Melodifestivalen 2024: Deltävling Three (Växjö)

[tommie]

THAT WAS AMAZING

 

[Lucille]

EXCEPTIONAL!!!

 

[VoR]

If that wins the heat

 

[Madison]

Is it the last song already? Jesus.

 

[FetchFugly]

Fucking hell

 

[ButterTart]

From a song so shit it’s even beneath my attention to this arsehole.

 

[Lucille]

She is doing FUCK ALL and the song is CRAP!

THAT’S. THE. POINT.

 

[HalamaK]

Her heart was lighting up faster than LIAMOO's

 

[Suomi]

In this song
The message rings
Let’s rise above
And spread our wings

 

[VoR]

I do respect that all the Tattoo money hasn't swayed Cazzi's commitment to styling herself like a gay version of the haunted doll from What We Do In The Shadows.

 

[ButterTart]

THAT’S. THE. POINT.

The depths to which Moopy is prepared to sink in order to condone awful women never ceases to amaze me.

 

[Dark Carnival]

HI GIRLS

 

[Lucille]

Zorra already did the keyhole staging babes!

 

[Soldi]

The depths to which Moopy is prepared to sink in order to condone awful women never ceases to amaze me.

Don’t tell me you wouldn’t be pissing with excitement if it had been MAXINE CARR.

 

[FetchFugly]

The audience already sound keen on Cazzi.

 

[VoR]

This is lovely

 

[Madison]

Go west…

 

[Lucille]

Don’t tell me you wouldn’t be pissing with excitement if it had been MAXINE CARR.

Wait I thought that was who was on now?

 

[Dark Carnival]

That wig is thirsty mama

 

[Dark Carnival]

Awful outfit

 

[ButterTart]

Cazzi (82) has managed to find a song even more inconsequential and lightweight than I Can’t Get Enough. This is like listening to a cloud.

 

[Lucille]

She’s just NOT VERY LIKEABLE is she?

 

[D5K]

I need those gloves

 

[Lucille]

I hated it, sorry.

 

[Dark Carnival]

She’s just NOT VERY LIKEABLE is she?

I don’t know who she is, but indeed I don’t like her!

 

[ButterTart]

Don’t tell me you wouldn’t be pissing with excitement if it had been MAXINE CARR.

Don’t you disrespect La Carr. Her cover of Bad Babysitter is timeless.

 

[FetchFugly]

The struggle on every BREAK was getting wearying by the end.

 

[Lucille]

Rooting for JACQLINE and QUEEN GUNNY tonight.

 

[VoR]

Well I loved that.

 

[ILL ADVISED]

She’s so adorable. Loved it

 

[Soldi]

Yeah Jacqline was much better.

 

[Madison]

Jacqiline
La Gunilla
Klaudy
Cesarion
Cazzie Opiea
Clara

 

[VoR]

Cazzi
Jacqline
Clara
La Gunilla
Klaudy
Kim

 

[HalamaK]

Caroline interviewing Klaudy:
"I need hair styling tips. Should've go full bush or cleaned shaved?"

 

[ButterTart]

I want Jacequckqylyenne and Clara DTF and I honestly don’t care which of the other four get through as long as they don’t reach the final.

 

[Lucille]

Gunny
Brackie
Klara
The boys
Cazzi

 

[VoR]

Moopy quasi-ironically getting behind it I can understand, but I am genuinely bewildered by the massive crowd love for Gunilla.

 

[HalamaK]

DTF:
Gunny
La Gunilla

AC:
Cazzi
Effortless

 

[tommie]

I'm sorry, but I think Klara bombed this. She had a rough start plus really does seem like an attempt to re-create her greatest hit (which rarely goes well).

 

[VoR]

They've paid Linda Bengtzing dust for DECADES and they're suddenly unifying behind that TALENTLESS BAG OF BONES?

MAKE IT MAKE SENSE!