
After a lovely day yesterday, I missed a call about work this morning. And then I was awoken to discover they're digging up the front of our house today to lay new gas pipes so I've evacuated to my parents house. I have no interest in that shit.
Stuck with my father, as mother dearest is off out on a social. Gonna slap some Eurovision songs for him on for the boomer review (he enjoys Eurovision, I'm not just being terrible).
YEAH ME TOO.
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DO YOU WANT A JOB AT RON INDUSTRIES?
Well it never gets better. He's playing Wordle at the moment, so right now fine.How is your Dad doing? Am I right in saying he has Alzheimer’s/dementia?
Well it never gets better. He's playing Wordle at the moment, so right now fine.
He's the least bad I've seen him for a while. I think he gets overwhelmed at bigger family gatherings.
It's not going especially fast I have to say. On balance I'd say it's better that he's alive and knows who we all are.Yes I have been through it a lot with family over the years. It’s the long goodbye. It seems like it is progressing quite slowly which I’m not sure if that is a good or bad thing? How is your mum coping?
It's not going especially fast I have to say. On balance I'd say it's better that he's alive and knows who we all are.
My mum struggles, she has a plethora of physical issues herself. She seems to have got her shit together recently, so that's positive. Although my brother going through cancer in China doesn't help.
I am enjoying retirement RONALD. Clothes shopping, liquid lunches and cock.![]()
Morning Moopy.
I'm off today and have so far changed the bedding, done the washing and cleaned the flat.
Now it's time for Home and Away.
Also I think one of my friends is ignoring me because I told her my mum wouldn't be able to give her and her sister a lift to something we're all going to because my mum's car is tiny and old and can't really have more than 1 person in the back. Plus they're both super large.
I guess I'm the bad guy tho![]()
I didn't even fat shame, I just said "my mum's car can't take 2 people in the back". And then I may have said "and your sister is particularly large"...but only because my friend is always saying how huge she is, I mean we're talking a size 28-30, my mum only has a Fiat 500.OH RACHEY NOT FAT SHAMING
I didn't even fat shame, I just said "my mum's car can't take 2 people in the back". And then I may have said "and your sister is particularly large"...but only because my friend is always saying how huge she is, I mean we're talking a size 28-30, my mum only has a Fiat 500.
My landlord has returned my full deposit from the old flat with no complaints![]()
I've decided I want to go live and work on a remote island, like Lundy, or one off of Scotland.
I wonder how hard it is to apply![]()
1) Why not?1) You don't
2) Very
Have you been to Lundy? I had a day there about 20 years ago. That was enough for several lifetimes.I've decided I want to go live and work on a remote island, like Lundy, or one off of Scotland.
I wonder how hard it is to apply![]()
I am feeling somewhat human for the first time in two weeks, seems like I came down with a MYSTERY BUG which when I described the symptoms to my mother she concluded that I was going through menopause.
The sun's out and I've had a sexy haircut so my mood's completely lifted (although Iguana seems to be coming down with it now or course![]()

I rarely caught anything when spawn was little, nor did Mr F, we used to put it down to the prison germs and school germs making us stronger but now all I have to do is look at a buboe-ridden rugrat the wrong way and I'm ill for weeks!Welcome to the world of never ending bugs the children bring home from school![]()
BarelyIsn't Lundy just a decaying old lighthouse and WIND? Is there even 3G?