Tuesday builds an ATV

[Tisch]

Or rather, spends the best part of 40 minutes aghast at the lack of instructions, unscrewing every screw on the bloody thing, including the one holding the power socket in place before noticing there's a lock on the seat which opens up to reveal a whole host of GOODIES and the instructions, TAKE 2 I SUPPOSE.

I'm working shirtless in the garden on this retched bike, I think I really am a DAD now. I just need a COLD ONE PLEASE LUV to complete the look...

 

[big ron]

Or rather, spends the best part of 40 minutes aghast at the lack of instructions, unscrewing every screw on the bloody thing, including the one holding the power socket in place before noticing there's a lock on the seat which opens up to reveal a whole host of GOODIES and the instructions, TAKE 2 I SUPPOSE.

I'm working shirtless in the garden on this retched bike, I think I really am a DAD now. I just need a COLD ONE PLEASE LUV to complete the look...

Lawnmower forum NOW

 

[Tisch]

It's an actual nightmare, the instructions are real Made In China hell.... can't wait for lickle Hugö-Ellie-Mäé Tiguana Junior to spend five minutes on it

 

[Rachey]

It's 30 degrees and 80% humidity in my shop today. I think I might die.

 

[Soldi]

It’s been bloody pissing it down all day here

 

[AGinAg (37)]

It's fucking stunning here. Been shopping and drinking.

Guess what? Merry!

 

[lolly]

I've had a day at the seaside

 

[jyxz]

It's fucking stunning here. Been shopping and drinking.

Guess what? Merry!

How much of Mr Ag’s bonus is left?

 

[Tisch]

It’s been bloody pissing it down all day here

Sorry, but HA!

 

[Soldi]

Sorry, but HA!

I mean.. it’s getting better

 

[big ron]

It's an actual nightmare, the instructions are real Made In China hell.... can't wait for lickle Hugö-Ellie-Mäé Tiguana Junior to spend five minutes on it

My favourite is when you get something from a relative and it goes straight to landfill

 

[Tisch]

My favourite is when you get something from a relative and it goes straight to landfill

Unfortunately I have a child with some ATTACHMENT ISSUES for obvious reasons, so trying to get rid of anything results in tears and a sudden urge to declare whatever it is his "favourite". So I have a secret system where toys get relegated to the "toy graveyard" and will be got rid of after an indeterminate length of time. We also now have to have a little "goodbye ritual" when it comes to deflated balloons.

Good news though! The ATV has had lots of use this evening. He keeps calling it a drone though, but maybe he'll stop asking me for an actual drone now? So I may just let the facade continue...

 

[Lucille]

I STILL get sad when a balloon pops.