ASFM ButterVision: THE RESULTS GALA! Tonight at 7pm, Exposed entries pre-show at 6pm

[ButterTart]

Really, it’s so desperate

I haven't won in THREE YEARS, I'm prepared to be involved in a Handjobs 4 Votes scandal at this point.

 

[RS]

I haven't won in THREE YEARS, I'm prepared to be involved in a Handjobs 4 Votes scandal at this point.

Most of us haven’t!

 

[ButterTart]

13. A Lovely Monochrome Pantsuit: CMH, ЮГ 404 & ФРИК ПАТИ - Milf Money

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@Tisch (pictured)​

 

[ButterTart]

14. Fire Sale: MC Abdul - Shouting At The Wall

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@Hak ​

 

[ButterTart]

15. Dream Phone: Sheryl Lee Ralph - In The Evening

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@Kala ​

 

[ButterTart]

16. Dial Up TV Internet Nightmares: Doll & The Kicks - End Of Story

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@BoysForSeles ​

 

[ButterTart]

I have now exposed all of your entries, and what a rosy lot they are.

Join me in 18 minutes to find out which one was voted the least shit

 

[RS]

Thanks Buttertart for exposing my rose

 

[Kratz]

One summer in Mykonos and she suddenly thinks she’s Greek!

Oh we all have a little (or a lot ) of Greek in us!

 

[Tisch]

3. Gay Chat Lounges: Bon Entendeur & Françoise Hardy - Le temps de L’amore

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@Soldi ​

I know we kid but Soldi has literally entered these before right? Maybe he just fingered them?

 

[RS]

Judging by the comments (which one naturally shouldn’t trust) I predict a top 10 for my entry.

And now judging by the lack of reactions to the reveal I predict bottom 10.

 

[RS]

I know we kid but Soldi has literally entered these before right? Maybe he just fingered them?

I remember giving it an 8 before.

 

[OutSynk]

I know we kid but Soldi has literally entered these before right? Maybe he just fingered them?

Oh give him a break. He only listens to Eurovision music, it's not easy to find entries.

 

[ButterTart]

So who the bloody fuck has won this thing, then? Shall we find out?

 

[ButterTart]

I'm starting because my tea's on so we're on the clock, people.

 

[ButterTart]

Vote 1 comes from the handsomest tart in town... @ButterTart

BUTTERTART

20 A Lovely Monochrome Pantsuit - CMH, ЮГ 404 & ФРИК ПАТИ - Milf Money: @Tisch
15 Candy Necklaces - Laibach - The Whistleblowers: @Indie
12 A secret rose tattoo - Sara Parkman - Rosen: @RaspberrySwirl
10 Dial Up TV Internet Nightmares - Doll & The Kicks - End Of Story: @BoysForSeles
9 Moopy Sync Listens: 2020-2022 - hemlocke springs - enknee1: @RJN
8 Hero Quest - Birdy - Tears Don't Fall: @funky
7 Liz Truss as PM - Booty Luv - Black Widow: @GinAg (39)
6 Charity Wristbands - Dani Sylvia - Retribution: @Pingu
5 BUY ME BONESTORM OR GO TO HELL - Khadja Nin - Wale Watu: @Haiku Rewrites
4 Mankini - The Beaches - Blame Brett: @dmlaw
3 Army Pants and Flip Flops - Evangelina - Pali: @Kratz
2 Garbage Pail Kids - CMAT ft. John Grant - Where Are Your Kids Tonight?: @dUb
1 Rihanna t shirt - Jo Dee Messina - I'm Alright: @Rowan Tree 🌳

 

[RJN]

I didn't know that there were two songs called MILF MONEY (the other being Fergie) but here we are

 

[ButterTart]

And now it's time to get @funky

2/32 FUNKY

20 Charity Wristbands: Dani Sylvia – Retribution: @Pingu
15 Fondue: KARP - Left Handed: @Raining on Me
12 Adidas Poppers: Caribou - Never Come Back: @Music
10 LA GEAR (SUNBLOSSOMS FOR PAULA): KAMILLE - Muscle Memory: @Suedehead
9 Garbage Pail Kids: CMAT ft. John Grant - Where Are Your Kids Tonight?: @dUb
8 The Tracy Island Christmas rush of 2000: Portugal. The Man - Summer of Luv: @Iguana
7 The Walkman: Chappell Roan - Super Graphic Ultra Modern Girl: @Ill Advised
6 Dream Phone: Sheryl Lee Ralph - In The Evening: @Kala
5 BUY ME BONESTORM OR GO TO HELL: Khadja Nin - Wale Watu: @Haiku Rewrites
4 Trend Alert: Ocean Tisdall - White Lies: @Berly
3 Chest Hair Art: JES – Closer: @SystemAddict
2 Mankini: The Beaches - Blame Brett: @dmlaw
1 Tell It To My ButterTart: Emma Shapplin - White sail: @straightorbroken

