UK General Election 2024 - Results Day (1 Viewer)

[octophone]

Get that mug of Drambuie away from her.

Fuck that, fill it up!

 

[Madison]

A bit cruel putting Steve Baker’s probability up.

 

[win_the_game]

Faiza may yet achieve her goal of keeping IDS in.

Well BBC suggesting IDS has a less than 1% chance of hanging on!

 

[dmlaw]

Faiza may yet achieve her goal of keeping IDS in.

She tried but the BBC are saying less than 1% of IDS keeping his seat.

 

[Tisch]

Faiza may yet achieve her goal of keeping IDS in.

Less than 1% chance apparently!

 

[ZenGiraffe]

OH NOT ANNE WIDDICOMBE

 

[Soldi]

I bet it’s not even raining.

It is!

 

[dmlaw]

This list of Tory loss percentages has me fully erect already.

 

[Madison]

Rees-Mogg has done better than I expected.

 

[Loufoque]

Thank fuck. LABOUR UP.

 

[Shoat]

OMG they literally just MURDERED Baker onscreen, amazing!

 

[Lucille]

OH NOT ANNE WIDDICOMBE

The wickedness eating her from the inside LIVE!

 

[ILL ADVISED]

1% chance for IDS according to BBC

 

[ILL ADVISED]

JRM too close for my liking

 

[ZenGiraffe]

The wickedness eating her from the inside LIVE!

She's DYING LIVE ON AIR

 

[Soldi]

This list of Tory loss percentages has me fully erect already.

Steve Baker less than 1%

 

[octophone]

I think I'll stream the BBC instead of this rabble on C4

 

[ZenGiraffe]

I think I'll stream the BBC instead of this rabble on C4

Yeah I'm jumping ship for a bit too

 

[Slave]

Tories still too high in the exit poll.

 

[Madison]

If you want a real rabble:

 

[octophone]

Vince Cable sitting on the table! Vince Cable sitting on the table! Vince Cable sitting on the table! We've run out of chaaaaairs.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

That's still a REALLY GOOD RESULT.

It's basically what I expected. I'm pretty pleased!

 

[octophone]

If you want a real rabble:

"I'm terribly sorry, I've just cum"

 

[dmlaw]

Baker trying to argue that having won the last election means that the exit poll result is still good for them. I can’t even with the delusion.

 

[funky]

Well i don’t like those exit poll numbers

130 seats for Tories seems high
Reform go from 3 to 13 seats between the last YouGov poll and the exit poll?
Rees Mogg is 50-50 keeping his seat

Ugh

 

[Cloud]

Seem to have done the right thing voting with the tactics (Lab) rather than the heart. One of the pub friends did exit polling for them and reckons it's VERY tight here.

We share constituency with a very working class town though so there's hope of flipping back to red - but it's close.

All to play for. I seem to remember getting a lot more hope from exit polls either last time or time before than represented reality due to shy Tory syndrome...and maybe in this case shy Reformer

 

[dmlaw]

D-Day was a mistake, says Steve Baker. I thought Reform were the Nazis.

 

[octophone]

Baker trying to argue that having won the last election means that the exit poll result is still good for them. I can’t even with the delusion.

He is being slaughtered live on air.







Good.

 

[Jocasta Clun]

It would have been NICE to have the Tories down to 70 seats or so but I never really expected it

 

[octophone]

Peter Mandelson is a cunt.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

SNP did bad because it rained.

Because other parties love rain?

 

[Madison]

I hope Sunak is crying in the kitchen right now Theresa May style.

 

[Tisch]

Derbyshire on the BBC talking about PIGEONS to fill time

 

[octophone]

One assumes Sunak will remain an MP but resign as leader...how long before he jacks it in and fucks off to California?

 

[Madison]

Who is everyone supporting? I’m Team Sunderland.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Do we have potential %s?

 

[octophone]

"We can smell the cows". No Victoria, that's just the usual Tory bullshit.

AYETHANGYEW

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Stand down, Scotland may not have completely lost their minds

 

[Lucille]

 

[octophone]

You have run in Sunderland when you have something of value in your hands at the best of times.