ASFMXAS 2023 - Listening Party 1 - tonight 20:00

[Tisch]

hi!

Are we still trying with listening parties? YES we are! Join me in approx two hours. Even if it's just me, Buttertart and a couple Buttertarts fags and teas, it's on Christmas bitches!

Reminder we are hearing from the following:

NIGHT 1

1	A lovely pair of Christmas puddings
2	Please, Dawn, not on Christmas!
3	Pigs in Blankets
4	Lin Shaye Frigs Her Brains Out on Christmas Eve GIF
5	Xmas Dietrich
6	Naughty List
7	Kerry Christmas
8	Six geese a-laying, Five golden rings, Four calling birds, Three French hens, Two turtle doves and, A partridge in a pear tree
9	Delicious Mopsy Christmas treats
10	Don't put christmas lights on palm trees
11	Gay Pride Santa
12	The Yule Goat
13	Xmas Gaga
14	Santa's Playhole

Spoiler: Entries

1​	Stray Kids	Christmas EveL	A lovely pair of Christmas puddings
2​	Cyndi Lauper	Early Christmas Morning	Please, Dawn, not on Christmas!
3​	Svea	Feels Like Christmas	Pigs in Blankets
4​	Audrey Hannah	It's December (And I'll Be Missing You)	Lin Shaye Frigs Her Brains Out on Christmas Eve GIF
5​	Marsheaux	We Met Bernard Sumner at a Christmas Party Last Night	Xmas Dietrich
6​	Tarja	All I Want for Christmas is You	Naughty List
7​	Greg Lake	I Believe in Father Christmas	Kerry Christmas
8​	Ally Brooke	Under the Tree	Six geese a-laying, Five golden rings, Four calling birds, Three French hens, Two turtle doves and, A partridge in a pear tree
9​	Memphis LK	Closer to You	Delicious Mopsy Christmas treats
10​	Grace Petrie	I Just Want the Tories to F*** Off (a Christmas Song)	Don't put christmas lights on palm trees
11​	Fast Food Rockers	I Love Christmas	Gay Pride Santa
12​	Skáld	Norðrljós	The Yule Goat
13​	Melina Makri	Thirio	Xmas Gaga
14​	FHE	Coming Tonight (For Christmas)	Santa's Playhole

 

[RS]

I’ve decided that I’m only attending if there’s a techno remix of AIWFCIY

 

[straightorbroken]

They sure love their sweets in that place

 

[Tisch]

I’ve decided that I’m only attending if there’s a techno remix of AIWFCIY

You MAY be quite pleased actually

 

[jyxz]

@RaspberrySwirl will you make do with Diana Vickers in the back of a car?

 

[Tisch]

To get us in the holiday spirit, the kiddies in the Little Moopers Programme have put together a wonderful performance, live from Suomi's dungeon. I mean, Centre of Excellence.

 

[RS]

@RaspberrySwirl will you make do with Diana Vickers in the back of a car?

Something tells me we will be hearing a lot of goaty vocals.

 

[Tisch]

@RaspberrySwirl will you make do with Diana Vickers in the back of a car?

I'd appreciate it if the entries weren't leaked beforehand thanks x

 

[jyxz]

I'd appreciate it if the entries weren't leaked beforehand thanks x

Soz Beb x

 

[OutSynk]

 

[Kate]

OMG I was trying and failing to find this gif ages ago (well the non-Christmas version)

 

[Tisch]

Playlist edited into first post

3 MINS

 

[Tisch]

Song #1 A Lovely Pair of Christmas Puddings

Stray Kids - Christmas EveL

 

[Tisch]

Oh and GOOOO

 

[dmlaw]

Seven seconds of ‘What Is Love’ sets a high bar for the rest of the playlist.

 

[Iguana]

 

[Tisch]

WE'RE LIVE

No spoilers or nothing but this one contains the best rap ever to contain the words Feliz Navidid

 

[Tisch]

Song #2 Please Dawn, not on Christmas!

Cyndi Lauper - Early Christmas Morning

 

[Iguana]

Oh dear, do I spot CHILDREN?

 

[Iguana]

Cyndi has a bit of KELLY OSBORNE about her here?!

 

[Tisch]

Oh dear, do I spot CHILDREN?

And TINSEL

 

[dmlaw]

Strong contender for the shonkiest ever lyric video here.

 

[Tisch]

Song #3 Pigs in Blankets(yes that picture again )

Svea - Feels Like Christmas

A second ASFM outing for this one!

 

[Kate]

I am here but slightly late due to a) work cunt and b) the YouTube app on my Firestick deciding to put my saved playlists in some random fucking order instead of bringing up THE ONE I LITERALLY JUST SAVED

Song 1 is not helping my irritation levels.

I NEED A DRINK

 

[OutSynk]

Svea - Feels Like Christmas

A second ASFM outing for this one!

IN 2 MONTHS

 

[dmlaw]

Someone entered a highly successful artist from two contests ago. Is this just a thing we’re doing now?

 

[Marina Salty]

Song #3 Pigs in Blankets(yes that picture again )

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Svea - Feels Like Christmas

A second ASFM outing for this one!

This is unexpectedly chic

 

[straightorbroken]

Ok what song are we on? I'll jump in with Svea...

 

[Kate]

I'll skip ahead and come back to 2&3 later. Although was that a COCK SHAPED CHURRO?

 

[Tisch]

Song #4 Lin Shaye Frigs Her Brains Out on Christmas Eve

Audrey Hannah - It's December (And I'll Be Missing You)

 

[dmlaw]

The slutty video is entertaining, but this is still quite terrible. Not that being much worse than her previous entry stopped Dani Sylvia 2.0

 

[Tisch]

I'll skip ahead and come back to 2&3 later. Although was that a COCK SHAPED CHURRO?

She's a HOE (ho ho)

 

[straightorbroken]

Oh I like the sprinkly drum n' bass vibes.

 

[Tisch]

Hooray for some fashionably latecomers btw!

 

[Kate]

This is pleasant enough.

 

[Tisch]

Song #5 Xmas Dietrich

Marsheaux - We Met Bernard Sumner at a Christmas Party Last Night

 

[straightorbroken]

Is this Missing You song a 15 second loop repeated 10 times? It's very sweet admittedly.

 

[Marina Salty]

Am pretty sure it's December now.

 

[Tisch]

I keep thinking this is about Bernard Cribbins and that would make a TUNE tbh

 

[straightorbroken]

Well already I'm in synthy rapture.