The OFFICIAL Victoria Beckham topic (1 Viewer)

[COB]

Might make this at the weekend, sounds sumptuous and opulent

 

[Pipo]

same energy

 

[RS]

Sounds delicious to me.

 

[RS]

Although rice cakes are so out of fashion, it’s all about lenti cakes now.

 

[Marina Salty]

I love fish and veggies, but it would be boring to eat only that.
And probably unhealthy for anemia & iron deficiency.

 

[Pipo]

you people are crazy. I bet it's just harmless GOSS (hopefully).

If not, then it just highlights what an anxious, deeply insecure, poor suffering soul she really is

 

[COB]

This is only her dinner remember! I'm sure she's having a Full English every morning then popping down to the nearest branch of Pumpkin for lunch

 

[Phoenix]

I mean her husband is saying that the one time 10-20 years ago when she ate a bite out of his plate was one the happiest days in his life.

Imagine what a joyous house they have.

 

[Pipo]

at least they're having fun?

 

[Phoenix]

She’s singing about as much as she did in the spice girls (they probably also unplugged her mic).

 

[straightorbroken]

Victoria: Unplugged.

 

[Pipo]

from last week looking FRESH and dour.

 

[Dark Carnival]

 

[Dark Carnival]

 

[supermassive]

The highlight of the Beckham documentary is the tantalising clip of Vicky recording This Groove.

 

[Pipo]

Now that it's been acknowledged and officially canon put the double A-side on streaming you coward.

 

[Jark]

Vogue France cover star - obsessed with the shoot

 

[Marina Salty]

I think I'd like an AI art-generated topic about her.

 

[Pipo]

I think I'd like an AI art-generated topic about her.

 

[Pipo]

Uber Eats spending big time on advertising



I love her, she's known for her DRY SENSE OF HUMO(U)R ok?

 

[Pipo]

Imagine being VB and having a daughter in law that hates you (allegedly) and you can't get drunk in peace because she requests the dj to play Wannabe which is Victoria's Roman Empire (Because she only sings like 15 seconds of it) but at the same time it's the reason why you got famous. Having to endure that song at every party must have her livid. CHeers!

 

[Joseph]

 

[Soldi]

“to date”

 

[VoR]

Streets are saying she's a strong contender for Eurovision 2025.

 

[Soldi]

I suppose she is one of the few people in the world that could afford a fortnight in Switzerland.

 

[Rita]

 

[Joseph]

 

[Dark Carnival]

Streets are saying she's a strong contender for Eurovision 2025.

The UK finally learning from its mistakes and choosing a strong vocalist

 

[Pipo]

I miss these days when she was so EARNEST about being a pop star despite the weak as-piss material she was given, god what a terrible song all around. And this dance routine was more like a fucking workout. AND THAT TAN!

 

[Joseph]

She really made the most with so little

 

[lolly]

She really made the most with so little

If that solo career was the most, I'd hate to have seen the least.

 

[Rita]

Justice for LIKE THAT.

 

[Rita]

Saying that I haven’t listened to it in about 20 years but it certainly was fabulous in its time.

 

[Joseph]

 

[Pipo]

Happy 25th Wedding Anniversary Queen Vic, here's to another 25 years of TRUE LOVE



very apt to be posting this right when Lana's Tough just finished and MAMA started playing. Fuck off Alexa.

 

[Pipo]

SIDENOTE: David looks really good here, almost THIRST-LIKE.

 

[K.C.]

She has a new fragrance. What WOULD she smell like?

 

[Sheena]

She has a new fragrance. What WOULD she smell like?

Classy desperation

 

[Dark Carnival]

She has a new fragrance. What WOULD she smell like?

Dry humour.

 

[straightorbroken]

Dry. Kinda Like Your Vagina. Out Now.