The Moopy Moderator Election 2023 - Results - Tonight 7pm

[ZenGiraffe]

The polls are CLOSED and the votes are being counted and verified. You may swurr if you so wish.

I will announce the results and who has achieved the confidence of the Moopy Electorate in about an hour.

In the meantime, please enjoy this electoral laser show:

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[Inner Smile]

An hour? ffs

 

[ZenGiraffe]

An hour? ffs

It is called QUALITY ASSURANCE darling.

These votes won't count and verify themselves!

 

[GNL]

You may swurr if you so wish.

FOOK

 

[Inner Smile]

GNL you should have applied, you'd be a decent mod

 

[GNL]

GNL you should have applied, you'd be a decent mod

Thank you, but in the words of a great poet, "I'm just here to enjoy myself, GC style. Djaknowhahmean?"

 

[Inner Smile]

OPEN THAT FIRE EXIT DOOR I'M OFF!

 

[big ron]

I’ve got a bottle of sparkling heroin on standby

 

[straightorbroken]

 

[octophone]

Once the results are in, I will reveal which of the candidates once wiped their arse with a live otter.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I predict

1 ButterTart
2 RJN
3 big ron
4 VoR
5 jivafox
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6 GinAg (39)

 

[AGinAg (37)]

ButterTart has a huge fan base. Everybody wants to fuck RJN, big ron has proven his worth, VoR has a strong clique around him, and it was nice that Jivafox turned up. I won't get through due to VoR's clique and long memories.

Which is all fine, if we didn't need MORE MODS.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Genuinely wish Suomi and Bev were still on board. I'd have cared a lot less.

 

[octophone]

I've done an exit poll and, based on a sample of one voter, we're in for some shocks tonight.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I've done an exit poll and, based on a sample of one voter, we're in for some shocks tonight.

Inner Smile will sweep in as admin.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Right, shall we?

 

[octophone]

Inner Smile will sweep in as admin.

I wouldn't let him sweep the floor.

 

[octophone]

Right, shall we?

No. Let's not.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

No. Let's not.

Fair enough.

BYE EVERYONE. SEE YOU NEXT YEAR

 

[Kate]

Once the results are in, I will reveal which of the candidates once wiped their arse with a live otter.

I couldn't POSSIBLY comment.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

The total number of voters in this election was 45. This is DOWN ONE from the 46 votes at the last full Mod election.

As such, to have the confidence of Moopy and become a DULY ELECTED MODERATOR, candidates require 23 or more votes.

Once again, those candidates are:

@big ron
@ButterTart
@GinAg (39)
@jivafox
@RJN
@VoR

Moopy, the votes have been counted and verified. Here begin the results.

 

[octophone]

I couldn't POSSIBLY comment.

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That otter is traumatised!

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Well that's not as small as expected. It's never a huge draw.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

FIRSTLY

No candidate achieved the full 100% (45) votes.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

FIRSTLY

No candidate achieved the full 100% (45) votes.

Damn I had ten on BT getting a full house.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

The candidate in FIRST PLACE, with 43 Votes (95.6%)…












…is….













@RJN

 

[octophone]

..and the team goes INTERNATIONAL

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I don't think we've had an American mod before. Good for late night shit.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

In SECOND PLACE, with 42 votes (93.3%)…













…is….
















@ButterTart

 

[RJN]

Thank you so much to everyone, except my 2 enemies that I am planning to sabotage

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Good, but that was always going to happen.

 

[Inner Smile]

YES! Well deserved RJN

 

[ZenGiraffe]

In THIRD PLACE, with 41 votes (91.1%)…














…is…














@jivafox

 

[Inner Smile]

Well done to ButterTart too

 

[GNL]

Will the bottom two be lipsyncing for their life?

 

[ZenGiraffe]

In FOURTH PLACE, with 39 votes (86.7%)…

















…is…















@big ron

 

[octophone]

OK, so we already have one more mod than we had before. Good work everyone!

 

[ZenGiraffe]

In fifth place, with 33 votes (73.3%)…











…is…













@VoR

 

[AGinAg (37)]

 

[ZenGiraffe]

And so, that leaves @GinAg (39).

A reminder, to become a moderator, candidates needed to secure at least 23 votes.