What were your FAVOURITE TORY GOVERNMENT MOMENTS?

[Lucille]

I mean the whole sorry saga did wreck the economy, our living standards and usher in the rise of the far-right, but you can’t say we didn’t have CONTENT!

 

[Ellie]

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Few romances of our lifetime have been this beautiful.

 

[GNL]

When all the pro-EU Tories joined forces with the most right wing Labour MPs to form 'TIG: Change UK', launched it in Nandos, and all lost their seats.

 

[GNL]

That one day when we had a live tracker of every Tory cabinet member abandoning Boris, culminating in him firing Michael Gove

 

[Lucille]

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Michael Gove clubbing alone.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Mad Nads showing off a gentler side

 

[Lucille]

Who’s got that video of her absolutely steaming being interviewed in the lobby of the commons?

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Who’s got that video of her absolutely steaming being interviewed in the lobby of the commons?

Have a GREATEST HITS

 

[Lucille]

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I hadn't realised Boris actually went to Peppa Pig World.

 

[VoR]

Nadine holding her constituency hostage for WEEKS while she tried to get her peerage was quite the treat.

 

[jivafox]

 

[VoR]

 

[octophone]

I loved when they all started standing like prime Ronaldo about to smash a free kick top bins. I did this while waiting for the train earlier to assert my dominance.

This was the weirdest era. All the Tories standing like they'd been dropped from a gantry and landed awkwardly.

 

[octophone]

Mad Nads showing off a gentler side

The empty bookshelves the "what the fuck's it got to do with you, ya shithouse" attitude. Epic.

 

[Penelope]

Oh it really HAS TO BE THIS

 

[Penelope]

That one day when we had a live tracker of every Tory cabinet member abandoning Boris, culminating in him firing Michael Gove

With this a CLOSE SECOND

 

[Penelope]

Oh and the time Theresa May called an election to get a bigger majority and then ended up losing HAVING A MAJORITY AT ALL

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Oh and the time Theresa May called an election to get a bigger majority and then ended up losing HAVING A MAJORITY AT ALL

Praying that we live in a world where Starmer gets a lower total proportion of the vote this election than Corbyn did that election, for MAXIMUM DISCOURSE

 

[AGinAg (37)]

 

[jivafox]

Theresa May being called a “slag” by the angry mob chasing her away after her Grenfell response (or lack of)

 

[octophone]

Grenfell was May's most utterly unforgivable moment. The total lack of basic humanity was hideous.

 

[Indie]

It seems a million years ago now but David Cameron fucking a PIG.

 

[octophone]

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MAKIN' BACON

 

[Finn]

When all the pro-EU Tories joined forces with the most right wing Labour MPs to form 'TIG: Change UK', launched it in Nandos, and all lost their seats.

Don't forget the photo

 

[funky]

I love this thread but you’re all cancelled for reminding me about that CUNT Osbourne who I had successfully deleted from memory

God I fucking HATED him!

 

[Tisch]

Don't forget the photo

Which reminds me that it's NEVER a bad time for Angela Smith's Best Bits:

 

[Kate]

My god I forgot Chuka Umunna existed. I thought he would be the next big hope at one point!

 

[octophone]

My god I forgot Chuka Umunna existed. I thought he would be the next big hope at one point!

He absolutely fucking BLEW IT. Daft bastard.

 

[Lucille]

Remember he was going to be the BRITISH OBAMA?

 

[Lucille]

Oh, it seems he likely COINED THAT EXPRESSION!

 

[Kate]

Dickhead.

 

[Finn]

Time for a PALATE CLEANSER

 

[Ellie]

Oh, it seems he likely COINED THAT EXPRESSION!

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So really he’s the British Eric West

 

[Finn]

Oh and who can forget this from Lady Thornberry

 

[AGinAg (37)]

If we're doing Tory Gov Era

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I love this thread but you’re all cancelled for reminding me about that CUNT Osbourne who I had successfully deleted from memory

God I fucking HATED him!

 

[Mugatu]

Oh, it seems he likely COINED THAT EXPRESSION!

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I was horrified to realise the name Change UK ( ChUk Chuka) was an homage to En Marche. The British Macron!