Kylie in the studio with Joel Corry

[Eddie]

Also:

 

[Penelope]

Corry x Kylie feels like a HIT

 

[Jark]

Also:

GET A JOB! STAY AWAY FROM HER!!!

 

[Eddie]

I don't mind her association with Joel Corry if it's just to fill out the Tension re-release. Not for a new album though.

I strongly suspect one of the un-named collaborators is Mark Ronson given that they recently started following each other

 

[Penelope]

 

[VoR]

That Lionheart song with Tom Grennan has been my SECRET SHAME for quite some time now.

 

[Pipo]

That Lionheart song with Tom Grennan has been my SECRET SHAME for quite some time now.

Nothing to be ashamed of! It hits hard to be honest.

 

[Pipo]

JOEL CORRY TOP 10 NOW

 

[VoR]

I genuinely think it should have been our home-ground Eurovision entry!

 

[Eddie]

Why has this been split from the other thread? Just asking.

 

[Eddie]

It suggests I created a thread about Joel Corry and I ABSOLUTELY DID NOT!

 

[VoR]

Why has this been split from the other thread? Just asking.

Because it's quite a big collaboration which will most likely wind up being a single. Seemed a bit wasted in 'Random Kylie 2024'.

 

[Eddie]

Didn’t Rita Ora collaborate with him just a few months ago though?

 

[Pipo]

Didn’t Rita Ora collaborate with him just a few months ago though?

Rita Ora has become chart poison (Out now!) for a couple of years now though.

 

[SystemAddict]

Kylie doing an Alice Deejay style toe-tapper would be quite the treat.



Dannii’s Queen of Clubs crown in danger of being SNATCHED.

 

[Eddie]

I don’t want happy bops. I want dark, edgy Padam-like numbers that in the words of @Jark, serve CUNT.

 

[jyxz]

I thought this was the Sea Shanty person. Is that Joel somebody?

God I feel old.

 

[jyxz]

Oh that’s not even a Joel. It’s a Nathan.

Euthanasia now plz

 

[Pipo]

I don’t want happy bops. I want dark, edgy Padam-like numbers that in the words of @Jark, serve CUNT.

These might not serve full C*NT but do serve a bit of COOCHIE!

 

[VoR]

Her 2024 Higher is coming.



(Watch her getting replaced by Doja Cat for the Radio 1 Edit)

 

[Eddie]

Whatever happened to Taio Cruz?

 

[Jark]

traumatic skilift accident

 

[Penelope]

I don’t want happy bops. I want dark, edgy Padam-like numbers that in the words of @Jark, serve CUNT.

at serving cunt being "in the words of Jark"

 

[VoR]

Looks like a single is imminent…

 

[Jark]

fucking keep it

 

[funky]

I want dark, edgy Padam-like numbers

So, you’re all just going to walk by this comment like it never happened?

 

[Eddie]

So, you’re all just going to walk by this comment like it never happened?

??

 

[Eddie]

At least it seems like this is meant for some sort of Tension re-release and not a proper new album.

 

[funky]

I’m just gagged at Padam being dark and edgy!

 

[Jark]

it's relatively edgy by Kylie's mostly quite sanitised recent standards, in Edwina's defence

 

[funky]

Honestly after Dua Lipa’s trip hop album I’m excited for what’s next

Praying for that Alcazar x Aphex Twin collab

 

[Joseph]

It’s no Massive Attack but…

 

[Eddie]

it's relatively edgy by Kylie's mostly quite sanitised recent standards

This.

 

[funky]

Still love you Eddie despite your benchmark for edgy music

 

[Pipo]

I Want Kylie to be basic, rubbish and GAY. Why on Earth is funky asking for dark and experimental when we have Dua, Grimes, COBRAH and Camila Cabello for that

 

[Pingu]

Isn't this a Joel Corry single featuring Kylie as opposed to anything related to Tension?

 

[Pipo]

I think it's a bit too late for anything TENSION-related. Silly KYlie not releasing Vegas High was a mistake

 

[Joseph]

Vegas High would have been an easy cash grab. Montage vid from the Vegas show, some remixes for the girls and 28 vinyl editions for the obsessives.

 

[funky]

I Want Kylie to be basic, rubbish and GAY. Why on Earth is funky asking for dark and experimental when we have Dua, Grimes, COBRAH and Camila Cabello for that

I’m not asking for it! Apparently she’s already given it to us!

PADAM! (Dub remix featuring Rage Against The Machine)

 

[Joseph]

Kelly Minnow - Heart Shaped Padam (Courtney Love Could Never ThunderDub Extended Radio Edit Mixshow Vocal Dub)