Melodifestivalen 2024: Deltävling Four (Eskilstuna)

[ZenGiraffe]

Dotter's man needs a beard

 

[VoR]

LOL, did Danny flounce off or something that they have to put in this extra filler?

They need time to re-attach the last guy to his CPAP.

 

[Lucille]

Is she saving her voice for her winner’s reprise

 

[ButterTart]

Scarlet being quite sweet and giggly threatens to ruin the illusion somewhat.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Yes, the zip placement is the most important thing...

 

[FetchFugly]

Yes that outfit looks so much better for those adjustments.

 

[tommie]

Is she saving her voice for her winner’s reprise

Moopy needs an optimistic rating...

 

[Dark Carnival]

Danny, I would!

 

[Lucille]

He’s giving plasterer you catch pissing in your kitchen sink.

 

[ButterTart]

There's a Brexit Means Brexit energy about R Dan.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Danny, I would!

 

[AGinAg (37)]

On not bisexual porn.

 

[Tisch]

Did the host just reference THIS

 

[Lucille]

WE ALL WOULD don’t even pretend!

 

[tommie]

Did the host just reference THIS

Apparently Danny wakes up every day saying "I'm feeling good, I'm feeling awesome".

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Are they off to a JUMBLE SALE?

 

[ZenGiraffe]

WE ALL WOULD don’t even pretend!

Only if he cried after

 

[Tisch]

Apparently Danny wakes up every day saying "I'm feeling good, I'm feeling awesome".

Well he and the host are also eternally online gay men in their mid-late 30s, WHO KNEW?

 

[ZenGiraffe]

 

[ButterTart]

Did the host just reference THIS

It was the last song he entered MF with as long as you ignore Dandi Dansa, which is the way I choose to live.

 

[Tisch]

It was the last song he entered MF with as long as you ignore Dandi Dansa, which is the way I choose to live.

I can't ignore it, I do the fuckin' macarena most days

 

[Dark Carnival]

Basic as shit

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I quite like this cheap shit.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

The decision to have no dancers was monumentally stupid

 

[tommie]

EDM banger ten years out of date with Danny swinging around like a drunk bro in the club.

 

[VoR]

Testing out wallpaper swatches in real time wouldn't have been my first choice for a staging gimmick for this...

 

[Tisch]

It's boppy, but it has all the lyrical prowess of a Victor Crone leftover

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Oh, the staging fell over. Deliberately.

 

[VoR]

What a LIMP FINISH

 

[ButterTart]

I'm enjoying it but it does feel like Dave the builder doing Don't You Worry Child at karaoke night down the local.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Not a Daddy.

 

[Tisch]

WILL MELLOR that's who I'm getting from this

 

[FetchFugly]

The dancing was something but I'd take the song over most of his MF efforts.

 

[auretz]

Like the past decade never happened I’m a sucker for dated dance music, so I liked it, but I’m not sure it’s a winner

 

[AGinAg (37)]

WILL MELLOR that's who I'm getting from this

The bad drag?

 

[Lucille]

What a LIMP FINISH

Quite how I imagine a COKED UP fumble with Danny to end.

 

[ButterTart]

Melodifestivalen has repeatedly let me to believe two things in the past few years:

1. Swedish men cannot dance
2. Swedish men with uptempo songs are required by law to dance alone on stage to drive home point 1.

 

[Kala]

That was alright for what it was. I think he’ll probably win the semi. But undeservedly.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Was this the best semi so far?

Because OH DEAR if so

 

[win_the_game]

There was a whiff of Christian dance bop about that Danny song/performance.