Speculate Wildly About Enya (3 Viewers)

[Finn]

Enya has already been to the Tesco Metro and picked up the meal deal she'll be having for her lunch today (chicken caesar wrap, Cadbury's Wispa, and a big can of Monster)

 

[Ellie]

Enya has already been to the Tesco Metro and picked up the meal deal she'll be having for her lunch today (chicken caesar wrap, Cadbury's Wispa, and a big can of Monster)

I had her down as more of a Nik Naks and Lucozade person myself

 

[Finn]

And some days she would be. Please remember that Enya contains multitudes.

 

[Finn]

UPDATE: Enya has eaten her meal deal already. Oh Enya!

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya happens to be watching ITVX with a UK VPN; on ITV1 it's currently Love Your Weekend with Alan Titchmarsh.

Enya thinks Susie Dent

would be an interesting houseguest to have, and her appearance in Not Going Out was funny
Enya does wonder how Susie gets on so many programmes, not that she'd particularly want to herself.

This time next year Enya expects Alan to invite her back.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Enya has cancelled her pre-order of a Beep the Meep plushy because she doesn't support the Meep's life choices.

 

[untilted]

Enya is currently resting after a fight with a dodecahedron. “I don’t recommend it” she commented. “Too many faces, I’ll just stick to music I think.”

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya was a fan of energy drinks in the late 70s and 80s, but has avoided them in recent times because of sugar content, and "sugar-free doesn't taste the same".

Many brands requested her for adverts, most of which she ultimately rejected - one was Red Bull.

 

[Lucille]

Enya wasn’t drinking energy drinks in the 70s and 80s, she was doing COCAINE!

 

[Ellie]

Enya recently lost 89 Facebook friends for suggesting that The Dark Knight trilogy wasn't that good.

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya admits that she's a bit nervous each time someone asks her "what's the craic?"

Spoiler: If vipfaq is taken down then someone from Enya's management was probably watching this thread..!

Roma Ryan's page
Enya's slightly more intriguing page

 

[Finn]

Enya thinks that Israel and Palestine "just need their heads knocking together!"

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya thinks the 3 finalist dance couples for Strictly this year will be Layton and Nikita, Ellie and Vito, and "one of the Angelas"; with Carlos or "the lovely Kai."

Enya has changed her prediction (no more Angelas) to include Bobby and Dianne.

She thinks Shirley's fringe looks iffy, too heavy and long (reserved only for Claudia Winkleman ). Even the Texas (Glaswegian) lead singer Sharleen's haircut looked more natural, in her opinion.

Oh and she most enjoyed Ellie and Vito's pasta discussion (and Claudia's collapse in laughter). Now she is going to watch Curfá and see if Moya does something similar.

 

[Finn]

She thinks Shirley's fringe looks iffy, too heavy and long (reserved only for Claudia Winkleman ). Even the Texas (Glaswegian) lead singer Sharleen's haircut looked more natural, in her opinion.

What a JUDGEMENTAL OLD COW

 

[disneyteletubby]

What a JUDGEMENTAL—

Yes, she can be judgy, if she has some involvement or experience in the thing, which is sometimes good, other times harsh. That's why she prefers not to be a TV judge, but to judge them.

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Enya gets judged a lot, but she tends not to comply with the wishes of what others want her to be.

 

[COB]

BREAKING: Enya has passed away.

 

[Kate]

UPDATE: Enya has eaten her meal deal already. Oh Enya!

So relatable!

 

[Kate]

BREAKING: Enya has passed away.

Don't scare our poor Enya loons like that

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya does what she can to prevent getting killed, but regarding her own death, she is fairly nonchalant about it, and quickly proves the hoaxes wrong.

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya thinks Spotify Wrapped will be out tomorrow, if not Thursday. She's looking forward to seeing the listener stats!

Spoiler: From 2021

Even if that was a week before her brother passed away she must've been glad about the 'streaming' success.