 

[OutSynk]

Vote 1 comes from the handsomest tart in town... @ButterTart

BUTTERTART

20 A Lovely Monochrome Pantsuit - CMH, ЮГ 404 & ФРИК ПАТИ - Milf Money: @Tisch
15 Candy Necklaces - Laibach - The Whistleblowers: @Indie
12 A secret rose tattoo - Sara Parkman - Rosen: @RaspberrySwirl
10 Dial Up TV Internet Nightmares - Doll & The Kicks - End Of Story: @BoysForSeles
9 Moopy Sync Listens: 2020-2022 - hemlocke springs - enknee1: @RJN
8 Hero Quest - Birdy - Tears Don't Fall: @funky
7 Liz Truss as PM - Booty Luv - Black Widow: @GinAg (39)
6 Charity Wristbands - Dani Sylvia - Retribution: @Pingu
5 BUY ME BONESTORM OR GO TO HELL - Khadja Nin - Wale Watu: @Haiku Rewrites
4 Mankini - The Beaches - Blame Brett: @dmlaw
3 Army Pants and Flip Flops - Evangelina - Pali: @Kratz
2 Garbage Pail Kids - CMAT ft. John Grant - Where Are Your Kids Tonight?: @dUb
1 Rihanna t shirt - Jo Dee Messina - I'm Alright: @Rowan Tree 🌳

Oh dear. Glad we got this one out of the way quickly.

 

[Tisch]

Oh amazing, I've always said that ButterTart has the best taste in all the land.

And if history has taught us anything it's that when you get the first 20, it's nothing but UP from then on

 

[jyxz]

DID YOU ACCEPT THE VERY LATE SCORES

 

[ButterTart]

DID YOU ACCEPT THE VERY LATE SCORES

yes!

 

[ButterTart]

Is he straight? Is he broken? Yes, both. It's @straightorbroken

3/32 STRAIGHTORBROKEN

20 Hero Quest - Birdy - Tears Don't Fall: @funky
15 Trish's Popularity - Die Arkitekt ft. Lena Platonos - Julian: @ButterTart
12 Dream Phone - Sheryl Lee Ralph - In The Evening: @Kala
10 Chest Hair Art - JES - Closer: @SystemAddict
9 Moopy Sync Listens: 2020-2022 - hemlocke springs - enknee1: @RJN
8 Adidas Poppers - Caribou - Never Come Back: @Music
7 Fondue - KÅRP - Left Handed: @Raining on Me
6 BUY ME BONESTORM OR GO TO HELL - Khadja Nin - Wale Watu: @Haiku Rewrites
5 Charity Wristbands - Dani Sylvia - Retribution: @Pingu
4 Gay Chat Lounges - Bon Entendeur & François Hardy - Le temps de L’amore: @Soldi
3 The Kaftan - Pan Pan feat (feat. Καλλιόπη Μητροπούλου) - Ανισόπεδη Ντίσκο: @Saltwater
2 Weird flavour crisps - Lene Lovich - It's You, Only You (Mein Schmerz): @jyxz
1 A Lovely Monochrome Pantsuit - CMH, ЮГ 404 & ФРИК ПАТИ - Milf Money: @Tisch

 

[jyxz]

yes!

