Austria 2024: Kaleen - We Will Rave

[funky]

ANYWAY.

 

[Kratz]

OH MY GOD

I like how it just does not let up!

 

[Tisch]

@ZenGiraffe danke

Me rn:

 

[Kratz]

That feels like a 200 point plus televote

(Croatia and Finland DEAD)

 

[ButterTart]

FUCKING CHRISTING SHITTING FUCK HOW THE FUCK HAS HUMANITY COPED FOR THIS LONG WITHOUT THIS SONG

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Oh my God that is truly awful

Delete yourself,

 

[win_the_game]

I stand with @Funky.

This sounds DATED as hell.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

It's RETRO
It's THROWBACK
It's PARTY

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I stand with @Funky.

This sounds DATED as hell.

Delete yourself,

 

[Lucille]

THAT’S. THE. POINT.

 

[Tisch]

We can't even call it gay hyperbole, we've got famous mega straight Buttertart on our side, and he only likes strong hetero vibes like Smash Into Pieces and Mall.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

I can't believe I share digital oxygen with these NAYSAYERS

 

[OutSynk]

KAHLEAN (SP?) FORUM NOW

 

[Lucille]

I can’t even at the thought of this with LASERS, CHOREOGRAPHY, and EXCITING FASHIONS.

 

[Suomi]

I stand with @Funky.

This sounds DATED as hell.

A second negative post about We Will Rave has just hit the Eurovision forum

 

[Penelope]

Just can't stop thinking about the time @Suomi abandoned a results show he was hosting halfway through to go clubbing

 

[ButterTart]

We can't even call it gay hyperbole, we've got famous mega straight Buttertart on our side, and he only likes strong hetero vibes like Smash Into Pieces and Mall.

There's nothing gay about this song at all. It's TASTEFUL, UNDERSTATED and NUANCED, which are concepts I definitely don't associate with any of the homosexuals I know.

 

[Alla]

When the live version doesn't live up to the studio one and they do a Pia Maria not qualifying for the final, dear god the Moopy meltdown.

 

[OutSynk]

24 minutes until it's on Spotify here.

 

[Penelope]

I REALLY DO think Annikafiore should be onstage in the backdrop at all times during the performance recreating this exact pose

 

[Bypass]

I've heard it in full...top 5

 

[ButterTart]

24 minutes until it's on Spotify here.

omg you think you're so much better than us.

 

[OutSynk]

omg you think you're so much better than us.

 

[Lucille]

When the live version doesn't live up to the studio one and they do a Pia Maria not qualifying for the final, dear god the Moopy meltdown.

Kala’s LEAKED VIDEO from the internal selection he rigged, suggests she can DANCE and do LIVE VOCALS.

 

[Penelope]

And has MULTIPLE backing dancers capable of moves that LITERALLY DEFY NEWTONIAN PHYSICS

 

[Alla]

Kala’s LEAKED VIDEO

The evolution from Police Kala to Ilegal Kala

 

[Tisch]

When the live version doesn't live up to the studio one and they do a Pia Maria not qualifying for the final, dear god the Moopy meltdown.

@ZenGiraffe can we implement a ban on this kind of common sense post please?

 

[OutSynk]

The INTERNATIONAL IMPLICATIONS that this could have if they actually pulled it off on stage.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Is this NOT ON UK SPOTIFY YET or have I gone BLIND!?

 

[Kratz]

Is this NOT ON UK SPOTIFY YET or have I gone BLIND!?

I can’t see it!

Neither is Cyprus!

 

[Alla]

I can’t see it!

Neither is Cyprus!

I can

 

[Kratz]

I can

Oh they literally just added it!

 

[Alla]

Well I obviously like this dated 90s eurodance forgotten track, but how is this winning, Moopy?

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Well I obviously like this dated 90s eurodance forgotten track, but how is this winning, Moopy?

Because it's the best song to ever arrive on Earth

 

[OutSynk]

Well I obviously like this dated 90s eurodance forgotten track, but how is this winning, Moopy?

 

[Alla]

Because it's the best song to ever arrive on Earth

Playing UK now and it's much better than this dated hot shit. Sorry.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Playing UK now and it's much better than this dated hot shit. Sorry.

In WHAT WORLD!?

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Also:

THAT’S. THE. POINT.

 

[Alla]

In WHAT WORLD!?

Planet Earth.

 

[VoR]