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Hi chums and chumettes. Buying car insurance today and looking for somewhere to book an MOT as my regular garage seems have to have VANISHED according to Googlemaps. HATE IT.
No, I'm a mum now. So I have to use phrases like "IT'S LIKE A BOMB'S GONE OFF IN HERE" and "IF YOU WANT SOMETHING DONE YOU HAVE TO DO IT YOURSELF". The amount I hear my parents being channeled through me is insane. It happens!Can’t you put young Cayden-Leigh to work?
It's like BLACKPOOL ILLUMINATIONS IN HERE. *switches off one lamp*No, I'm a mum now. So I have to use phrases like "IT'S LIKE A BOMB'S GONE OFF IN HERE" and "IF YOU WANT SOMETHING DONE YOU HAVE TO DO IT YOURSELF". The amount I hear my parents being channeled through me is insane. It happens!
It's like BLACKPOOL ILLUMINATIONS IN HERE. *switches off one lamp*
MY SYMPATHIESI’m going to Blackpool tomorrow
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MY SYMPATHIES
Is old Ellen Eileen? I think I've always just assumed this without any actual proof...
It's honestly the worst place I've ever been. Just WIPE IT FROM THE MAP
I hate anywhere near the seafront but the park and zoo areas are quite nice.It's honestly the worst place I've ever been. Just WIPE IT FROM THE MAP
It won't be like Blackpool Illuminations tomorrow because they don't switch them on until September. ;)I’m going to Blackpool tomorrow so I’ll report back on the veracity of this statement.
It won't be like Blackpool Illuminations tomorrow because they don't switch them on until September. ;)

But TRAMS!
Happy day everyone! Tonight I’m off to see New Kids On The Block and Paula Abdul![]()

May I recommend Rhyl?It's honestly the worst place I've ever been. Just WIPE IT FROM THE MAP
God I hope not. I want her to twirl around to the album versions. It’s going to be in the 90s in Arkansas in an outdoor amphitheater so I hope she survives lolI’ve been intrigued by this Paula tour from her Instagram. SURELY they’re not letting her sing live?![]()
You've beaten me today - I'm just under 18 thousand.18 half thousand plus’s steps 4 one hatesssss weather nayyy bad
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Wow still don g might don more my watch ways out in never gets right except once blue moon once go zzz over 20 thousand had been chucking down could don tribbleYou've beaten me today - I'm just under 18 thousand.
Darlings does anyone have any experiences with the MENTAL HEALTH? Mr Clun has been going BARMIER AND BARMIER since the end of last year but unless you're actually in the process of TOPPING YOURSELF there seems to be FUCK ALL YOU CAN DO