 

[ButterTart]

I'm expecting justice for bangers from @GinAg (39)

4/32 GINAG (39)

20 Fondue: KÅRP - Left Handed: @Raining on Me
15 Chest Hair Art: JES – Closer: @SystemAddict
12 Dial Up TV Internet Nightmares: Doll & The Kicks - End Of Story: @BoysForSeles
10 Candy Necklaces: Laibach - The Whistleblowers: @Indie
9 Charity Wristbands: Dani Sylvia – Retribution: @Pingu
8 The Kaftan: Pan Pan feat (feat. Καλλιόπη Μητροπούλου) - Ανισόπεδη Ντίσκο: @Saltwater
7 Trish's Popularity: Die Arkitekt ft. Lena Platonos – Julian: @ButterTart
6 Garbage Pail Kids: CMAT ft. John Grant - Where Are Your Kids Tonight: @dUb
5 Hero Quest: Birdy - Tears Don't Fall: @funky
4 Moopy Sync Listens: 2020-2022: hemlock springs - enknee1: @RJN
3 Dancing plague of 1518: Stefanie Joosten feat. Giorgio Moroder - Tryouts for the Human Race: @OutSynk
2 Weird flavour crisps: Lene Lovich - It's You, Only You (Mein Schmerz): @jyxz
1 Tell It To My ButterTart: Emma Shapplin - White sail: @straightorbroken

 

[RJN]

Oh I'm doing well! Expecting my normal 15-18 though

 

[RS]

This is not looking good. I feel like I’ve been lied to!

 

[ButterTart]

Our last one before we get our very first leaderboard, and it's from recently abdicated Bay monarch @Saltwater

5/32 SALTWATER

20 Gay Chat Lounges: Bon Entendeur & Françoise Hardy - Le temps de L’amore: @Soldi
15 Dream Phone: Sheryl Lee Ralph - In The Evening: @Kala
12 A Spiral Perm: Carly Simon - My New Boyfriend: @jivafox
10 Charity Wristbands: Dani Sylvia – Retribution: @Pingu
09 A secret rose tattoo : Sara Parkman – Rosen: @RaspberrySwirl
08 BUY ME BONESTORM OR GO TO HELL: Khadja Nin - Wale Watu: @Haiku Rewrites
07 Weird flavour crisps: Lene Lovich - It's You, Only You (Mein Schmerz): @jyxz
06 Garbage Pail Kids: CMAT ft. John Grant - Where Are Your Kids Tonight?: @dUb
05 Moopy Sync Listens: 2020-2022 - hemlocke springs - enknee1: @RJN
04 Rihanna t-shirt: Jo Dee Messina - I'm Alright: @Rowan Tree 🌳
03 Mankini: The Beaches - Blame Brett: @dmlaw
02 Tell It To My ButterTart: Emma Shapplin - White sail: @straightorbroken
01 Hero Quest: Birdy - Tears Don't Fall: @funky

 

[Soldi]

Our last one before we get our very first leaderboard, and it's from recently abdicated Bay monarch @Saltwater

5/32 SALTWATER

20 Gay Chat Lounges: Bon Entendeur & Françoise Hardy - Le temps de L’amore: @Soldi
15 Dream Phone: Sheryl Lee Ralph - In The Evening: @Kala
12 A Spiral Perm: Carly Simon - My New Boyfriend: @jivafox
10 Charity Wristbands: Dani Sylvia – Retribution: @Pingu
09 A secret rose tattoo : Sara Parkman – Rosen: @RaspberrySwirl
08 BUY ME BONESTORM OR GO TO HELL: Khadja Nin - Wale Watu: @Haiku Rewrites
07 Weird flavour crisps: Lene Lovich - It's You, Only You (Mein Schmerz): @jyxz
06 Garbage Pail Kids: CMAT ft. John Grant - Where Are Your Kids Tonight?: @dUb
05 Moopy Sync Listens: 2020-2022 - hemlocke springs - enknee1: @RJN
04 Rihanna t-shirt: Jo Dee Messina - I'm Alright: @Rowan Tree 🌳
03 Mankini: The Beaches - Blame Brett: @dmlaw
02 Tell It To My ButterTart: Emma Shapplin - White sail: @straightorbroken
01 Hero Quest: Birdy - Tears Don't Fall: @funky

She always brings the TASTE

 

[ButterTart]

