The Traitors Season 2 SHAG RANK

[whatisityoucantface]

Bunch of mingers this year


But yeah Brian.


Zack is a strong no

 

[BoysForSeles]

I think Harry and Brian, yes, Ross possibly after a bottle of wine.

 

[Marina Salty]

JONNY
JAZ
ANDREW
BRIAN
ZACK
PAUL
ROSS
ANTHONY
MILES
HARRY
AUBREY

 

[whatisityoucantface]

Bunch of mingers this year


But yeah Brian.


Zack is a strong no

Hold on, no, Brian's a fruit loop.

Claudia it is

 

[Lucille]

Brian's a fruit loop.

THAT’S. THE. POINT.

 

[Tisch]

Brian (not exaggerating or anything but he's one the best looking people I've seen on TV for a while )
Jonny
Anthony
Ross
Zack
Paul
Andrew
Miles
Aubrey (bet he'd treat you well though )

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Hold on, no, Brian's a fruit loop.

Claudia it is

THAT’S. THE. POINT.

We already have the DEFINITIVE POST on the matter.

Did no one else find Brian’s nervous breakdown quite SEXY!?

I have this fantasy where we’re having a dinner party together, and he completely FREAKS OUT because I’ve bought the wrong crisps, and he’s sobbing while plating up the snacks (dropping them EVERYWHERE, and screaming “YOU’VE RUINED IT”) and basically I have like 10 minutes to calm him down and suck him off before the guests arrive.

 

[Madison]

Please let your local admin know if you would like a Brian emoji.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

not exaggerating or anything but he's one the best looking people I've seen on TV for a while

Poor DADDY PIG

 

[Tisch]

Poor DADDY PIG

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To clarify, I mean only when talking about those who don't produce a perfectly SPHERICAL SHADOW

 

[Finn]

Nobody comes close to beautiful BMX Matt last year for face, or lovely himbo Aaron for body (specifally: arse), but I'd go -

Brian
Harry
Jaz
Jonny
Ross
Andrew
Anthony
Paul
Miles
Aubrey
Zack

Miles and Aubrey go above Zack because at least they'd know what they were doing.

Harry is that high despite my better judgement desperately trying to intervene.

 

[Tisch]

Please let your local admin know if you would like a Brian emoji.

I think we need to wait and see if he survives the next episode. We can't be doing with precious bandwidth being taken up by 4 episode no-hopers, even if they are beautiful

 

[Lucille]

Can we have a second Diane one though?

 

[Tisch]

:butrossis:

 

[jyxz]

Can we have a lunging one?

 

[Generic Account]

Jaz is very cute.

 

[Lucille]

Girl you gotta rank them all, you’re not getting away with not visualising being penetrated by Aubrey if we all had to do it.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

GIRLS, there's NINE (9) episodes to go. We'll build up our collection of Moopmojis, DONT WORRY

 

[Lucille]

 

[ZenGiraffe]

 

[Finn]

Some of us already have all the Moopmojis we need

Spoiler

 

[Generic Account]

I'm not sure who is who yet so it's hard to rank!

 

[Generic Account]

Oh you've put photos in the OP. Hold up

 

[Lucille]

Omg imagine a series of the traitors but all the contestants work at the Wimbledon branch of Hobbycraft.

 

[Generic Account]

1. Jaz
2. Ross
3. Brian
4. Paul
5. Jonny
6. Zack
7. Harry
8. Anthony
9. Miles
10. Anthony
11. Aubrey

 

[ZenGiraffe]

POOR AUBREY DIDN'T SURVIVE THE 80S FOR THIS

 

[Lucille]

POOR AUBREY DIDN'T SURVIVE THE 80S FOR THIS

He probably survived because nobody wanted to FUCK HIM THEN EITHER!

 

[ZenGiraffe]

He probably survived because nobody wanted to FUCK HIM THEN EITHER!

 

[jyxz]

 

[Halli]

Diane reminds me of Judy Murray

 

[BoysForSeles]

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The hair, the posture and well buttoned up sensible polo tee indicate these are not mere lunges but mental and physical preparation for something that will have definite, possibly terrible, consequences.

 

[Jacques]

Harry (I hate myself for it but I need to be true to how I feel)
Jonny
Brian
Ross
Jaz
Anthony
Zack
Paul
Miles
Andrew
Aubrey

 

[Lucille]

Re-doing the list in light of recent events.

JAZ (+2)
ZACK (+2)
BRIAN (-2)
JONNY (-2)
ROSS (+2)
HARRY (-)
PAUL (+1)
MILES (+1)
ANDREW (-4)
ANTHONY (-)
AUBREY (-)

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Jaz
Jonny
Brian
Andrew
Miles
Zack
Ross
Paul
Anthony
Aubrey

Harry

My only change would be moving Zack up to second. His WIDE MEMBER is a positive modifier

 

[Kratz]

Jaz
Brian (but imagine the post-coital panic attack)

That is all

 

[Finn]

Jaz (+2)
Brian (-1)
Harry (-1)
Jonny
Ross
Andrew
Anthony
Miles (+1)
Aubrey (+1)
Paul (-2)
Zack (-)

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Zack (-)

 

[Lucille]

Jaz (+2)
Brian (-1)
Harry (-1)
Jonny
Ross
Andrew
Anthony
Miles (+1)
Aubrey (+1)
Paul (-2)
Zack (-)

Aubrey 2 above Zack is wild! Zack’s dick probably weighs the same as Aubrey!

 

[Finn]

Aubrey would know what he's doing, is marginally more attractive than Zack, and I could play with Luther Vandross after

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Aubrey would know what he's doing, is marginally more attractive than Zack, and I could play with Luther Vandross after

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