Saturday and the air is not getting hot

[Inner Smile]

Well not ere anyway. Pray for us Northerners

All two of us

 

[Star]

Morning!

 

[Dark Carnival]

It’s not even 10 am

 

[Jark]

hello. what is Beyoncé's Super Trouper? is she really an era defining star? and has she had any hits without Jay-Z? I never hear her on Radio 4.

 

[Lucille]

Off work for the next 10 days.

 

[Jark]

it's Kingsday in the Netherlands today and for the first time I'm SELLING ON A STALL outside my friend's cute new home. even the much threatened rain looks like it may have decided to wait until we're done

afterwards we will party but at least for three hours I'll have a nice respectable day in my lil' orange tee

 

[Lucille]

What are you selling? ASS?

 

[Jark]

What are you selling? ASS?

and literature. I'm multi faceted

 

[Sheena]

Morning

I am supposed to have an allotment day today but I went out for dinner and ended up getting home after midnight and actually all I want to do is stay in bed. Mr Sheena is smug as he went home at 9ish and is at the gym.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Off work for the next 10 days.

But who’s gonna dress Rolly now?

 

[big ron]

it's Kingsday in the Netherlands today and for the first time I'm SELLING ON A STALL outside my friend's cute new home. even the much threatened rain looks like it may have decided to wait until we're done

afterwards we will party but at least for three hours I'll have a nice respectable day in my lil' orange tee

Kingsday looks like a really good party.

 

[Star]

Why is it so freaking cold? Had planned to have a picnic for lunch but now we're sitting in the car eating it.

 

[Lucille]

The fact we’ve had ONE good day of weather this year and I was in fucking SWEDEN when it happened.

 

[Soldi]

The fact the weather is going to be better in Malmö than it is here

 

[Lucille]

I don’t know if I can take much more cruelty.

 

[big ron]

Dont worry, I’m going to spain in the morning and its pissing it down there too

 

[big ron]

I was promised global warming and got global dampening

 

[lolly]

I'm only here for ISLE OF WIGHT FUDGE WAR NEWS

 

[jivafox]

Yeah come on Rachey have you petrol bombed their front windows yet

 

[big ron]

Yeah rachey BALLY UP GIRL

 

[Lucille]

I can’t wait till we’re all interviewed on the 6 part Netflix series about this when it’s all over.

“In retrospect the frying pan incident should’ve warned us about what they were capable of. … None of us could’ve imagined what happened next… I still see the marble table, stained red, in my nightmares”

 

[RJN]

I’m very early to the airport but I’m on my way to New York

 

[Madison]

How will you spend your time at the airport?

 

[AGinAg (37)]

How will you spend your time at the airport?

GLORY HOLES

 

[lolly]

I can’t wait till we’re all interviewed on the 6 part Netflix series about this when it’s all over.

“In retrospect the frying pan incident should’ve warned us about what they were capable of. … None of us could’ve imagined what happened next… I still see the marble table, stained red, in my nightmares”

Totally here for Rachey being played by Suranne Jones in a dramatisation. You can totally imagine her bludgeoning someone to death with a fudge paddle.

And possibly Jane Danson for Mandy

 

[RJN]

How will you spend your time at the airport?

Reading the Moopy thread on Israel-Gaza of course. And glory holes if I have time

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Reading the Moopy thread on Israel-Gaza of course. And glory holes if I have time

Why is the former even being considered when the latter is on the table?

 

[dmlaw]

Why is the former even being considered when the latter is on the table?

Well, one of them will leave you feeling grubby and disgusted with yourself, but with the other you get your cock sucked.

 

[Lucille]

Get yourself to the airport bar to have an intensely profound chat with a stranger for 30 minutes.

 

[Madison]

Find yourself a nice closeted Senator in the bathroom.

 

[RJN]

you’re all correct. I’m on the hunt for Lindsey Graham’s dick

 

[Inner Smile]

Is COB going to return? I really miss him on here

 

[GNL]

Totally here for Rachey being played by Suranne Jones in a dramatisation. You can totally imagine her bludgeoning someone to death with a fudge paddle.

And possibly Jane Danson for Mandy

I hope there's a suitably dramatic role left for Sheridan Smith to sink her teeth into.

 

[big ron]

My god the Trafford Centre is shit. My idea of hell and there isnt even anything good to buy to balance out the pain.

 

[Joseph]

I can’t muster the energy to get around. I may lay in bed ALL DAY

 

[Soldi]

My god the Trafford Centre is shit. My idea of hell and there isnt even anything good to buy to balance out the pain.

In the four and a bit years I’ve lived here I’ve NEVER BEEN and don’t intend on changing that.

 

[big ron]

In the four and a bit years I’ve lived here I’ve NEVER BEEN and don’t intend on changing that.

I only went as Ron Jr wanted go hang out with his mates and so I needed to make sure he got there and back. He knows the way now, if he gets mugged he gets mugged

 

[jivafox]

I was so hungover today I went to the shop in my pyjamas

 

[jyxz]

I was so hungover today I went to the shop in my pyjamas

 

[AlgoAlex]

In the four and a bit years I’ve lived here I’ve NEVER BEEN and don’t intend on changing that.

It's UTTER HELL, AVOID