London Mayoral Election: 2 May 2024

[big ron]

Ah yes, the woke met police.

 

[octophone]

Ah yes, the woke met police.

Famously woke. Not at all full of racists, rapists and thugs.

 

[octophone]

This horrifyingly pale rat-faced array of absolute CUNTS!

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I would boot every single one of these people in the face for a laugh.

 

[octophone]

Oh, Britain First's "office" is Unit 100....at a branch of Mail Boxes Etc.

 

[Kate]

There do seem to be a load of people OBSESSED with ULEZ. As a non-driver of course I couldn't give a flying fuck. You live in a city with a massive and for all its flaws still EXCELLENT public transport system, stop fucking moaning about your stupid vroom-vroom machine.

 

[Lucille]

My Dad is OBSESSED with it and lives in Yorkshire and never comes to London!!!

 

[octophone]

There do seem to be a load of people OBSESSED with ULEZ. As a non-driver of course I couldn't give a flying fuck. You live in a city with a massive and for all its flaws still EXCELLENT public transport system, stop fucking moaning about your stupid vroom-vroom machine.

But busses are for PLEBS! It's bad enough living in Zone 5 without having to commune with the proles. My massive all-terrain climatefucker is how people know I'm IMPORTANT.

 

[Kate]

Plus we can’t POSSIBLY make little Orlando WALK the seven minutes to school! He’s such a delicate flower!

 

[Kratz]

Of course I wouldn’t DEIGN to take public transport other than a taxi but the reality is ULEZ impacts only a very small percentage of vehicles anyway.

 

[ILL ADVISED]

 

[funky]

Go IN Sadiq.

 

[Lucille]

Help I’m getting so many targeted ads for Susan Hall, is this because I moved to the borough of Croydon?

 

[Finn]

I expect your google searches and online behaviour patterns have profiled you as Tory-leaning

 

[Kratz]

This is next week, I am in LA, and I don’t have a postal vote. I hope Susan doesn’t lose by ONE!

 

[ILL ADVISED]

Imagine!!

Can’t be true

 

[Iguana]

I'll eat my ID card if it's true

 

[Finn]

Imagine!!

Can’t be true

 

[GNL]

Oopth wrong thread.

 

[funky]

Is this more telling of what the election would be like? Where Reform are mildly popular but only come 2nd or 3rd everywhere and don't take many seats, and Labour sweep up?

 

[funky]

The ES sounding typically desperate.

London mayor race electrified by final poll with Khan lead over Hall smallest so far

Exclusive: Savanta survey for Centre for London put Labour mayor on 42 per cent and Tory candidate 32 per cent

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They always try and soften their bias outside of elections but they give no fucks when it comes to providing a running commentary that Tories are best for London when it's time to vote.

 

[Finn]

 

[octophone]

Aye, piss off hen. Join Shaun Bailey in the skip of broken Tory dreams and I hope the rats start with your eyes.

 

[ILL ADVISED]

 

[funky]

That's gross.

*rewatches AI video of Trump being skewered by a Tesla*