What are you cooking 2024?

[big ron]

Couldnt be arsed so stir fried some veg in thai green curry paste, tofu, brown rice, speinkled with chopped nuts nd chilli. Bosh or something else insufferable food pricks say.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Looks nicer than the Thai Green stir fry Mr Ag made tonight.

 

[big ron]

Jerk fish, Jamaican grains and salad. Nice but I used the inferior jerk seasoning and didnt realise we had Dunns River and in.

 

[big ron]

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Kefir, goji berries, chia seeds and almonds which I had to slither myself like a PEASANT.

Bit of honey because its Thursday and I’m high as fuck.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I did the chicken thing from last week. Still just as good.

 

[Indie]

Halloumi, salad and sweet chilli sauce on a homemade flatbread (with packet lentils because it was Thursday and ain't nobody got time for that)

 

[big ron]

Are they the Merchant ones? Thats my go to can't be arsed range of healthy pulses and shit.

 

[big ron]

I just had two cold soft boiled eggs and a strong black coffee. Kind of feel like smoking a cig would cap that meal off nicely, if I smoked.

 

[Indie]

Are they the Merchant ones? Thats my go to can't be arsed range of healthy pulses and shit.

Gym kitchen. Because protein makes the world go around.

 

[big ron]

Gym kitchen. Because protein makes the world go around.

GAINS

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Not remotely challenging, because winter weekend mornings are for the classics. Air fryer jacket potatoes really are the tits.

 

[Carla12]

I decided to start a new life and go on a diet in the new year, who is with me?

 

[big ron]

I decided to start a new life and go on a diet in the new year, who is with me?

Cum diet?

 

[RJN]

Cum diet?

perfect since it’s keto too

 

[big ron]

perfect since it’s keto too

But is it vegan?

 

[RJN]

But is it vegan?

it’s a grey area like honey. Some vegans won’t eat it but some do since they produce it anyway

 

[big ron]

it’s a grey area like honey. Some vegans won’t eat it but some do since they produce it anyway

Weird that vegans will eat horse cum but I support @Carla12 with her diet. You go girl!

 

[Jocasta Clun]

I decided to start a new life and go on a diet in the new year, who is with me?

Oh ME @Carla12 DARLING! I've STUFFED Mr Clun's corpse in the SHED, held up the COOP and am EN ROUTE to BOLIVIA as I TYPE! And NO MORE DAIRY FOR ME!

 

[big ron]

Never mind carla12s high protein jizz platter. Here is a harrisa roast chicken

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Never mind carla12s high protein jizz platter. Here is a harrisa roast chicken

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Is it meant to look so burnt?

 

[big ron]

Its charred but only the outer marinade, like tandoori. The skin was crispy and the chicken was proper juicy. You had the taste of the char, the smoky marinade on the skin and then the lemon cut through the lot. It was fucking amazing.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I decided to start a new life and go on a diet in the new year, who is with me?

2025?

 

[Indie]

Keeping it simple with a carbonara tonight.

YES I USED CREAM BUT I DON'T CARE BECAUSE I'M IN CHARGE

 

[AGinAg (37)]

This was nice, different, unusual. Would definitely make again. A very simple chicken tagine, with carrots, onion, ginger, honey and turmeric.

 

[big ron]

Im liking the cut on the carrot, id have just defaulted to rounds

 

[big ron]

Had some of sundays marinade left over so had it again tonight, was even tastier today as is often the case

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Im liking the cut on the carrot, id have just defaulted to rounds

I kinda default to sticks, they're just a bit more pleasurable. I rarely do rounds unless the recipe requires it.

But they were so soft, they worked well length ways.

 

[Music]

Ham lasagne

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Ham lasagne

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Did you replace the layers of mince with HAM?

You have both my respect AND disgust.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

DOUBLE LASAGNE POST.

 

[big ron]

I kinda default to sticks, they're just a bit more pleasurable. I rarely do rounds unless the recipe requires it.

But they were so soft, they worked well length ways.

I roast carrots halved and longways, fucks all over boiled rounds, deffos doing them in the next liquid based dish

 

[Music]

Did you replace the layers of mince with HAM?

You have both my respect AND disgust.

YES! It is honestly so good. My dad’s Italian and it’s actually a dish that he would have had growing up there.

 

[Suedehead]

Did you replace the layers of mince with HAM?

You have both my respect AND disgust.

Nigella’s Calabrian lasagne is delicious!!

 

[big ron]

I don't often miss dead pig but a ham lasagne sounds like some 10/10 munchies food.

 

[big ron]

I fucking LOVE lasagne.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Lasagne is God Tier food. We do a low fat one, which frankly is just as good. I say we, it's very much Mr Ag's speciality. Except for the time he was drunk and made an inedible extra spicy one.

 

[Suedehead]

Lasagne is just another level.
And I know it's inauthentic blah blah but you can't miss the British remix with our sides of salad, garlic bread and (sometimes if I'm really naughty) CHIPS.

 

[Suedehead]

It's in Nigellissima and I make it often if anyone wants the recipe:

Quick Calabrian Lasagne

I do realize that a dish that needs an hour in the oven, might not, at first glance, seem to qualify for the epithet "quick", but I'm not trying to pull a fast one. All things are relative, and what makes this recipe feel so speedy is that there is no white sauce - with its roux and patient...

www.nigella.com

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Chips with Lasagne is WRONG and I judge people harshly who partake.

 

[Indie]

Chips with Lasagne is WRONG and I judge people harshly who partake.

It is very wrong.

(That said, if I was served it with chips in a pub i'd still use them to mop up the sauce)