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Homo Secretary (OB)
ROLL on 4pm!
4 more days of work for me
Today we have some butter to use up so Mandy and I are making a "for personal consumption only" half batch of biscoff fudge.
5kg worth that we aren't allowed to sell. I am very excited.
Because it's got palm oil and additives in that goes against the Roly's ethos of all natural ingredients.Why are you not allowed to sell it?
Not when it is harvested from the hands of the deceased.Palm oil is a pretty natural ingredient.
Bloody windy out.

PRAYING FOR LUCYMy old landlady sent me a text inviting me out in the New Year.
Then said SORRY THAT WASNT FOR YOU.
Then said ACTUALLY IT IS COME TO THIS CLUB NIGHT.
I said ok not knowing if the text ever was meant for me, but just went to buy tickets for the night and it’s a LESBIAN NIGHT so suspect it WASN’T meant for me and now I have to go to a LESBIAN CLUB NIGHT.
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But it also kills orangutansPalm oil is a pretty natural ingredient.

Lesbians hate my whole shtick!
In fairness, it's not the palm oil that kills the orangutans, it's the bulldozer.But it also kills orangutans![]()
This is why I don't buy any beauty products that have bulldozer in them.In fairness, it's not the palm oil that kills the orangutans, it's the bulldozer.