And here's your first peep at the all-expense-spared LEADERBOARD

1​	Charity Wristbands - Dani Sylvia - Retribution: @Pingu	50​
2​	Fondue - KÅRP - Left Handed: @Raining on Me	42​
3​	Hero Quest - Birdy - Tears Don't Fall: @funky	34​
4​	Dream Phone - Sheryl Lee Ralph - In The Evening: @Kala	33​
5​	Chest Hair Art - JES - Closer: @SystemAddict	28​
6​	Moopy Sync Listens: 2020-2022 - hemlocke springs - enknee1: @RJN	27​
7​	Candy Necklaces - Laibach - The Whistleblowers: @Indie	25​
8​	BUY ME BONESTORM OR GO TO HELL - Khadja Nin - Wale Watu: @Haiku Rewrites	24​
9​	Gay Chat Lounges - Bon Entendeur & François Hardy - Le temps de L’amore: @Soldi	24​
10​	Garbage Pail Kids - CMAT ft. John Grant - Where Are Your Kids Tonight?: @dUb	23​
11​	Dial Up TV Internet Nightmares - Doll & The Kicks - End Of Story: @BoysForSeles	22​
12​	Trish's Popularity - Die Arkitekt ft. Lena Platonos - Julian: @ButterTart	22​
13​	A Lovely Monochrome Pantsuit - CMH, ЮГ 404 & ФРИК ПАТИ - Milf Money: @Tisch	21​
14​	A secret rose tattoo - Sara Parkman - Rosen: @RaspberrySwirl	21​
15​	Adidas Poppers - Caribou - Never Come Back: @Music	20​
16​	A Spiral Perm - Carly Simon - My New Boyfriend: @jivafox	12​
17​	The Kaftan - Pan Pan feat (feat. Καλλιόπη Μητροπούλου) - Ανισόπεδη Ντίσκο: @Saltwater	11​
18​	Weird flavour crisps - Lene Lovich - It's You, Only You (Mein Schmerz): @jyxz	11​
19​	LA GEAR (SUNBLOSSOMS FOR PAULA) - Kamille - Muscle Memory: @Suedehead	10​
20​	Mankini - The Beaches - Blame Brett: @dmlaw	9​
21​	The Tracy Island Christmas rush of 2000 - Portugal. The Man - Summer of Luv: @Iguana	8​
22​	Liz Truss as PM - Booty Luv - Black Widow: @GinAg (39)	7​
23​	The Walkman - Chappell Roan - Super Graphic Ultra Modern Girl: @Ill Advised	7​
24​	Rihanna t shirt - Jo Dee Messina - I'm Alright: @rowan tree	5​
25​	Tell It To My ButterTart - Emma Shapplin - White Sail: @straightorbroken	4​
26​	Trend Alert! - Ocean Tisdall - White Lies: @Berly	4​
27​	Army Pants and Flip Flops - Evangelina - Pali: @Kratz	3​
28​	Dancing plague of 1518 - Stefanie Joosten feat. Giorgio Moroder - Tryouts for the Human Race: @OutSynk	3​
29​	Fire Sale - MC Abdul - Shouting At The Wall : @Hak	0​
30​	Jackie Weaver’s Authority - Litku Klemetti - Tour de France: @Suomi	0​
31​	Killing Your Tamagotchi - Disciples feat. Bshp - Solid Gold: @rhythmbandit	0​
32​	Watercolour Artwork with Paddington Bear, Angel of Death - Caitie Hurst - How Could I Be Silent: @ZenGiraffe	0​

 

[OutSynk]

Parade of Planets gearing up for a return as we speak

 

[ButterTart]

Who's about to get a six from @jyxz?

6/32 JYXZ

20 Fondue: KARP - Left Handed: @Raining on Me
15 A secret rose tattoo - Sara Parkman - Rosen: @RaspberrySwirl
12 Trish's Popularity: Die Arkitekt ft. Lena Platonos – Julian: @ButterTart
10 Dream Phone: Sheryl Lee Ralph - In The Evening: @Kala
9 The Walkman: Chappell Roan - Super Graphic Ultra Modern Girl: @Ill Advised
8 Dancing plague of 1518: Stefanie Joosten feat. Giorgio Moroder - Tryouts for the Human Race: @OutSynk
7 Moopy Sync Listens: 2020-2022: hemlock springs - enknee1: @RJN
6 Charity Wristbands: Dani Sylvia – Retribution: @Pingu
5 Jackie Weaver’s Authority: Litku Klemetti - Tour de France: @Suomi
4 Chest Hair Art: JES – Closer: @SystemAddict
3 Gay Chat Lounges: Bon Entendeur & Françoise Hardy - Le temps de L’amore: @Soldi
2 Adidas Poppers: Caribou - Never Come Back: @Music
1 Liz Truss as PM: Booty Luv - Black Widow: @GinAg (39)

 

[ButterTart]

A CORRECT but still slightly conservative amount of points for me, there.

