UK General Election 2024 - July 4th (1 Viewer)

[ZenGiraffe]

Is she in RUTHERGLEN?

 

[ZenGiraffe]

My synpathies

 

[VoR]

Starmer got the memo and giving his statement indoors.

 

[funky]

OMG that was the best episode of The Thick Of It that I’ve ever watched

 

[funky]

apparently the 4th July date is something cynically tied to students not being at home in key battlegrounds like Uxbridge or SOMETHING

I didn’t really understand it

Sounds more like there was leadership battles afoot and Richi Rich decided he was going out on his own terms!

(Wet)

 

[Lucille]

It's even funnier/sadder from this angle

Hem your trousers you vile little dwarf.

 

[Lucille]

VERY THIS.

 

[Jark]

it was an expensive drink though and that bitch wants a return on his spending

 

[Mugatu]

You will never be her, Rishi

 

[Lucille]

Rishi first needs to deal with his INNER SABATEUR.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

BBC reshowing the whole glorious mess

 

[ILL ADVISED]

When do we get the manifestos?

 

[funky]

I really can’t wait for the pictures in the papers tomorrow. Left wing papers having a field day. Right wing papers furiously utilising photoshop to avoid Rishi looking like he’s doing a storm report for the Weather Channel

 

[ILL ADVISED]

Also surely he could have announced indoors? It’s like they want him to look as shit as possible

 

[funky]

We should have a sweep on which rag uses the best RAINSTORM analogy

 

[dmlaw]

Rishi Sunak getting piss wet through whilst announcing an election that he’s going to lose. I think I may have detected a metaphor.

 

[ILL ADVISED]

There is going to be a flurry of Tories stepping down now too surely

 

[octophone]

VERY THIS.

Maybe he's hoping people will remember that rather than Eat Out To Help Out, the superspreader event which he personally created and implemented, killing thousands of people.

 

[GNL]

Also surely he could have announced indoors? It’s like they want him to look as shit as possible

I guess they don't want to use that briefing room where the Party Gate scandal started anymore. Sad!

 

[win_the_game]

apparently the 4th July date is something cynically tied to students not being at home in key battlegrounds like Uxbridge or SOMETHING

It's also the first week of the school summer holidays in Scotland when loads of families will be abroad. They might be hoping it will suppress the Labour vote up here where Starmer needs to pick up seats.

 

[ILL ADVISED]

 

[big ron]

I assume it was professional brexit botherer Steve Bray blasting out D:REAM?

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I assume it was professional brexit botherer Steve Bray blasting out D:REAM?

Yup

 

[big ron]

Give that man an OBE

 

[octophone]

 

[big ron]

 

[big ron]

Worth it

 

[Mugatu]

Heard Sir John Curtice is going to bank all the money he makes this election to get his hair and teeth done

 

[Madison]

4 July 2024 is also in the middle of Euro 2024. Between the Round of 16 and the quarter finals. The whole campaign might be based on good weather and England (and to a lesser extend Scotland) not getting knocked out early.

 

[ILL ADVISED]

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Are we ready to have Peter Cunnah on TV again?

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Are we ready to have Peter Cunnah on TV again?

In at #51 in iTunes

 

[Lucille]

I guess they don't want to use that briefing room where the Party Gate scandal started anymore. Sad!

Omg did they just SCRAP that whole room in the end?

 

[Madison]

 

[Lucille]

Imagine having kids who know the whole country HATES YOU, how do you discipline them, I’d be throwing the polling numbers in his face any time he spoke OUT OF TURN!

 

[lolly]

 

[lolly]

Is it just me who has been nursing a semi for a couple of hours?

 

[octophone]

If the polls are accurate then shares in Kleenex are going to go ballistic on 5th July.

 

[lolly]

That photo is totally his Ed Miliband bacon sandwich moment, but in an even more delicious WOKE VEGAN version, isn't it?

 

[Lucille]

Damp little diddler.