COB's Creepers #14 & #15 - Sleepaway Camp & Sleepaway Camp II (Tuesday 17/10, 8pm)

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[COB]

This reminds me that I recently watched an Irwin Allen disaster movie called The Swarm, where killer bees cause a NUCLEAR MELTDOWN among other things

 

[VoR]

Do none of these dead kids have parents?!

 

[ButterTart]

Do none of these dead kids have parents?!

Do none of the live kids have parents who might be slightly concerned at the staggering body count in the place they've left their unaccompanied children?

 

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Must have been a long walk to the lake!

 

[COB]

Do none of these dead kids have parents?!

Maybe they ALL have delightful eccentric aunts who may or may not be licenced medical doctors

 

[COB]

PAUL

 

[COB]

Oh yeah, the dad was GAY

 

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I do love the way Angela goes completely dead behind the eyes when Paul tries to feel her up.

 

[ButterTart]

What is this surreal gormless kids and gays sequence?

 

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This needlessly long explanation of the rules of capture the flag.

 

[COB]

Did it imply that Angela and her sibling fiddled with each other? I never caught that before

 

[COB]

She's so small, and by that I mean her tits.

 

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Did Judy catch Paul sucking off Ronnie behind the lake house last summer or something?

 

[COB]

In some universe there's a version of this film where Judy's the final girl.

 

[COB]

I keep saying it but PAUL

 

[ButterTart]

I love that Judy's ponytail doubles in size between each scene.

 

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Love this long lingering shot of Judy silently contemplating what a horrible thing she just did.

 

[ButterTart]

Judy's ridiculous mouth in this scene

 

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Ronnie lifting weights in the background

 

[COB]

Don't put her in the water

 

[COB]

It really does feel weird that this camp has loads of actual very young children in attendance.

 

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Meg's inexplicable attraction to this AGED GREMLIN

 

[COB]

Meg's hot date with a seventy-something

 

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Totally natural showering acting here from Meg

 

[COB]

Well so much for her!

 

[COB]

It's like Judy waits until these two are talking to BARGE PAST with a pithy comment

 

[COB]

Omg

 

[COB]

She's SO bitchy! But I bet he would be back

 

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I've always been bewildered by this scene of what is clearly Ricky in a wig standing in the doorway

 

[COB]

A curling iron WHERE?!

 

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Fun fact: Angela actress' parents (understandably!) wouldn't sign off on her doing a scene where she murders a girl with a hot iron to the vagina, hence the rather 'arty' camera work during Judy's demise.

 

[COB]

This bit with the kids is really quite harrowing

 

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I have absolutely zero memory of this sub-plot with the actual children being devoured by bears (?)

 

[COB]

Pepsi Please

 

[COB]

Did Mel just beat a child to death?

 

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The police officer coming back with a very obvious fake moustache

 

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God this film really moves along at a clip, doesn't it?

 

[COB]

Oh Ricky's alive, that's something at least.

 

[COB]

The police officer coming back with a very obvious fake moustache

OMG it was actually APPALLING in that scene just there!