 

[Ellie]

Enya still kisses her David Essex poster goodnight before bed.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Frau Enya has started a thread on Tattle "Speculate VICIOUSLY about Annie Lennox"

 

[disneyteletubby]

thinks Spotify Wrapped will be out tomorrow

Yay, I was right with that prediction!

(Though it was hiding in a corner before I noticed it )

Enya might actually record an artist video for Spotify Wrapped next year and her album will also be out in a year's time.

(I've got these artist messages from James Blunt, David Gray, Ludovico Einaudi, Mike Rosenberg/Passenger, Emeli Sandé, Robbie Williams, primarily Mark Owen/Take That, and even Tasmin Archer if anyone's interested haha). Playlist here

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya's reflecting/staring into space whilst eating lunch.
She wasn't quite as into The Pogues 'funny pub music' as some of her siblings were, but she's comforted by how good of a friend her sister Moya was to the late Shane MacGowan . And how the late Sinéad was, too.

Spoiler: Clip from 2019 with Shane, and Moya singing

Spoiler: Haunting indeed that they're both gone.. 💭🎶

 

[Ellie]

Enya’s favourite British single of the 90s was ‘I’ve Got a Little Something For You’ by MN8.

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya’s favourite British single of the 90s was

, apart from her own single (Caribbean Blue) it was Sleeping Satellite by Tasmin Archer.

Enya is afraid of appearing in anything official until next autumn, but Tasmin announcing her new album will be released by Spring (edit: hopefully in Spring) 2024 has perhaps spurred her on.
"18 years between new music, wow... holding up to 9 years without Enya's is nothing. "

Spoiler: The artist message clip from Tasmin 🎶🔮

Two (provisional) albums for 2024 that I'm looking forward to!

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya likes the Moopy Christmas banner!

She is decorating, whilst wondering whether her sisters kept the Have A Cheeky Christmas CDs from 20 years ago.

 

[untilted]

Enya’s been thinking about Jupiter a lot today, over a cup of herbal tea. Staring out of one of the windows of her castle, she wondered “but why is it so gassy?”

 

[Marina Salty]

When Enya woke up today she questioned whether she actually exists. What if she was just an idea in someone's head, or worse someone's unfulfilled ambition, she wondered.

 

[disneyteletubby]

she calls the song Up The Junction by Squeeze 'a classic'

Enya (or I) didn't expect to discover this cover of Up The Junction with the perfectly fitting lyrics from her own song, Anywhere Is

Spoiler: This niche cover

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya's 'Christmas name' ideas:

Eithne Chiúin
Enya on the shelf
The Angel Eithne
Enya's In The Winter Night
We Wish You An Enya Christmas

 

[Finn]

Three Wise Menya

 

[Lucille]

Enya’s so cold her pussy has frozen over, she’s had to drill a hole into it like an arctic fisherman.

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya's reminded of when dear old Shane MacGowan was trying to enter her castle to invite her to go swimming at the beach

Spoiler: Photo and article link

From this article (refresh + print screen will keep it partially viewable)

 

[jivafox]

Enya secretly had hundreds of nuns responsible for the Magdalene Laundries executed and buried in her castle grounds.

 

[jivafox]

Enya's castle is the last remaining Magdalene Laundry in Ireland.

 

[disneyteletubby]

Eithne (Enya) has been mistakenly read as Eth-nay, Etna, Edna, Ethene
and Edith(e)

 

[disneyteletubby]

In spite of a few obvious inaccuracies, Enya was quite moved reading this random poem 'Dear Enya and Dear Sinéad'; wondering if she'd also read some of it.

Spoiler: A preview; I have full access as a uni student 💡

This, and credit to this for mentioning it

Enya found the final three statements both amusing and poetic.

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya turned down an offer to do a L'Oréal advert in the 90s (this compilation) - her own version is in the music video of Anywhere Is:

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya's glad that her nieces and nephews are generally respectful young people. She appreciates emo Aisling keeping up with auntie's music as well as producing her own.

considered by her nieces and nephews as

The Humming's a great choice.

Enya is now wondering if #EnyaIsBack is going to be trending in 2025