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What a nightmare scenario. Just pop something like this onI have the choice of watching FIFA or HOGWARTS LEGACY.
I might walk into the sea.
I have the choice of watching FIFA or HOGWARTS LEGACY.
I might walk into the sea.
What a nightmare scenario. Just pop something like this on

Are they in a secure unit?I've just been informed that I will be the only one drinking at my boyfriends parents house.
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Because you're a bunch of messy bastards?Why is Mum HOOVERING?
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DISGUSTANGBecause you're a bunch of messy bastards?


I decided today would be the right time to attempt swiss roll for the first time!I have made the dessert this year which is an espresso martini trifle consisting of about 95% kahlua![]()

we're en route to visit my grandad which is bound to be about as festive as a turd in a puddle. luckily I had a huge glass of wine beforehand and my head is swimming. brave! thinking of you at this difficult time!I've just been informed that I will be the only one drinking at my boyfriends parents house.
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but WHAT?Someone crack out the Christmas bingo card, my uncle just said “I’m not racist, but…”
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The apparently racist grandparents have arrived.Someone crack out the Christmas bingo card, my uncle just said “I’m not racist, but…”
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