 

[RS]

What a great set of votes the last two have been

 

[Kratz]

OMG why do I even bother

 

[ButterTart]

National treasure @BoysForSeles should be in the Moopy banner, IMO.

7/32 BOYSFORSELES

20 Trish's Popularity: Die Arkitekt ft. Lena Platonos – Julian: @ButterTart
15 Adidas Poppers: Caribou - Never Come Back: @Music
12 Weird flavour crisps: Lene Lovich - It's You, Only You (Mein Schmerz): @jyxz
10 Killing Your Tamagotchi - Disciples feat. Bshp - Solid Gold: @rhythmbandit
09 Garbage Pail Kids - CMAT ft. John Grant - Where Are Your Kids Tonight?: @dUb
08 The Tracy Island Christmas rush of 2000 - Portugal. The Man - Summer of Luv: @Iguana
07 Gay Chat Lounges: Bon Entendeur & Françoise Hardy - Le temps de L’amore: @Soldi
06 A Spiral Perm: Carly Simon - My New Boyfriend: @jivafox
05 Candy Necklaces - Laibach - The Whistleblowers: @Indie
04 Mankini - The Beaches - Blame Brett: @dmlaw
03 Hero Quest - Birdy - Tears Don't Fall: @funky
02 Rihanna t shirt - Jo Dee Messina - I'm Alright: @Rowan Tree 🌳
01 LA GEAR (SUNBLOSSOMS FOR PAULA): KAMILLE - Muscle Memory: @Suedehead

 

[Tisch]

Some of you just don't like Russians and it shows

 

[ButterTart]

Where are your kids tonight? On an unrelated note, here's @dUb

8/32 DUB

20 Hero Quest: Birdy - Tears Don't Fall: @funky
15 The Tracy Island Christmas rush of 2000: Portugal. The Man - Summer of Luv: @Iguana
12 Adidas Poppers: Caribou - Never Come Back: @Music
10 LA GEAR (SUNBLOSSOMS FOR PAULA): KAMILLE - Muscle Memory: @Suedehead
9 Watercolour Artwork with Paddington Bear, Angel of Death: Caitie Hurst - How Could I Be Silent: @ZenGiraffe
8 Charity Wristbands: Dani Sylvia – Retribution: @Pingu
7 Army Pants and Flip Flops: Evangelia – Pali: @Kratz
6 Mankini: The Beaches - Blame Brett: @dmlaw
5 Dream Phone: Sheryl Lee Ralph - In The Evening: @Kala
4 Liz Truss as PM: Booty Luv - Black Widow: ginag (39)
3 Trend Alert! : Ocean Tisdall - White Lies: @Berly
2 Fondue: KÅRP - Left Handed: @Raining on Me
1 Dancing plague of 1518: Stefanie Joosten feat. Giorgio Moroder - Tryouts for the Human Race: @OutSynk

 

[Music]

Shocked at all these points so far! I think I need to stop going by people’s comments

 

[ButterTart]

Here comes our debutante! @Hak

9/32 HAK

20 A Lovely Monochrome Pantsuit - CMH, ЮГ 404 & ФРИК ПАТИ - Milf Money: @Tisch
15 Charity Wristbands: Dani Sylvia – Retribution: @Pingu
12 Dial Up TV Internet Nightmares - Doll & The Kicks - End Of Story: @BoysForSeles
10 Trend Alert: Ocean Tisdall - White Lies: @Berly
09 Trish's Popularity: Die Arkitekt ft. Lena Platonos – Julian: @ButterTart
08 Candy Necklaces - Laibach - The Whistleblowers: @Indie
07 Moopy Sync Listens: 2020-2022: hemlock springs - enknee1: @RJN
06 Dream Phone: Sheryl Lee Ralph - In The Evening: @Kala
05 Jackie Weaver’s Authority: Litku Klemetti - Tour de France: @Suomi
04 Fondue: KARP - Left Handed: @Raining on Me
03 A secret rose tattoo : Sara Parkman – Rosen: @RaspberrySwirl
02 Killing Your Tamagotchi - Disciples feat. Bshp - Solid Gold: @rhythmbandit
01 Hero Quest: Birdy - Tears Don't Fall: @funky