?

 

[COB]

Sideswiping the fancy old dude on the bike

Queen!

 

[COB]

"Good day to be alive!"

 

[ButterTart]

Love that dressing gown

 

[COB]

When you become a vampire you get a sexy dress with lace up cleavage, it's the rules

 

[straightorbroken]

Slight whiff of Carol Channing with that entrance from the Countess. And the wig of course.

 

[straightorbroken]

So all these years after Keeping Up Appearances and I finally now know what a candlelight supper is.

 

[COB]

Christ that outfit

 

[straightorbroken]

Stefan slowly catching on to what being a vampire entails with the whole "death seems to follow you around" remark.

 

[straightorbroken]

Were these sparkles done in post?

 

[COB]

Making him have dinner in that stupid dressing gown, queen of cuckolding

 

[VoR]

What a bizarre way to murder someone

 

[ButterTart]

The way they're using the bowl to subdue him

Just cunt him over the head with it!

 

[straightorbroken]

Feeding frenzy.

 

[straightorbroken]

The Countess wears the best jackets when disposing of people.

 

[COB]

They're lucky Pierre wasn't around to see this flagrant disposal of a murder victim.

 

[straightorbroken]

"So much of life left to taste"

 

[VoR]

500 years of villainy and she's felled by a dodgy Mazda and Daylight Savings Time.

 

[COB]

RIP Stefan, nobody will miss you not even Mother.

 

[straightorbroken]

What a finale.

 

[Lucille]

I see the special effects ‘budget’ was saved for the very end!

 

[COB]

She went up like a rocket with all that Elnett

 

[straightorbroken]

The Countess might have given her new Val body a more dramatic hair style, but I loved the post finale ending.

 

[COB]

Twist ending!