The Traitors Season 2 SHAG RANK

[Lucille]

Let’s go girls.

ANDREW
ANTHONY
AUBREY
BRIAN
HARRY
JAZ
JONNY
MILES
PAUL
ROSS
ZACK

ANDREW

ANTHONY

AUBREY

BRIAN

HARRY

JAZ

JONNY

MILES

PAUL

ROSS

ZACK

 

[Lucille]

I’d let 10 of them have a go in the right circumstances so finding this quite hard.

 

[RS]

Jonny

Zach

Brian

Jaz

Andrew

Anthony

Paul

Harry

Ross

Miles

Aubrey

 

[Kratz]

Where’s DIANE?!

 

[RS]

Actually I already regret placing Andrew that high up, he looks like a boring needy fisting bottom.

 

[Lucille]

BRIAN
JONNY
JAZ
ZACK
ANDREW
HARRY
ROSS
PAUL
MILES
ANTHONY
AUBREY

 

[Lucille]

Where’s DIANE?!

YOU COULDN’T HANDLE HER!

 

[Lucille]

I do agree Andrew would be the WORST SHAG.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Jaz
Jonny
Brian
Andrew
Miles
Zack
Ross
Paul
Anthony
Aubrey








Harry

 

[Lucille]

I have a strong feeling that Zack has a CHUBBY ONE.

 

[RS]

Can someone please find Jonny’s instagram account?

 

[Lucille]

 

[ZenGiraffe]

VILE.

 

[Lucille]

 

[RS]

@Lucille ’s dream. (And maybe mine)

 

[Lucille]

Oh he’s packing.

 

[Lucille]

Sorry girls it’s been a minute.

 

[RS]

He actually reminds me a bit of our @Penelope

 

[Finn]

@Lucille ’s dream. (And maybe mine)

Triga-coded

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Sorry girls it’s been a minute.

What happened to [Redacted]!?

 

[Lucille]

WORKING ON IT!

 

[Lucille]

I’d shag Ross just so I could have Diane staring at me over the breakfast table the morning after like this.

 

[lolly]

Brian
Jaz
Ross
Anthony

The rest in pretty much any order

Except Aubrey

 

[Dark Carnival]

Jonny (sans the patriotic shit though)

Brian, would probably cry throughout him getting fucked
Zack, there’s a whiff of PIG about him
Harry, basic straight shit but it’s fine
Andrew, obviously has mushroom nipples. Not a fan.
Jaz
——————————————

WON’T SHAG THEM BUT STILL RANKING THEM

Anthony
Ross
Paul
Miles
Aubrey

 

[Lucille]

You just know BRIAN would hold on to you ALL NIGHT and weep gently into your neck.

 

[Madison]

BRIAN

 

[Dark Carnival]

SENSITIVE BOY

 

[RS]

Not as cute without the glasses

 

[Lucille]

The cringe insta has me so hard tbh.

 

[PercyPig]

Simpering Brian
Andrew (but only in a muscle worship scenario)
Zack (giggly and cute. Would talk inbetween the fun which means you get to find out if he’s boyfriend material while also getting your rocks off)
Harry (Triga vibes)
Jonny
Jaz
Paul (in a hungover on a Sunday, it’s getting to 5pm, you’ve not had a sniff and he’s just messaged you “meet?” scenario)

 

[lolly]

Actually, I've just realised that Brian has a bit of Richard Arnold about him, so he's plummeted down my list.

 

[Lucille]

Aubrey is giving FEM TOP.

 

[RS]

He’s released some music it seems

 

[Lucille]

Need him so bad I fear.

 

[Madison]

This was his Spotify, but there’s no music on it anymore:

 

[RS]

Not available here either. It also says he’s had zero listeners this month.

 

[lolly]

Enjoy your next wanks, girls!

 

[Lucille]

I WILL!

 

[Madison]

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[Halli]

01 Harry
02 Anthony
03 Diane
04 Jaz
05 - no i can't with the rest